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[Rajack]

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/09/whi...hoots-self-in-penis-blames-it-on-a-black-guy/

A South Dakota man is currently in custody after telling police officers he was shot in the penis by a “black guy” when he actually shot himself while attempting to purchase a gun illegally, reports the Argus Leader.

Convicted felon Donald Anthony Watson, 43, was admitted to a local emergency room late at night on Sept. 6 for a gunshot wound to his penis, and told local law enforcement that he had been shot during a botched robbery.

According to the arrest report, Watson said he was shot by “a black guy (who) tried to rob” him while he was taking out the trash at his apartment.

Investigators who went to Watson’s apartment said there was no evidence of a shooting outside, but neighbors told them they heard screaming coming from his apartment earlier in the evening.

After obtaining a search warrant, officer entered his home and found blood, bullet fragments, and an empty gun case.

Pressed by police, Watson admitted that he made the story up and was looking at a handgun he was thinking about buying and placed it in his pocket where it went off, with the bullet hitting his genitals.

Watson — who refused to tell police where the gun disappeared to — has been charged with possession of a firearm by a convicted felon, possession of a firearm by a drug offender, and two counts of false reports to law enforcement.

Well at least he can't reproduce now.

 

[Warxard]

COCKS these days.

 

[Anoregon]

Many small-minded white dudes blame black men for their penile insecurities.

 

[stuminus3]

This one writes itself.

Good grief.

 

[Black Republican]

In south Dakota? !?!

 

[Crud]

Black man. South Dakota.

 

[Slayven]

Imagine the shit you can get away by blaming a negro. Bet that was Ahmed' plan b when folks found out he did not invent the clock.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

COCKS these days.

I'm going to need a joke explanation.

 

[bjork]

It doesn't say shot off.

 

[commedieu]

 

[Angelus Errare]

There are only like 4 black people in South Dakota and they're tracked by the police because they're black.

They should have known he was lying.

 

[RustyNails]

Florida Man has moved to South Dakota, I see.

 

[Veritigo_X]

Damn, everyone already jumped on the joke I wanted to make. Too obvious I guess.

 

[Penguin]

This is sad...like second story in a week where someone just said the black guy did it

I don't like this pattern of just blaming your stupidity on a generic black dude

 

[shira]

my condolences

 

[Dereck]

COCKS these days.

OH BOY

 

[Damerman]

Black man. South Dakota.

that's all the investigating they needed.

not only is the fucker a racist, he is a racist with no penis. i don't think he has ever been this vulnerable all his life.

 

[Angelus Errare]

This is sad...like second story in a week where someone just said the black guy did it

I don't like this pattern of just blaming your stupidity on a generic black dude

The "black boogie-man" scapegoat is as old as America.

 

[Crud]

that's all the investigating they needed.

not only is the fucker a racist, he is a racist with no penis. i don't think he has ever been this vulnerable all his life.

Simply the angriest man alive.

 

[Chariot]

Damn black men, stealing white penisses! Always, always!

 

[Shaanyboi]

Zero sympathy for people who just go "Uhhh a black guy did it! Yeah, that's believable... who cares if they catch some guy, right?"

 

[Toxi]

Racists say they even have friends who are black, racists get robbed and shot in the dick by said imaginary black friends.

 

[Link]

Florida Man has moved to South Dakota, I see.

Nah, Florida Man would have successfully gotten some black guy arrested.

I don't like this pattern of just blaming your stupidity on a generic black dude

This is literally where the "Thanks, Obama!" meme came from.

 

[User1608]

What a racist moron. Blew off his load the wrong way!

 

[Loudninja]

Man we black guys are something else.

Even we we don't exist we still did it.

 

[TheBlackMarvel]

This is the funniest thing i've read all day.

 

[FelixOrion]

A South Dakota man

Where in SoDak? This is important.

..., reports the Argus Leader.

lol Sioux Falls

 

[PhoenixDark]

COCKS these days.

I see what you did here fam. quote+rep+dap

 

[JDSN]

Should have said that the dude had a BLM shirt, thats how you get the cash to get them Deus Ex Augmented dicks.

 

[Hyun Sai]

The reason black guys got it big is because they blew off everybody else's.

 

[FelixOrion]

In south Dakota? !?!

Black man. South Dakota.

Honestly, if he was living West River SoDak, I wouldn't be surprised if he had tried to replace 'black man' with 'Native man'. Native Americans are the main much maligned and stereotyped minority in South Dakota.

 

[liquidtmd]

Very mild - white ppl

 

[ChouGoku]

COCKS these days.

Lmao

Iunderstandthatrefrence.gif

 

[Warxard]

I see what you did here fam. quote+rep+dap

 

[Damerman]

Should have said that the dude had a BLM shirt, thats how you get the cash to get them Deus Ex Augmented dicks.

 

[ElTorro]

Florida Man has moved to South Dakota, I see.

Had already decided to post this before I saw that you beat me to it.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Imagine the shit you can get away by blaming a negro. Bet that was Ahmed' plan b when folks found out he did not invent the clock.

 

[Sölf]

Can't a white man be in peace without getting shot in the penis by imagenary black men?

 

[see5harp]

What he fails to realize is that is wasn't just a regular imaginary black man. It was the ghost of penis future who had come to show this man that he didn't appreciate the penis that God gave him.

 

[Tenebrous]

Scary.

 

[Bronx-Man]

I've heard of penis envy but this is ridiculous.

 

[NoRéN]

COCKS these days.

You are trying way too hard.

I get the temtation to make a name for yourself with a "first post". However, not everyone is cut out for that.

Do you laugh at your own jokes at parties? I certainly hope not.

 

[Chariot]

Yeah, but real talk. Why don't we ever talk about black on dick crime?

 

[cntr]

I have to wonder what the plan was. Get out of explaining who shot his penis?

 

[Cow Mengde]

Dehumanizing penis explosion? I guess it doesn't work this time since no black people were involved.

 

[Warxard]

You are trying way too hard.

I get the temtation to make a name for yourself with a "first post". However, not everyone is cut out for that.

Do you laugh at your own jokes at parties? I certainly hope not.

Well you can't win 'em all. At least three people got the joke.

 

[Toxi]

Yeah, but real talk. Why don't we ever talk about black on dick crime?

"Why just #BlackLivesMatter? #ImaginaryLivesMatter too."

 

[Bronx-Man]

#AllPenisesMatter

 

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