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[ManDudeChild]

Too understated, I guess:

You do realise the chances of this news being legit are almost zilch. If the facts about chain saws aren't enough to make it clear, the fact this is the Sun should.

 

[Ceros]

If you know someone near you is using dangerous equipment, any smart would person would use their head and try to.....oh wait....she did.

 

[Socreges]

You do realise the chances of this news being legit are almost zilch. If the facts about chain saws aren't enough to make it clear, the fact this is the Sun should.

Dude:

Every one of you disgusts me. This is a terrible tragedy and we should mourn the death, rather than use it as a platform for cheap jokes.

That's the last time he saw his wife alive.

I acted as if everyone was being insensitive and then did the same thing. It was a joke.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

Dude:

I acted as if everyone was being insensitive and then did the same thing. It was a joke.

Lol, that was a good one. I thought you were serious at first. I still feel kinda bad, but I'm hearing these stories aren't usually real...so I feel a bit better.

 

[MaddenNFL64]

Wow, lots of good puns.

Ok, here goes.

*clears throat*

He chopped her head off !

No...

:\

 

[ManDudeChild]

Dude:

I acted as if everyone was being insensitive and then did the same thing. It was a joke.

Oh, well ok then, I thought you were losing your head over this one.

 

[carbonbased]

If only he saw where he was about to fall and had instead headed in a different direction, if just by a neck.

 

[Koshiro]

That's truely awful, I can't begin to imagine how he must have felt when he realised what had happened. >_<

 

[ManDudeChild]

That's truely awful, I can't begin to imagine how he must have felt when he realised what had happened. >_<

If he has any emotions, I'm sure he's a total headcase now.

 

[DCX]

That's to bad...she was going to head up bingo night on sunday...it's a shame, they might have to trim it from the schedule....what a pain in the neck, oh well at least that's a load off her shoulders...

DCX

 

[SFA_AOK]

I guess she gave bad oral sex.

 

[totoro'd]

I guess this is the last time he'll hear "not tonight honey, i've got a headache"

 

[MaddenNFL64]

They just keep comin' don't they?

 

[Chittagong]

He failed to give her a heads-up when dropping the chainsaw.

 

[White Man]

This is the funniest thing ever. Too funny to possibly be true. Freak deaths like this are just too cool to happen in reality. Ah, man, but if this was on film. . .

 

[MrPing1000]

It was always heading for disaster

 

[Xenon]

Whats all the buzz in this thread about?

eh I tried

 

[mrmyth]

First of all, I have a chainsaw that I borrowed from my brother-in-law that has a locking trigger. It will run even if you drop it.

Second of all, think about it. Most chainsaws can chew through a ten-inch branch like nothing. The only thing remotely as tough as that in the human neck is a few bones, so I think we're getting a little ahead of ourselves by calling the story false.

 

[belgurdo]

She may have gotten a bit ahead of herself, but at least it didn't cost her an arm and a leg

God, I'm sorry

 

[OmniGamer]

Husband: "Honey, did you find what you were looking for down there?"
Wife: "No dear...I could have sworn I left it right here"
Husband: "I swear, you'd lose your head if it weren't atta...AHHHHHHHHHH!"
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!

 

[Lucky Forward]

If the man with the chainsaw
Can’t keep it under control
Some heads are gonna roll
Some heads are gonna roll

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Dude:

I acted as if everyone was being insensitive and then did the same thing. It was a joke.

Well, aren't you being a little hot head.

 

[Spectral Glider]

Guess she never saw it coming.

He was just taking a little off the top.

That was something she just couldn't shoulder.

“It is an appalling thing to happen. I just feel so sorry for the husband. There was nothing he could do.”

Well, nothing........except for NOT TO PRUNE WITH A CHAINSAW.

 

[XS+]

I hate reading about this sorta thing while kicking back and slamming a couple beers..
What a buzzkill

 

[Spectral Glider]

I like how the story above this one in their full news index is headlined Al -Qaeda plot smashed as 13 nicked.

 

[tedtropy]

This thread is worthless without pictures.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

Its now being reported at CNN.

Looks like Sun was ahead of the competition on this one.

 

[Mustang]

Poor guy is now going to have to look elsewhere for head.

 

[ManDudeChild]

Oh great, now we all look like total douchebags.

 

[Mike Works]

Oh great, now we all look like total douchebags.

At least we have the piece of mind to duck the accusations.

 

[Fifty]

Its now being reported at CNN.

Ok, now we know it's fake.

 

[Cerebral Palsy]

I hope the police wrote him a sawtation.

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

At least she died doing what she loved: getting hit by falling chainsaws.

HAHAHAHHA winner

 

[nitewulf]

so this news and the incest news are both true? im sad and disgusted at the same time!

 

[CavemanLawyer]

You people should be ashamed of yourself. What a bunch of tools.

 

[DCX]

lol

DCX

 

[mrmyth]

You people should be ashamed of yourself. What a bunch of tools.

Fuck you, you... you.....craftsman!


And I'm spent.

 

[Chittagong]

You people should be ashamed of yourself. What a bunch of tools.

Almost missed that on the first time reading through