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[Alucard]

March is the biggest month on the pro wrestling calendar. I mean, sure, sometimes it's April, but this year it's March. You can believe that. Just look at the stats: The Undertaker turns 50 on March 24th. AJ Lee turns 28 on March 19th. These two great retired professional wrestlers both left an indelible footprint on the sport that will be felt forevermore. And there's something else that usually happens in March...

If you're reading this thread, you already know all this, so here's the rundown of wrasslin' feds and shows you may want to check out...

http://wwe.com
Current Champion: Brock Lesnar

It's time for the WWE to baptize a new guy. THE guy. Is Roman Reigns it? Probably not, but hey, let's give him a chance. At least let's all agree to stop whining about Daniel Bryan.

Here's what the Wrestlemania XXXI card will likely look like...

Brock Lesnar (c) vs. Roman Reigns (WWE World Heavyweight Championship)
Triple H vs. Sting
Rusev (c) vs. John Cena (United States Championship)
Bad News Barrett (c) vs. Guys to Be Named Soon (Ladder match for the Intercontinental Championship)
Tyson Kidd and Cesaro (c) vs. The Usos (Tag Team Championship)
Nikki Bella (c) vs. Paige (Divas Championship)

Random stuff:
-AJ Lee called out Stephanie McMahon for the crappy treatment of the Divas. Vince has apparently "heard" the fans...2-minute matches are in our future
-#GiveDivasAChance
-According to Dave Meltzer, we should all be mourning the career of Daniel Bryan
-Big Show and Kane will find a way to main event at least two more Raws before Mania

http://wwe.com/shows/nxt
Current Champion: Kevin Owens

NXT is like that hot new girl or guy who just rolled into your school and has been occupying your late night fantasies. WHY CAN'T YOUR CURRENT GIRLFRIEND OR BOYFRIEND BE THIS HOT. She/He used to be so damn hot. She/He used to love you and care about you. But you're ready to leave her behind. For real this time. And you'll do nothing but devote yourself to NXT because she's/he's everything you used to love about the person you're with now...BUT BETTER.

Thankfully, there's no Takeover special this month, so the boys won't have to worry about trying to outdo their developmental territory at Mania.

Random stuff:
-Adrian Neville is probably getting called up soon. RIP.
-Baron Corbin and Bull Dempsey are still boring
-Tyler Breeze has "it"
-Is Finn Balor THE guy?

http://elreynetwork.com/luchaunderground
Current champion: Prince Puma

This is the most entertaining pro wrestling show on television today. It's slick and it knows exactly what it is. Ya'll should check it out on Wrestling Wednesdays. You'll be treated to stuff like this...

Random stuff:
-Aerostar is incredible
-Cage is a beast
-Konnan.gif

http://rohwrestling.com
Current champion: Jay Briscoe

The 13th Anniversary Show is this Sunday, March 1st. It's on traditional PPV, and the card is stacked:



Jay Briscoe (c) vs. Michael Elgin vs. Tommaso Ciampa vs. Hanson (ROH World Championship)
Jay Lethal (c) vs. Alberto El Patron (World TV Championship)
reDRagon (c) vs. The Young Bucks (Tag Team Championship)
AJ Styles vs. ACH
Moose vs. Mark Briscoe
Cedric Alexander vs. Matt Sydal
The Kingdom vs. The Addiction vs. The Bullet Club
Maria Kanellis vs. ODB
Roderick Strong vs. BJ Whitmer

Also, Samoa Joe is coming back. Wat. If only the company could get more exposure and not feel like it's running in place.

Random stuff:
-Meltzer reported that ROH has been talking to Spike TV
-Adam Cole is out until May
-ROH/NJPW joint shows have been announced for this year

http://www.impactwrestling.com/
Current champion: Bobby Lashley

Not really building to PPVs, major stars leaving since 2014, downgraded to a network with a smaller reach than Spike, and not much to talk about at all. Bobby Roode is cool. I guess. Maybe. I dunno.

Random stuff:
-Drew Galloway is on this thing now
-Grado is over, brother
-Al Snow is still wrestling
-The next champion is

Spoiler

Kurt Angle

http://njpw.co.jp/english
http://njpwworld.com
Current champion: AJ Styles

In case you missed it, do yourself a favour and watch Tomoaki Honma vs. Tomohiro Ishii from last month's New Beginning in Sendai show. And get New Japan World because it's pretty damn rad. Look at this stuff, man...

Finally, Bootaaay has provided the following info about Euro wrestling this month...

PROGRESS Wrestling hold Chapter 18 on March 22nd at the Electric Ballroom in Camden, London. The show, like the past seventeen PROGRESS events, is entirely sold out but will be available to purchase on DVD and MP4 download at http://www.progresswrestling.com/ and sees the nefarious PROGRESS Champion Jimmy Havoc try and defend his title against five of his toughest opponents to date. Further matches will be announced in the weeks to come, but there's likely to be some fallout from the myserious Faceless after they captured the tag titles from fan favourites F.S.U.

