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[MrOogieBoogie]

Intense footage.

Convo at the end is especially freaky:

Machete guy: You killed me.

Gun guy: What? You were gonna kill me!

Machete guy: Yeah, you're right, I was.

Gun guy: Well, then I did the right thing.

Machete guy: You did.

But srsly, wtf is up with that door? It can't be legal to construct doors out of such shitty material like that.

 

[ComputerMKII]

Machete guy: You killed me.

Gun guy: What? You were gonna kill me!

Machete guy: Yeah, you're right, I was.

Gun guy: Well, then I did the right thing.

Machete guy: You did.

That's British as fuck.

 

[BreezyLimbo]

Wow. That is an intense situation. It looks like a dorm room.

 

[Summer Haze]

Holy shit, that was horror movie shit when he kicked in the door.

Good job the guy had a gun.

Also, that has to be flimsiest door I've ever seen.

 

[Always-honest]

Wow... Good he had a gun in this case. Wtf?

 

[Moaradin]

That was haunting to listen to. Jesus...

 

[OverBlood 3]

A door made from bread. Well I never.

 

[Baldwin_the_First]

Is he dead?

According to Pocatello Police, Thomas entered an upstairs apartment with two people in it and threatened the residents with a machete early in the morning of February 22. After leaving that apartment, Thomas then entered another downstairs apartment, also with two people in it, and made similar threats. Thomas, who also lived in the apartment complex in the 200 block of Garfield, was shot in the torso by one of the residents living in the downstairs apartment.

Guy wasn't right in the head. You hear at the end of the video "I warned you the other day"
He needed to be locked up the first time, or at the very least in treatment.

 

[pulga]

Looks fake as fuck.

 

[Coffee Dog]

Why wasn't the machete guy using a gun?

 

[Summer Haze]

Looks fake as fuck.

I dunno. The guy's reaction and the other guys groans sound pretty real to me.

 

[Amentallica]

Looks fake as fuck.

...how would a real one look, then?

 

[OverBlood 3]

http://www.localnews8.com/news/pocatello-man-faces-two-counts-of-attempted-murder/24774798

 

[Onion_Relish]

MadDogNoGood • 4 minutes ago
It was at 0:33 that Duane knew, he fucked up.

 

[Spookie]

Jesus that door is made of cardboard.

 

[Pankratous]

This video has made me rethink my stance on gun ownership... I'm really glad he had one.

Also what the fuck is the point of that door even having a lock?

 

[Summer Haze]

MadDogNoGood • 4 minutes ago
It was at 0:33 that Duane knew, he fucked up.

Some of those comments are hilarious. Mainly the ones commenting on the door, lol.

 

[esms]

The fuck was that door made out of?

 

[EBE]

http://www.localnews8.com/news/pocatello-man-faces-two-counts-of-attempted-murder/24774798

i dont get it. that says march 2014 right? but then this one http://www.ktvb.com/story/news/crime/2015/01/16/machete-man-sentenced-attempted-murder/21865251/ says january 16, 2015

 

[Sanjuro]

The fuck was that door made out of?

Kool Aid packets.

 

[Ovid]

i dont get it. that says march 2014 right? but then this one http://www.ktvb.com/story/news/crime/2015/01/16/machete-man-sentenced-attempted-murder/21865251/ says january 16, 2015

The article from 2014 was when he was charged.

He plead guilty last year and was sentenced to 15 years this year (2015).

 

[BreezyLimbo]

i dont get it. that says march 2014 right? but then this one http://www.ktvb.com/story/news/crime/2015/01/16/machete-man-sentenced-attempted-murder/21865251/ says january 16, 2015

The first link is the actual story, which happened in March
February is when the attack happened
Today is when he was sentenced

 

[Floridian]

Weak ass door. Only took the guy one kick to break through it, and he didn't look that strong. If that guy didn't have the gun he'd be dead.

