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Man discovers brain washed ashore on beach

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Man discovers brain washed ashore on beach

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He went to the beach for somewhat piece of thoughts.

A Wisconsin beachcomber bought greater than he bargained for after discovering what seems to be a brain that had washed ashore. Now, native authorities are attempting to determine who — or what — it got here from.

“It didn’t register as a human brain — I was just like, ‘What is this?’ ” Jimmy Senda, 47, advised Fox News 6 of his grotesque discover. The Racine-based building employee and artist mentioned he regularly searches close by seashores for gadgets equivalent to sea glass to include in his sculptures.

So he was understandably intrigued after occurring upon a package deal wrapped in aluminum foil, fixed by a pink rubber band, whereas perusing Racine’s Samuel Myers Park Beach on Tuesday.

“Curiosity got to me, so I popped it open and it looked like a chicken breast,” Senda advised his native TV information outlet. “It took a little bit for it to really [register] of what was going on; it was a brain.” Also within the parcel have been flowers and Chinese money, in keeping with Senda.

Senda was so flabbergasted by the weird discover that he requested some close by metropolis workers close by for a second opinion.

“They’re like, ‘Yeah, that’s a brain,’ ” he recalled, including {that a} subsequent question to the police yielded an analogous response.

Needless to say, the weird flotsam is blowing minds on social media.

“Just when you thought 2020 couldn’t get anymore f - - ked up,” mentioned one commenter on a Facebook gallery Senda posted depicting the “Hannibal”-evoking discovery.

“What kinda ritual they was tryin to do,” questioned one other.

However, others doubted that it was a bona fide human brain.

“Its a pig brain,” mentioned one Facebook skeptic. “Look how small it is in your hand jim!!!!”

Another scoffed, “Yeah why won’t you say what the police said — it’s obviously not a FULL GROWN human brain…”

Indeed, cops advised Fox that they don’t imagine the noodle is human — however they’re presently awaiting official affirmation from the Racine County Medical Examiner’s workplace.

Senda, for one, is simply glad he’s the one who made the invention.

“There’s a lot of kids and families that are down here, and what happens if a kid would have found it?” he mentioned.

Source: Newschant
 

TindalosPup

Member
Also within the parcel have been flowers and Chinese money, in keeping with Senda.
It looks like someone was attempting magic (summoning or banishing), judging by the contents this was an offering. Placing things in water is one way of delivering things to nature or ridding yourself of something used and no longer needed, it's a common practice in all walks of magic.

(I read a lot about this stuff, but I don't subscribe to it, I walk with Jesus)
 

SinDelta

Member
Disturbing. Aren't there reports of body parts washing up in several places over the past few years?
 
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poppabk

Cheeks Spread for Digital Only Future
Who the hell wrote this story it is so hard to follow.
Stuff like this:
"Also within the parcel have been flowers and Chinese money, in keeping with Senda."
So he kept the flowers and money that were wrapped up with a brain?
 

notseqi

Gold Member
Who the hell wrote this story it is so hard to follow.
Stuff like this:
"Also within the parcel have been flowers and Chinese money, in keeping with Senda."
So he kept the flowers and money that were wrapped up with a brain?
Dead brain don't tell no tales.
 

poppabk

Cheeks Spread for Digital Only Future
There is a 'giving brain' joke in there somewhere especially with the money and flowers but I just can't be bothered to put it all together.
 

DESTROYA

Member
The more I looked into it the more it clearly doesn’t look like s human brain .
Someone mentioned a sheep brain and by the angle of the brain stem probably right

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Not that it makes the story any less strange but that’s another story.
 

Ikutachi

Member
The more I looked into it the more it clearly doesn’t look like s human brain .
Someone mentioned a sheep brain and by the angle of the brain stem probably right

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Not that it makes the story any less strange but that’s another story.
Sheep brain.
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