Insane Championship Wrestling have three events this month; Spacebaws VI on March 15th at The Garage in Glasgow which promises to be a showcase of ICW's up-and-coming talent, the return of ICW to Newcastle on March 28th and a huge show at The Barrowlands in Glasgow on March 29th for Barramania. Tickets can be bought from http://insanewrestling.co.uk/ and the shows will also be available on ICW's on demand subscription service; http://icwondemand.pivotshare.com

wXw present the annual 16 Carat Gold Tournament, the biggest and most prestigious tournament running at present in Europe, in Oberhausen, Germany from March 6th to March 8th. This year's tournament features the following opening round matches; Absolute Andy vs Sha Samuels, Andrew Everett vs Ricochet, Axel Dieter Jr. vs Timothy Thatcher, Axel Tischer vs Zack Sabre Jr, Cedric Alexander vs Marty Scurll, Daisuke Harada vs Kim Ray, Sasa Keel vs Uhaa Nation and Tommy End vs Chris Sabin. Tickets can be bought from http://www.wxw-wrestling.com/ and the shows will be available on VOD & MP4 download at https://vimeo.com/westsidextremewrestling

Wrestling Podcasts:
Live Audio Wrestling - http://fightnetwork.com/news/law/
The Old School Wrestling Podcast - http://flairchop.com
Sam Roberts Wrestling Podcast - http://www.stitcher.com/podcast/not-sam/sam-roberts-wrestling-podcast?refid=stpr or http://notsam.com
The Steve Austin Show - http://podcastone.com/Steve-Austin-Show
Talk is Jericho - http://www.podcastone.com/Talk-Is-Jericho
The Ross Report - http://podcastone.com/The-Ross-Report
Piper's Pit - http://podcastone.com/Pipers-Pit-with-Roddy-Piper
Art of Wrestling with Colt Cabana - https://soundcloud.com/coltcabana or http://coltcabana.com

Random Wrestling Stuff:

Botchamania (also available on youtube)

The top 10 from the wall of shame for February OT2:

Updates:

Data West's primer for joshi (Japanese women's wrestling)
Bjork's additions to Data's joshi list
Data West's Top 5 Matches of 2015 so far

 

[TL21xx]

Ah, that new thread smell... Good work Alucard.

 

[Verendus]

You done good Alucard. I like that banner.

It's oh so baby girl.

 

[FallingEdge]

fresh fresh fresh

 

[Anth0ny]

prepared for the worst mania of all time

 

[Plywood]

Nikki Bella (c) vs. Paige vs. 70,000 bladders (Divas Championship)

what the fuck is this

 

[PInk Tape]

Lovely OT.

I'm not retiring yet, friend.

 

[Terrabyte20xx]

Ah, a REAL thread, much better!

 

[BanGy.nz]

That section on Lucha Underground makes me sad I have no way of watching Lucha Underground.

 

[Plywood]

How can anyone expect female wrestling to get any respect in the mainstream when two of WWE's best female talents are disrespected amongst even its more hardcore fans?

 

[The Mango Sentinel]

Holy shit Reigns looks like a fucking goon on that Wrestlemania poster. How am I supposed to take that asshole seriously?

 

[Professor Beef]

Ah, a REAL thread, much better!

=|

 

[Verendus]

prepared for the worst mania of all time

More like one of the best Wrestlemanias of all of the times in the world.

 

[jred2k]

what the fuck is this

#GiveDivasAChance


...just not in Alucard's OT.

Also, don't enjoy the work of a female pop star for reasons.

 

[blackaroni]

what the fuck is this

Divas can never catch a break.

 

[Serpentine]

I appreciate how indie-heavy the OP is, good stuff. Maybe i'll actually order PROGRESS finally

what the fuck is this

smh

 

[FallingEdge]

So I went to watch match #5 on your list. Apparently, they wrestled in the Jr. Battle of Glory in February of 2014. I did not know that as was utterly confused as I saw another match of them in the Jr. Battle of Glory but in 2015. So yeah, watched the wrong match. In any case, I will watch the 2015 match later on.

Thought this spot was cool from their 2014 match.

Of everyone AJPW got from Akiyama, Suzuki has probably been their best get. If you're in AJPW and in the juniors division, you've likely wrestled a program with him as he's basically WWF Champion Bret Hart of the juniors division. They even feature him prominently on all their tour posters.

It's a shame his strikes look so sawft.

reposting

Gotcha. I enjoy going into these matches completely blind as I have no impressions either way. It was fun. Will watch the 2015 and then your #2 and #1 matches later.

