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[kaskade]

I'm watching Only God Forgives and Gosling is sporting a slutty tshirt. Still need to get me one.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Do you have his body though?

 

[Boken]

Do you have his body though?

Where do I get one of those?

 

[SeanR1221]

Henley get!

Only 20.00 at banana republic.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I can't tell it's a Henley tho. I wanna see dat cleavage.

We need to talk about these thong flip flops too bruh

 

[Lkr]

Where do I get one of those?

i need one too. i have a few hundred dollars, who sells them?

 

[SeanR1221]

I can't tell it's a Henley tho. I wanna see dat cleavage.

We need to talk about these thong flip flops too bruh

Lol too hot for boat shoes today. The colar needs to be broken in. Real stuff right now

 

[luckyboyceo]

Well I bought a Zegna suit today. It was about $500 off the usual price so I decided to go for it, still remarkably expensive of course. Oh well, if I get evicted at least I'll be the best dressed homeless guy in Seattle.

Also goddamn at the women at Nordstrom. Whoever does the hiring over there def knows what they're doing.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Well I bought a Zegna suit today. It was about $500 off the usual price so I decided to go for it, still remarkably expensive of course. Oh well, if I get evicted at least I'll be the best dressed homeless guy in Seattle.

Also goddamn at the women at Nordstrom. Whoever does the hiring over there def knows what they're doing.

Is it possible they bamboozled you into buying the suit through their good looks and young taut bodies?

 

[Rookje]

Well I bought a Zegna suit today. It was about $500 off the usual price so I decided to go for it, still remarkably expensive of course. Oh well, if I get evicted at least I'll be the best dressed homeless guy in Seattle.

Also goddamn at the women at Nordstrom. Whoever does the hiring over there def knows what they're doing.

Jesus, Zegna? Next level.

Pics!

 

[luckyboyceo]

Is it possible they bamboozled you into buying the suit through their good looks and young taut bodies?

Nah man. If anything I bamboozled them once I put the suit on. It's pretty slick.

Jesus, Zegna? Next level.

Pics!

I'm getting a few alterations done but I'll definitely post pictures next week when I get it back from my tailor.

 

[IceCold]

What are some nice sun glasses right now? I feel like buying a pair. My only requirement is that they are polarized.

 

[Illithid Dude]

Well I bought a Zegna suit today. It was about $500 off the usual price so I decided to go for it, still remarkably expensive of course. Oh well, if I get evicted at least I'll be the best dressed homeless guy in Seattle.

Also goddamn at the women at Nordstrom. Whoever does the hiring over there def knows what they're doing.

Z Zegna or mainline Zegna? Either way, nice suit.

 

[freenudemacusers]

• sorry IceCold I know diddly about sunglasses. Style-wise, keyholes are the new hotness. Retrosuperfuture makes polarized shades, fwiw.

• $500 of zzegna is about $600 or so, so I'm assuming mainline since we're talking 'incredibly expensive'. $600 is only a couple of hip hop shirts, after all.

 

[Devil Theory]

Well I bought a Zegna suit today. It was about $500 off the usual price so I decided to go for it, still remarkably expensive of course. Oh well, if I get evicted at least I'll be the best dressed homeless guy in Seattle.

Also goddamn at the women at Nordstrom. Whoever does the hiring over there def knows what they're doing.

Nice, Zegna is the king since they make the fabric everyone else uses, besides Loro Piana. I have a custom suit by the latter, but Z is definitely the best (mainline at least.)

When I worked at Nordstrom the HR was, well, almost illegally selective with their hiring practices, as are every luxury brand that's customer-facing.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

When I worked at Nordstrom the HR was, well, almost illegally selective with their hiring practices, as are every luxury brand that's customer-facing.

I've always wanted to work at customer facing retail while in school but I'm not good enough.

 

[Illithid Dude]

I've always wanted to work at a boutique because of all the free stuff. I know Saint Laurent gives you like ten free items of your choosing every season.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I've always wanted to work at a boutique because of all the free stuff. I know Saint Laurent gives you like ten free items of your choosing every season.

brb going on baby food diet

 

[Illithid Dude]

just get like ten fur coats and quit. easy 100+k.

 

[freenudemacusers]

I don't think SLP wants a 30 year old dad on their retail staff, sadly

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Pretty sure you're not gonna get a job there without being friends or related to the people who own it.

 

[SkepticalPanda]

I worked retail. Wasn't that fun. There's more chances that someone will be full of shit. Apparently I have a punch-able face. Who the fuck tells someone that..

 

[luckyboyceo]

Retail blows, but a small store/boutique is completely different. I got plenty of free shit/perks back when I was at Blue Owl.

 

[Illithid Dude]

I worked at a bookstore in tenth grade, which wasn't so bad. Joss Weadon would always come in and I would have to help him look for books.

 

[SkepticalPanda]

Kind of work at an internet cafe where I get to meet tons of good looking foreigners. Half of them don't speak English but that's okay.

 

[allday247]

can anyone identify these sunglasses?

 

[SkepticalPanda]

Two pictures from today. Got new shoes and sunglasses. I hate sunglasses on my face. I like my new shoes and jeans though.

New shoes.

New sunglasses.

