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[rastex]

I've had countless massages by friends and girlfriends all varying from really crappy to amazing. Never had a professional massage... until today, and damn I don't think I can ever go back. I was kind of nervous since it was my first time, and it happened in the back of a hair-dresser place, but the girl was cute and she made me feel really comfortable. The ad said it was a swedish massage, but I liken it more to a hippy massage as it was all scented candles, ocean wave sounds, and she did these weird breathing excersizes during the whole thing.

But damn, it was freakin amazing, after leaving the place my friends picked me up and they all burst out laughing because I had this ridiculous expression on my face. I didn't even notice, I just felt sooooooo good. The one downside is that I want to go again, and again, which could start to get really expensive >_<

What are people's thoughts on massages, what type they like, male/female preferences and all of that?

 

[Diablos]

Yowza, getting a massage from a hot girl you know -- hell, any hot girl -- must suck. What if you get... well, you know.

 

[rastex]

well you're on your stomach with a towel covering that area so there's nothing to really worry about, until I had to roll over so she could massage my face. But I was fine at that point, just relax in the moment and don't think of anything sexual. And yes, I know how much that's easier said than done.

 

[Space Age Playboy]

You don't want a happy ending? I thought that was the reason guys got massages.

 

[tt_deeb]

Yowza, getting a massage from a hot girl you know -- hell, any hot girl -- must suck. What if you get... well, you know.

Cooties?!

 

[cvxfreak]

I had massages every other day during my vacation to the Philippines. They were cheap, too. I miss having 'em personally. I could use one like once a month.

 

[LakeEarth]

I hate massages. I don't know why but it always feel more uncomfortable than anything.

 

[Error Macro]

Yowza, getting a massage from a hot girl you know -- hell, any hot girl -- must suck. What if you get... well, you know.

That's when you say:

"You're doing such a good job, I'm going to have to give you a big tip."

 

[J2 Cool]

Maybe you should try to seduce someone who works there, then you can get the amazing massages with the cherry on top

 

[Tuvoc]

I love massages. I got a book on it a few years back and knowing how to do it good has actually pulled in some girls.

 

[Lil' Dice]

My gf used to be a message therapist, so i get the real deal for free.
However, if i pay for one i need a deep tissue massage done by a man, women aren't strong enough to get deep down inside my muscle tissue.

 

[speedpop]

My gf used to be a message therapist, so i get the real deal for free.
However, if i pay for one i need a deep tissue massage done by a man, women aren't strong enough to get deep down inside my muscle tissue.

You speak the truth.

 

[miyuru]

My gf used to be a message therapist, so i get the real deal for free.
However, if i pay for one i need a deep tissue massage done by a man, women aren't strong enough to get deep down inside my muscle tissue.

:lol sorry I almost spat my Coke ^_^ But I hear what you're saying.

 

[Teddman]

"My man needs a deep tissue massage, 'cause he got some deep tissue, knowhatimsayin'?"
:lol -Big Boy's Phone Tap on POWER 106 FM.

 

[Lil' Dice]

:lol sorry I almost spat my Coke ^_^ But I hear what you're saying.

I know, i had to be careful with my choice of words. I almost said "because men can go deeper"....

 

[gollumsluvslave]

Professional massages are great, and are pretty essential if you go to the gym/workout regularly.

Lil' Dice:

My gf used to be a message therapist, so i get the real deal for free.
However, if i pay for one i need a deep tissue massage done by a man, women aren't strong enough to get deep down inside my muscle tissue.

I hear you loud and clear! However, back in my home town there was a female masseuse (she was late 40's, did karate and stuff - not at all hot) who gave the best massages ever, really pummelled the flesh. :lol :lol

With a really physical massage such as that, it's not in the least bit sensual or sexual so no problems with any embarrassment...

 

[pjberri]

All I can imagine right now is

showing through a hole in one of those black leather masseuses tables.

 

[iceDragon7]

"My man needs a deep tissue massage, 'cause he got some deep tissue, knowhatimsayin'?"
:lol -Big Boy's Phone Tap on POWER 106 FM.

Hahahaha those big boy phone taps are the best!

 

[Escape Goat]

I can't do massages. I am extremely sensitive. Its more of tickle than actual pain. Its weird

 

[dskillzhtown]

You don't want a happy ending? I thought that was the reason guys got massages.

:lol

That is the first thing that popped in my head. I thought that is what this was going to be about.