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http://www.wsbtv.com/news/local/clarke-county/dispute-over-grilled-cheese-leads-to-911-call-arrest/415673191

A man was arrested Wednesday after police said he became violent when his wife made him a grilled cheese sandwich with three slices of cheese when he requested only two.

James DePaola, 55, was screaming at his wife in such a fashion that spit was hitting her face, according to Athens-Clarke County police.

Their 12-year-old daughter called 911 from her mother’s cell phone saying her dad hit her mom and pulled the phone out of the wall.

James DePaola admitted to pulling the phone from the wall because he did not want his wife to call 911 for a “stupid” reason, police said.

 

[TheLetdown]

Domestic violence never starts with a "good" reason, because there isn't one fucking reason for domestic violence.

 

[HvySky]

The fuck, there's no such thing as too much cheese.

 

[BatDan]

The biggest surprise is that this wasn't Florida.

 

[Forearm Star]

The fuck, there's no such thing as too much cheese.

This is correct, clearly this man was unstable!

 

[shiftplusone]

you bitch you made my sandwich too delicious

 

[Loomba]

What the fuck is this guy's problem?




More cheese is a good thing

 

[Makonero]

With three slices of cheese the middle doesn't get gooey unless you burn the outside! YOU MONSTER

 

[NobleGundam]

If it ain't Craft Cheese it ain't nothin

 

[PJV3]

The world is full of peculiar people.

 

[Sanjuro]

It ain't easy being cheesy.

 

[collige]

Domestic violence never starts with a "good" reason, because there isn't one fucking reason for domestic violence.

Also this

 

[LiK]

Damn dude, just have her add another slice of bread to even it out.

 

[Falchion]

Geez, was she trying to poison him with all that dairy?

 

[Polioliolio]

And I thought I was bad for complaining about sandwich quality..

 

[hydrophilic attack]

What a fucking idiot

 

[Doug Heffernan]

He's a grown ass 55 year old man... eating grilled cheese.

 

[Snkfanatic]

The fuck, there's no such thing as too much cheese.

Yes there is. There really is.

 

[Ivan 3414]

He's a grown ass 55 year old man... eating grilled cheese.

So what?

 

[The Elite]

Too cheesy isn't a thing. You can never have too much.

He's a grown ass 55 year old man... eating grilled cheese.

We got a badass over here.

 

[Redd]

I laughed more at this than I should've. Good stuff. Dangerously cheesy. Lol.

 

[mrjohill]

If it ain't Craft Cheese it ain't nothin

Wrong you gotta get on the tillamook cheese goodness

 

[Skellig Gra]

News reports are that she also threw out all this cargo shorts earlier in the day.

He's a grown ass 55 year old man... eating grilled cheese.

You have a very narrow world view. Did you forget about the strugglewich?

 

[thecouncil]

He's a grown ass 55 year old man... eating grilled cheese.

A good grilled cheese sandwich, tomato soup, and some tater tots. That's a good meal right there.

 

[JaggedSac]

A good grilled cheese sandwich, tomato soup, and some tater tots. That's a good meal right there.

I was with you until tater tots. Seems a bit superfluous.

 

[EstoyBlackWaldo]

He's a grown ass 55 year old man... eating grilled cheese.

What? Grilled cheese preferably with pepperjack cheese, dipped in some tomato soup mm mm.

 

[Stormhammer]

dude had a meltdown

 

[Snkfanatic]

He's a grown ass 55 year old man... eating grilled cheese.

What?

 

[pelicansurf]

Also this

This made me crack up.

 

[Tom Nook]

The biggest surprise is that this wasn't Florida.

Georgia but it's close to Florida.

 

[dsp]