 

[scabro]

Do you want him to like do a stinkface with his gut?

he should have a move where he sticks his finger in his belly button, then makes his opponent smell it. in the camel clutch position.

 

[BanGy.nz]

How can anyone expect female wrestling to get any respect in the mainstream when two of WWE's best female talents are disrespected amongst even its more hardcore fans?

It's going to take years to undo the damage the WWE has done to women's wrestling in the eyes of the majority of its fans.

 

[Terrabyte20xx]

So How much are we going to bet that old timers like SunnyMac or DM aren't going to notice anything happened right away when they show back up?

 

[The Mango Sentinel]

he should have a move where he sticks his finger in his belly button, then makes his opponent smell it. in the camel clutch position.

I have a pretty strong stomach and that made me gag, especially after seeing that picture of him. I just imagine it smelling like the plugs from someone who has their ears stretched.

 

[Professor Beef]

I already miss the March OT.

 

[Alucard]

what the fuck is this

Based on recent booking, this match won't matter. It's a comment more towards the WWE's creative team than the women in the ring.

 

[Kaiterra]

Typical WWE Universe bullshit. Beg to #GiveDivasAChance, then heckle them when they get to do anything outside NXT.

 

[jred2k]

How am I supposed to feel comfortable discussing women's wrestling in here when the OP reduces their matches to just be bathroom breaks? Really sets a hostile tone from the get go and does nothing to encourage discussion.

Will be sticking to the February thread until there is a thread thats a little more inclusive.

 

[Plywood]

Based on recent booking, this match won't matter. It's a comment more towards the WWE's creative team than the women in the ring.

I don't think it'd hurt to be more positive for their match especially in light of AJ's words on twitter. It is possible that WWE will lengthen their match time in order to save face. If we outspoken enthusiasts of the product dismiss them, how can they ever hope to reach others? Instead of driving people away we should be more inclusive.

Also the potshot towards Titus seemed unnecessary. Was the punishment not enough?

 

[Alucard]

Typical WWE Universe bullshit. Beg to #GiveDivasAChance, then heckle them when they get to do anything outside NXT.

Based on how the WWE books their women's matches, fans have been trained not to care.

How am I supposed to feel comfortable discussing women's wrestling in here when the OP reduces their matches to just be bathroom breaks? Really sets a hostile tone from the get go and does nothing to encourage discussion.

Will be sticking to the February thread until there is a thread thats a little more inclusive.

I know this is tongue in cheek, but I've edited the OP anyway.

 

[Heel]

Really sets a hostile tone from the get go and does nothing to encourage discussion.

You've got that right, jred2k.

Hey, Titus.

 

[jred2k]

That's good news. Hope they keep doing them and make money with them.

My wife semi-flipped when she saw a PPV for 45 dollars on our last TV bill. Not sure I can justify that kind of purchase again in the future. I want to support NJPW, but World might be enough for me.

Not watching Fastlane until maaaaybe the last match or two.

Enjoy the show, friends.

How did your wife feel about you spending $60 on two matches? You've mentioned countless times how you don't subscribe to the WWE Network?

Did you pirate WWE Fastlane with an illegal stream?

 

[The Mango Sentinel]

I already miss the March OT.

You should've posted a Taylor Swift gif. I would've loved for you to join enemy Cure and enemy Titus.

 

[FallingEdge]

Typical WWE Universe bullshit. Beg to #GiveDivasAChance, then heckle them when they get to do anything outside NXT.

I don't think it'd hurt to be more positive for their match especially in light of AJ's words on twitter. It is possible that WWE will lengthen their match time in order to save face. If we outspoken enthusiasts of the product dismiss them, how can they ever hope to reach others? Instead of driving people away we should be more inclusive.

Also the potshot towards Titus seemed unnecessary. Was the punishment not enough?

How can anyone expect female wrestling to get any respect in the mainstream when two of WWE's best female talents are disrespected amongst even its more hardcore fans?

#GiveDivasAChance


...just not in Alucard's OT.

Also, don't enjoy the work of a female pop star for reasons.

How am I supposed to feel comfortable discussing women's wrestling in here when the OP reduces their matches to just be bathroom breaks? Really sets a hostile tone from the get go and does nothing to encourage discussion.

Will be sticking to the February thread until there is a thread thats a little more inclusive.

give it up already

 

[scabro]

looks like wrasslegaf's taylor swift problem isn't real, but its degrading of women problem still is.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Finally, we are free from the shackles of the worst month of them all.

Welcome to March, marks.

 

[Professor Beef]

You should've posted a Taylor Swift gif. I would've loved for you to join enemy Cure and enemy Titus.

Classy.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Great OP!!


I like the links of podcasts,etc. Maybe we should have it on all OP's.

