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[whytemyke]

Hahaha, I saw this on my local news and laughed my ass off. I want to see a video of this shit. Just look at the guy and read the police report at this site... http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0805051sword1.html

While I was talking with (her) I could see a subject walk out from behind a tree and walk fast towards Officer Fisher. The subject fit the description of the hit and run driver. The suspect was approximately 10-15 feet away from Officer Fisher when he pulled out an approximately four-foot sword from behind his head and attempted to strike Officer Fisher with it in a downward motion. Officer Fisher was able to move away from the suspect and pull his sidearm. Officer Fisher ordered the suspect to put the sword down numerous times, but the suspect refused to. The suspect walked toward the house, stating, "Fuck you! Come and get me!"

It then goes on to say how he ran to the basement and donned chainmail armor, leg and arm armor, and a huge fucking mallet. Then when the cops came to get him, he yelled "I'm gonna crush your fucking skulls! I have a thousand years of power!" as he held up his mallet.

Then the cop busted his ass with a taser and watched him go down. :lol :lol :lol

 

[karasu]

lol saw that yesterday. "I've got 1000 years of power!!' :lol

 

[Almighty_Chocobo]

Omg where are the 'Cops' TV cameras when you really need them?!

 

[ToxicAdam]

Its motherfucking THOR!

 

[SatelliteOfLove]

Its motherfucking THOR!

:lol

"I'm gonna crush your fucking skulls! I have a thousand years of power!"

 

[MmmBeef]

BWAHA! Oh God, it's like this from Reno 911 but real.

 

[krypt0nian]

Everyone knows you can't use the phrase "I've got 1000 years of power!!' until level 12.

 

[Ned Flanders]

Sounds like Gimli was the butt of one too many jokes..

 

[Fifty]

Great Odin's raven!

 

[Tedesco!]

Al Snow really let himself go.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

Too much anime will be the downfall of North America.