I mailed home all of my PS1 games in one big box. It cost me about seventy dollars to send them by sea mail from Japan, but now they are on their way home. It'll take a month and a half for them to reach Christy's parents' house.
Although I feel good for sending our stuff home early, I still feel like I'm never going to see my games again.
I keep imagining these scenarios where some postal employee pops open the box to check it for contraband and yoinks a handful of my babies. Can postal employees get away with that? Does the postal service have some kind of monitoring system for in-house theft? Wouldn't that be a federal offense, as well? So that means that it might be the FBI. Does the FBI investigate U.S. postal service theft? Are there agents that just investigate shit like that?
"Don't toy with me, Mr. Kinkaide. Your name is on my list. Stealing from a post office is a federal offense, you know. It wouldn't be good at all for anyone involved if you were sitting in a federal penitentiary, would it, Mr. Kinkaide? Now I have it on good authority...no, the best authority, that the package in question was routed through this branch. Strangely, though, it didn't make it any farther than that. Can you explain that, Mr. Kinkaide? Can you?"
Although I feel good for sending our stuff home early, I still feel like I'm never going to see my games again.
I keep imagining these scenarios where some postal employee pops open the box to check it for contraband and yoinks a handful of my babies. Can postal employees get away with that? Does the postal service have some kind of monitoring system for in-house theft? Wouldn't that be a federal offense, as well? So that means that it might be the FBI. Does the FBI investigate U.S. postal service theft? Are there agents that just investigate shit like that?
"Don't toy with me, Mr. Kinkaide. Your name is on my list. Stealing from a post office is a federal offense, you know. It wouldn't be good at all for anyone involved if you were sitting in a federal penitentiary, would it, Mr. Kinkaide? Now I have it on good authority...no, the best authority, that the package in question was routed through this branch. Strangely, though, it didn't make it any farther than that. Can you explain that, Mr. Kinkaide? Can you?"