I'm still thinking the ladder match at Mania gonna be match of the night

 

[Alucard]

I don't think it'd hurt to be more positive for their match especially in light of AJ's words on twitter. It is possible that WWE will lengthen their match time in order to save face. If we outspoken enthusiasts of the product dismiss them, how can they ever hope to reach others? Instead of driving people away we should be more inclusive.

Also the potshot towards Titus seemed unnecessary. Was the punishment not enough?

I hope you're right about the women's match at Wrestlemania. I guess I'm taking a "I'll believe it when I see it" approach. The WWE has done very little to convince its fans that the Divas should be taken as a serious part of their show.

Adam Cole is pretty FnP. I'm just not down with a community member who trolls and tries to run down other members.

 

[jred2k]

I'm just glad Alucard doesn't make OTs for UFC events. The UFC 184 OT would be "Watch Josh Koscheck's fight then go take a piss and a shit or something lol."

Disgusting.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Looks I missed some stuff

*checks*

Everything that happened, and everyone it happened to, was well deserved. Don't bring that shit in here.

 

[Alucard]

You've got that right, jred2k.

You're actually right about this.

I worked myself into a shoot and don't wanna set a hostile tone at all. Consider the gif removed.

 

[Professor Beef]

give it up already

I just think it's weird that we couldn't have an admittedly fun and ridiculous OP that nobody was going to pay attention to so Titus could make the thread instead. Then he took potshots at something that people actually care about and it's supposed to be "loljokes."

I mean honestly, I don't really have a horse in this race. I just find it weird.

I'm also aware that Titus edited the OP, I'm just speaking about your reaction to it.

 

[Data West]

Queen, I saw your post. It's just going to take me a minute to get to it.

I just think it's weird that we couldn't have an admittedly fun and ridiculous OP that nobody was going to pay attention to so Titus could make the thread instead. Then he took potshots at something that people actually care about and it's supposed to be "loljokes."

I mean honestly, I don't really have a horse in this race. I just find it weird.

You honestly can't see why a wrestling thread full of Taylor Swift tour dates isn't going to scare away new posters? Because we have to have 'lolinsidejokes'?

 

[Musolf815]

I really wish I could watch Lucha Underground :/

Also I hope NXT keeps up being as good as it is, the main shows are just depressing right now.

 

[FallingEdge]

I just think it's weird that we couldn't have an admittedly fun and ridiculous OP that nobody was going to pay attention to so Titus could make the thread instead. Then he took potshots at something that people actually care about and it's supposed to be "loljokes."

I mean honestly, I don't really have a horse in this race. I just find it weird.

If no one claimed the March thread and Titus wrote it up like that, then whatever. But it was clear Alucard put time and effort into creating the OP and this thread. Whether or not people read the OP is fine, I still find it to be a dick move regardless. Not to mention this faux outrage at the Adam Cole gif or the comment about the divas match.

This thread works that way. People take things way to far, bans happen. We take a step back and things are calm for a while. The cycle will then repeat itself. It is like The Matrix or any modern Sonic game.

 

[Serpentine]

hostile (but not insular!) right from the get-go, goddamn

this isn't how i foresaw THE Brian Kendrick week going

 

[The Mango Sentinel]

Damn I didn't know friend lovely ladies got banned too.

Well now I'm just fucking depressed. We lost a good one in there.

Tsk tsk snitches, tsk tsk.

Anyway, how many more nxt episodes are there before some new tapings?

Edit: however, I would like to say that Alucard has made a pretty damn good op

 

[BanGy.nz]

I really wish I could watch Lucha Underground :/

Me too but outside of a Lucha Underground network I'll never get to watch it in New Zealand.

 

[PInk Tape]

If anyone still wants to do the theme for March, it's female professional wrestlers. (not just Divas)

Just putting up a reminder for those who wanted to participate/were curious.

 

[darkside31337]

So... does anyone want to talk about wrestling?

I saw those Hero pics in the other thread. Yikes. What happened?

 

[FallingEdge]

 

[Alucard]

Since it's Shootin' Saturday, I'll just air out whatever's on my mind.

-The Divas comment was in no way an indictment against the performers, but against the WWE's treatment of them and their creative direction. While Nikki and Paige are likely capable to putting together a good match, their booking hasn't given me any indication that this is a remote possibility. With the WWE treating women's wrestling like another commercial break, it's hard to untrain yourself from thinking of women's wrestling as such in the WWE.

-I got a bit annoyed by Titus' snarky comments this week, and the T-Swift thread compounded that. I removed the Adam Cole gif from the OP because it definitely comes off as petty and sets a tone that I don't really want to promote. If Titus comes back, I'm good with a clean slate.

-The two or three guys defending Titus in this thread are clearly working troll gimmicks.

Eh, good night. Hope this thread gets better by morning.