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[Speedy Blue Dude]

That music is incredible.

 

[Host Samurai]

Swagger is on which means its time to change the channel

 

[Brinbe]

that swag theme is p. good. too bad he sucks... LOL BOTCH JOBBA

 

[vatstep]

Only had to wait 2 hours, 45 minutes to hear Swagger's theme

 

[darkside31337]

Can't believe I'm agreeing with them on something.

Sin Cara is the plague. Eliminate him.

 

[Cousteau]

These guys should be on History Channel.

 

[Gorillaz]

yea swag's theme is pretty good

 

[Entropia]

Man, Swagger got like no reaction when his music hit. :\


EDIT: Wow Mexican Jumping bean.

 

[spindashing]

oh shit zeb

 

[Dark Ninja]

 

[Sanjuro]

Zeb is fucking incredible on the mic. Hopefully they can use him in other ways after Mania.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

Why am I supposed to boo Zeb for telling the truth?

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

Ah, Sin Cara, fresh off a great match with Cesaro that could have finally gotten some momentum going, will now job in a minute to Swagger as feud fodder.

Yeah, I really thought they would build to something with that.

 

[dream]

Haha, Dutch pronouncing it "Sin Care-a" is stupidly hilarious. It's like when people say "eye-talians."

 

[Professor Beef]

Plywood must be furious.

I'M MAD FOR YOU, PLYWOOD.

 

[KenOD]

Okay, that's a good way to excuse not pronouncing it correctly.

 

[Ultratech]

He's a thief!

 

[Brinbe]

This gimmick seems a few years late, the shitty economy has killed the illegal immigration for the most part.

And this doesn't really do anything for Swagger since he's not doing enough to lean into the tea party gimmick.

BORING CHANTS

 

[CrunchinJelly]

THANKS OBAMA.

 

[Mr. Robot]

WTF? Why isnt Sin Cara pointing angrily at them?

 

[Sanjuro]

This gimmick seems a few years late.

...says the Canadian. GTFO.

 

[Dark Ninja]

Zeb needs to be more direct with this stuff stop playing softball

 

[Gorillaz]

uh ware

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

WTF? Why isnt Sin Cara pointing angrily at them?

he doesn't understand a word he is saying.

 

[slightconfuse]

Watch out Zeb

cara might pull a gun on you

 

[darkside31337]

Get Swagger off the mic.

 

[KenOD]

What is the crowd chanting?

 

[Entropia]

Jack Swagger's America = legalized marijuana

 

[redmetal86]

Jack Sthwaggersssss America!

 

[Mr. Luchador]

I'm still expecting for Tatanka to appear and challenge Jack Swagger for a match at Wrestlemania.

 

[Dark Ninja]

haha Boring chants

 

[Speedy Blue Dude]

That was a pretty good promo by Swagger there to be honest. Getting a little better on the mic.

 

[Razorskin]

.

 

[Cousteau]

What a dumbass move by NoSwagger

 

[Alucard]

Was that a botch by Swagger on the outside?

 

[Judderman]

Oh fuck his face just bounced off the mat.

 

[Enfinit]

Jack Sthwaggersssss America!

HE'S REAL AMERICA

REAL AMERICANS HAVE SPEECH IMPEDIMENTS

 

[Penguin]

So this Kane/Punk match won't be much?

And they still have Cena's segment.

 

[Brinbe]

...says the Canadian. GTFO.

hahaha

my god, you can hear a pin drop in that arena right now.

 

[SousedLouse]

I'm still expecting for Tatanka to appear and challenge Jack Swagger for a match at Wrestlemania.

I'd buy a ticket, no joke.

 

[Professor Beef]

Damn, nice botch.

 

[Ultratech]

Wow, Sin Botcha getting some actual offense in.

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

I'm really glad Sin Cara is better in the ring now. A little I guess.

 

[darkside31337]

... no choice? He was like 6 inches from the ropes.

 

[Cagey]

Best part about Swaggie squash matches is it shortens the time between waiting to hear his theme.

 

[toddhunter]

So this Kane/Punk match won't be much?

Kane will ambush Punk before the match, breaking his legs. He and the Undertaker will then fight over the urn, leading to a match at WM. The match fits better with the rest of the show.

Punk will instead face Orton.

People will be conflicted.

 

[BIONIC-ARRRMMM!!]

Sin Jobber.

 

[BlazinAm]

Now Sin Cara pull a gun out.

 

[Toki767]

Del Rio only saves fellow Mexicans. That's why he didn't save those American legends last week.

 

[Empyrean Heaven]

Swagger should really drop to the heel hook the way Angle used to do. It just looks so much more awesome.