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[Price Drop]

Aw, Mario is helping Habitat for Humanity by donating 1000 doors. What they didn't show in the pic is that the three workers beat him down shortly after.

http://news.punchjump.com/article.php?id=189

 

[Naked Snake]

Always trust Nintendo for the quirkiest promotions.

 

[GDJustin]

Mario looks creepy.

 

[Justin Bailey]

Thumbs up to NOA!

 

[Gahiggidy]

Jimmy Carter is anti-Nintendo.

 

[Goreomedy]

Doors? I guess Mario is hoarding those coin boxes for himself. Greedy fucking bastard.

 

[impirius]

Aw, Mario is helping Habitat for Humanity by donating 1000 doors. What they didn't show in the pic is that the three workers dressed up as Donkey Kong, Pikachu, and Yoshi and beat him down in a field shortly after.

fixded

 

[explodet]

That was such a great commercial.

 

[Sullichin]

I would hardly call trading doors for oral sex "donating".

 

[ohamsie]

You would think that he would also help out with the plumbing. :/

 

[shuri]

* cue the Ron Jemery as Mario pic

 

[olimario]

Mario Donates A Thousand Doors

The only problem?
Each door required a preset number of stars to enter.

 

[olimario]

double post.

 

[Late Stage Marxist]

Weird. I busted my ass lifting wood panelling up through the house to be picked up by HFH last night. Interrupted some good Halo 2 action, but I felt good about it afterwards. May have just been the beer though.

 

[olimario]

I busted my ass lifting wood.

kinky

 

[cvxfreak]

I like this promotion.

 

[Grizzlyjin]

You would think that he would also help out with the plumbing. :/

Hehe, so very true. :lol

Maybe Yoshi will touch people and go for the next promotion...

 

[The Faceless Master]

The only problem?
Each door required a preset number of stars to enter.

hahahahhahahaha

 

[Dragmire]

Shortly after being sold into slavery, Mario narrowly averts a faulty door hinge incident.

 

[sc0la]

Heh thats pretty cool way to go mario!

 

[Ronin]

This makes me want to go out and purchase a copy of Paper Mario 2: The Thousand Year Door, exclusively for the Nintendo Gamecube.

 

[aoi tsuki]

i hope Peach starts handing out home pregnancy kits to girls. That would be so hot.

 

[Matlock]

Wario needs to start giving people titty twisters.

 

[lexi]

Look out Mario! Belvedere!

 

[aoi tsuki]

This thread needs the kind of love that only Photoshop could provide.

 

[sc0la]

This thread needs the kind of love that only Photoshop could provide.

it already got some