The kid was not a complete shit or a dick, I don't really even understand slinging insults like that about such young children. Seems short-sighted. Like, do you remember being a kid? At all?
He was precocious and prone to outbursts. He was also nice to Joe and Sara at times and wanted to do kind, smart things or do innocent stuff like play with toys. How in the fuck does that make a 5-year-old a douche? I'm imagining you guys seeing some kindergartener say something a little bit snarky and getting all hurt and sensitive. "Damn that kid is an asshole!" No, he's a kid.