 

[shadyspace]

Nigga hold this W for knowing you needed a gun with that bullshit door.

:lol

 

[EBE]

i see. i thought this was a new news story. scary as fuck.

 

[$200]

 

[esms]

Kool Aid packets.

Had to be paper mache. Hopefully the new one was made of something a little more durable.

 

[MRORANGE]

I know a mate who rented from a landlord with the most flimsiest door, all his stuff got stolen while he was out even door the door was locked and bolted several places, the guy had smashed through the middle and used the same hole as a getaway, the locks were still intact.

 

[pulga]

...how would a real one look, then?

It didn't look like anything, after the guy cut his way in the whole video turned to a black screen.

 

[BreezyLimbo]

It didn't look like anything, after the guy cut his way in the whole video turned to a black screen.

It's pretty real

That's how a gun really sounds like

That's how a man in pain having a hard time breathing really sounds like

That is indeed a door breaking down

and those are indeed real news stories reporting on this incident.

 

[richardhawk]

World star always has me weak with the comments.

 

[Frog-fu]

I don't expect anyone to be posting Jeff Jeffries' bit on gun law reform in this thread.

 

[Horse Detective]

I wonder what we would have done without the gun.

 

[BPoole]

I wouldn't have even let him bleed out. I would have shot him in the head when he went down like he was a rabid animal

 

[kmax]

Scary stuff.

You got to protect yourself though.

 

[DuffDry]

Fuck this thread, it forced me to get up and do a stringent evaluation of my doors.

 

[shadyspace]

I wouldn't have even let him bleed out. I would have shot him in the head when he went down like he was a rabid animal

That would be illegal, chief.

 

[Big Baybee]

I wouldn't have even let him bleed out. I would have shot him in the head when he went down like he was a rabid animal

Then you'd be in jail, bruh.

 

[Horse Detective]

I wouldn't have even let him bleed out. I would have shot him in the head when he went down like he was a rabid animal

You'd be behind bars, sport.

 

[Ventara]

That was pretty intense. If fake, it was a good one.

 

[LookAtMeGo]

I wouldn't have even let him bleed out. I would have shot him in the head when he went down like he was a rabid animal

Then you would go to prison, friend.

 

[alatif113]

I wouldn't have even let him bleed out. I would have shot him in the head when he went down like he was a rabid animal

Gonna get locked up, fella.

 

[Clockwork5]

I wouldn't have even let him bleed out. I would have shot him in the head when he went down like he was a rabid animal

Then you would fry, guy.

 

[EloquentM]

That would be illegal, chief.

Then you'd be in jail, bruh.

You'd be behind bars, sport.

Then you would go to prison, friend.

Gonna get locked up, fella.

Lol you guys with these responses

Edit:

Say hello to maximum security, amigo.

And in the slammer you'd be, pal.

Lollololol

 

[MrOogieBoogie]

I wouldn't have even let him bleed out. I would have shot him in the head when he went down like he was a rabid animal

Say hello to maximum security, amigo.

 

[freethoughtbubble]

Thank goodness only the assailant was harmed... Am I a bad person for finding the video kind of funny? Between the tension at the start, Kool-Aid door, and the weirdly civil exchange at the end?

 

[pulga]

It's pretty real

That's how a gun really sounds like

That's how a man in pain having a hard time breathing really sounds like

That is indeed a door breaking down

and those are indeed real news stories reporting on this incident.

Im only buying it because of the reporting on it, links that popped up after my original comment

Everything else you mentioned can be easily manipulated in this day and age, c'mon.

and that fucking door is the main reason why I thought it was fake, what's the point of a door like that

 

[Baldwin_the_First]

I wouldn't have even let him bleed out. I would have shot him in the head when he went down like he was a rabid animal

And in the slammer you'd be, pal.

 

[B.O.O.M]

Here's Jimmy...oh shhit



on a serious note that was intense! wow

 

[Cloud Strife]

Looks fake as fuck.

Alright boss.