Zoro doesn't have to yearn to be a badass BECAUSE HE HAS BEEN ONE SINCE HIS BIRTH.
Zoro doesn't need to fuck bitches to validate his manhood. He naturally spreads his seed every time he swings his sword.
Usopp's ol' 20 year old virgin-IwishIwasbadass self would be more happy to get it from Luffy than give it to Kaya...or whatever her name was.
Usopp? Virgin? How is that even fucking possible? Think about it...I mean his nose is his fucking dick, metaphorically. When Nami first saw him in that bar after the timeskip, she literally shoved his nose in between her tittaes. That is far more pootang the entire Strawhats will ever experience in their
entire lives. Usopp knew he was putting his dick in her titties, and he didn't object. Luffy, though? When the Amazon fondles his balls, he doesn't react whatsoever. When Boa Hancock proposes to be his life-long wife, he denies it. All the fucking active sex down the drain.
Zoro? Don't even get me fucking started. He has a fucking kawaii ass moe bitch that wants to fuck him, but yet he
isn't getting the hint. Now let me be clear, I'm not claiming they didn't hit it off in between the timeskip, but the reason why I doubt this is because Oda has foreshadowed in the past that Zoro has a lack of directional skills. I mean, it's been a while since we've seen him really fuck up there, but if he can't tell which way is to the fucking bathroom, what makes you think he's capable of even having sex? He's too hung up on his dead girlfriend to even think about that.
Usopp though? Maaan he has no shame. Why do you think all of the doujins out there primarily feature Usopp fucking Nami and Robin? It's because the homeland knows the truth...Usopp is the man.