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[The Pleasure]

 

[Star-Lord]

Well, you gotta know how to beat the batter.

 

[BouncyFrag]

For when you make it past the application to the interview phase:

 

[HellforLeather]

You just gotta know how to toss a chair across a room.

 

[AlteredForms]

People at Waffle House see some wild crowds as the stores are open 24 hours. I'm curious if a person's application would be denied if they were a pacifist lol.

 

[poppabk]

"Must be able to lift heavy weights up to 200lb and toss them through a plate glass window"

 

[The Pleasure]

"Must be able to lift heavy weights up to 400lb and toss them through a plate glass window"

Fixed it for you

 

[Dark Star]

 

[Tschumi]

I'd have to say 'no' and eat the rejection letter i might try to say "I'm pretty good throwing a bicycle at the face of the person trying to violate my girl in my hero fantasies"

 

[Ballthyrm]

In a way the most honest job of them all is politician.
Everyone know what they are about, and should be approched with a 10 foot pole.
Well that or prostitution which is the same thing for a lot less money.

 

[Faenrir]

F

Foxy boxing ? Wtf lol

 

[keraj37]

Now lets move to practical test.
Here is kungfu masta Ho Jong from Shaolin temple, if you can stand 5 rounds with him, we gladly hire you!
Good luck friend, you need it!