 

[Lamel]

You look sharp.

 

[SkepticalPanda]

You look sharp.

Thank you sir. Looking at these photos makes me cringe though. Those sunnies are TERRIBLE.

How diversified are your guys' shoe collections? These are the twelve pairs of shoes that I own. (The tan brown suede shoes are in that condition thanks to alcohol. I hardly wear them anymore unless more alcohol will be invovled). Favourite pair of shoes are probably the two newest pairs; the red DC's (Top row) and grey Lyle & Scott.

 

[Boken]

I think you should get a pomp or a slight rockabilly

i dont think this haircut suits you

 

[SkepticalPanda]

I think you should get a pomp or a slight rockabilly

i dont think this haircut suits you

I don't like it either, to be honest. If anyone's up to offer suggestions I have an appointment for next week Friday.

 

[Lamel]

I think your hair suits you fine don't obsess about that. and stop cringing at your own photos

 

[SkepticalPanda]

In my defense that was a wake up, shower and towel dry effort. If I spend 5 minutes doing it, it looks way better than that.

 

[Boken]

I think your hair suits you fine don't obsess about that. and stop cringing at your own photos

hey y u got to be so nice

Thank you sir. Looking at these photos makes me cringe though. Those sunnies are TERRIBLE.


How diversified are your guys' shoe collections? These are the twelve pairs of shoes that I own. (The tan brown suede shoes are in that condition thanks to alcohol. I hardly wear them anymore unless more alcohol will be invovled). Favourite pair of shoes are probably the two newest pairs; the red DC's (Top row) and grey Lyle & Scott.

wow i should get more shoes

 

[SkepticalPanda]

hey y u got to be so nice

wow i should get more shoes

Or maybe I should get less? In my defense, I wear all of these regularly. I don't go anywhere without shoes on.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Good style for panda.

 

[luckyboyceo]

Z Zegna or mainline Zegna? Either way, nice suit.

• sorry IceCold I know diddly about sunglasses. Style-wise, keyholes are the new hotness. Retrosuperfuture makes polarized shades, fwiw.

• $500 of zzegna is about $600 or so, so I'm assuming mainline since we're talking 'incredibly expensive'. $600 is only a couple of hip hop shirts, after all.

Nice, Zegna is the king since they make the fabric everyone else uses, besides Loro Piana. I have a custom suit by the latter, but Z is definitely the best (mainline at least.)

When I worked at Nordstrom the HR was, well, almost illegally selective with their hiring practices, as are every luxury brand that's customer-facing.

It's Z Zegna, no way I could spring for mainline. The suit was $900 discounted from $1400. I don't think mainline goes on sale, ever.

 

[SkepticalPanda]

Good style for panda.

I couldn't pull this off? I'd look ridiculous? At least I think I would. For now, I'm going to try for a conservative comb-over look with faded sides. That's what my hair used to look like before it grew out.

 

[freenudemacusers]

It's Z Zegna, no way I could spring for mainline. The suit was $900 discounted from $1400. I don't think mainline goes on sale, ever.

Ah, they upped their price tier. Cool. They're cut great, the guy ho put them back on the map is now at berluti, so you're in good hands.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

I couldn't pull this off? I'd look ridiculous? At least I think I would. For now, I'm going to try for a conservative comb-over look with faded sides. That's what my hair used to look like before it grew out.

Just do it.

 

[SkepticalPanda]

Just do it.

Alright, I'll do it. You better pay my social-insurance for when I get insulted for fucking up what it's meant to look like.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Alright, I'll do it. You better pay my social-insurance for when I get insulted for fucking up what it's meant to look like.

you have a smooth face and slim bod, you'll be ok

 

[freenudemacusers]

Also, since totokaelo won't put my summer perfs on sale I might have to hold out for these babies:

 

[SkepticalPanda]

you have a smooth face and slim bod, you'll be ok

Does this mean the haircut will suit me or that people won't insult me when its bad?

 

[luckyboyceo]

Those are hot, Mac.

I keep meaning to visit Totokaelo. I didn't even realize they were Seattle based up until like a week ago.

 

[freenudemacusers]

Does this mean the haircut will suit me or that people won't insult me when its bad?

It means you can get away with more than an ugly fat person like me

Spoiler

this is where you all shower me with compliments that I clearly am begging for

 

[SkepticalPanda]

It means you can get away with more than an ugly fat person like me

Subjectivity, friend. Nobody needs to compliment you for anything. I feel I'm unattractive in my own eyes, so do a lot of people. Often the most attractive people aren't happy at all. Would you rather be unattractive and happy or attractive and living a shit life. Pull your socks up, friend. You're attractive.

 

[Bam Bam Baklava]

Saying unattractive people aren't happy is what ugly people tell themselves to feel better.

 

[Alucrid]

that's kinda insulting mac don't wear socks

 

[Ken Masters]

I couldn't pull this off? I'd look ridiculous? At least I think I would. For now, I'm going to try for a conservative comb-over look with faded sides. That's what my hair used to look like before it grew out.

Male models can pull it off, you likely can't, go with your gut


Not trying to be harsh, but all too often I see people getting clothes or haircuts that just don't flatter them in the slightest because someone in a picture who is naturally attractive to begin with looks good in it