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[see5harp]

I have to wonder what the plan was. Get out of explaining who shot his penis?

As a felon, he's not even supposed to own a gun. So that's what he was likely thinking. I can't believe this idiot didn't even pick up the damn casing though. Damn dude at least vacuum your house before company comes over.

 

[Cagey]

my condolences

Sigh. Still hurts.

 

[Nightbird]

Thanks, i needed that laugh.

 

[jWILL253]

This is sad...like second story in a week where someone just said the black guy did it

I don't like this pattern of just blaming your stupidity on a generic black dude

Welcome to the United States of America!

Come on in, the water from the tears of slaves is still warm!

 

[Mizerman]

What a dick.

 

[akira28]

see he fucked up when he said that shit and his ass is in fucking South Dakota. What black man is going to travel 1000 miles in the white untouched frozen north to shoot off the dick of some dude he doesn't even know?

 

[Zukuu]

 

[Chariot]

"Why just #BlackLivesMatter? #ImaginaryLivesMatter too."

Followed by another movement named #ImaginaryWhiteLivesMatter

 

[Slayven]

Yeah, but real talk. Why don't we ever talk about black on dick crime?

RIP Ave Devine's asshole

 

[uncelestial]

Well at least he can't reproduce now.

 

[Bronx-Man]

COCKS these days.

Goddamn myself for laughing at that.

 

[Numb]

see he fucked up when he said that shit and his ass is in fucking South Dakota. What black man is going to travel 1000 miles in the white untouched frozen north to shoot off the dick of some dude he doesn't even know?

Exactly...

Spoiler

what a dumbass he is

 

[Seesaw15]

 

[Gnome Scat]

Imagine the shit you can get away by blaming a negro. Bet that was Ahmed' plan b when folks found out he did not invent the clock.

Holy shit lol

 

[BobTheFork]

And now he pees out of the side of his dick : (

 

[Lactose_Intolerant]

 

[DiipuSurotu]

 

[LiquidMetal14]

Hahahah

I understood that reference!

 

[Professor Beef]

Well you can't win 'em all. At least three people got the joke.

Make that 4, young blood

 

[Bronx-Man]

Make that 4, young blood

Ahem.

 

[double jump]

RIP Ave Devine's asshole

Damn

 

[Ayt]

The Onion should write an article tracking a non-existent black guy who goes on a crime spree across the US.

 

[The Living Tribunal]

Dehumanizing imaginary stare.

 

[Dai101]

And now he pees out of the side of his dick : (

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZI6Pre_dt0

 

[Kurita]

Wait, why do I feel like I've already seen this story

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Black man. South Dakota.

They probably laughed their asses off.

 

[Deified Data]

Black man jealous of our statuesque alabaster cocks. Not hard to believe.

 

[Byakuya769]

Bing Bong was pink and purple, not purple and gold.

Get your facts right, you liar.

 

[Ferrio]

Black man jealous of our statuesque alabaster cocks. Not hard to believe.

The chance of me accidentally shooting my penis with a gun would be very low.

 

[Bronx-Man]

Black man jealous of our statuesque alabaster cocks. Not hard to believe.

Goddamnit, you caught us.

Jigs' up, guys.

 

[King Tubby]

Reminds me of the Sopranos. Every time the police might show up they would just say "I think I saw a couple niggers running that way."

 

[Verendus]

Damn those black people. This was their plan all along. Take away the white man's penis, and reduce the white population, and soon, there is no more white man to hold the black man down. It's devilishly genius in its cunningness.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Well you can't win 'em all. At least three people got the joke.

Oh oh, I want to know.

 

[Wyndstryker]

Maybe he's talking about his shadow? They're blackish.

 

[Skeyser]

You are trying way too hard.

I get the temtation to make a name for yourself with a "first post". However, not everyone is cut out for that.

Do you laugh at your own jokes at parties? I certainly hope not.

So salty

 

[Chariot]

So salty

Don't be angry with him. A black man forced him to make that post.

 

[LucidMomentum]

and soon, there is no more white man to hold the black man down. It's devilishly genius in its cunningness.

I let a white woman hold me down once. She was quite devilish indeed.

 

[EloquentM]

Ah yes. This is one of our original black magic powers. Taking the blame. Goes well with invisibility and mind control

 

[thehillissilent]

He didn't realize the effects of Anaconda Malt Liquor working on white people as well

Spoiler

Black Dynamite reference