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Maxim Top 100, Taylor Swift is #1
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I wish Taylor Swift would notice me
akachan ningen
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SJ is on the list.
but anyway, I went through the list and I only know what 9 of them look like. I feel so out of the loop.
taylor swift is my waifu >>
xD..scarlett on 20 is a little bit of an insult..oh god I just saw jennifer lawrence on 2..why? ~~" maybe I should not come back into this thread after my comment about jlawrence..some gaffers will tear me apart >.<
anderyoung
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but it is 1989
JesseEwiak
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Go ahead. But, 250 celeberities. After all, Maria who works in the yoga studio across the street isn't going to be on this list.
Spoiler Alert - If the same ten women are on top of the list every year, nobody buys the issue. This isn't actually a scientific ranking.
Prophet Steve
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Objectively huh. Show me the receipts.
Finaika
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ReturnOfTheRAT
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Lol, just saw Tat's picture on sfgate on an article about this.
GTFO with Swift
GTFO with Swift
Delta Assault
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...Maxim still exists?
Soren_lost
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2/5 Mad max Wives in the top 20? Seo to the max lol.
adamsappel
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My seemingly-endless subscription finally runs out this November. It was the substitute magazine I got when EGM went under, which I only got all those years because of free offers. I won't miss it.
And I barely recognize any of those names.
Phat Michael
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My list:
Emma Watson
Alexadra Daddario
Olivia Munn
Kate Mara
Emily Blunt
Alison Brie
Margot Robbie
Think that covers it if we are leaving out pornstars.
Emma Watson
Alexadra Daddario
Olivia Munn
Kate Mara
Emily Blunt
Alison Brie
Margot Robbie
Think that covers it if we are leaving out pornstars.
Prototype Viktor
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They got number 1 right but number 2 so wrong
AwakenedCloud
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2 here... To my defense I've at least heard of Jennifer Lawrence before.
BigMastadon
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No WWE Divas or Ronda Rousey.. meh.
BadAss2961
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Don't see it. Swift is just a tall thin blonde with nothing distinct about her appearance.
Number 1 in these lists is usually just about the best headline for the time.
Number 1 in these lists is usually just about the best headline for the time.
Baron Doggystyle von Woof
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Monica Belucci is still hotter than most of the top 10, specially #1.
Phoebe Tonkin is hot tho.
Phoebe Tonkin is hot tho.
bobawesome
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The whole top 5 is just... No thank you.
roflwaffles
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Why is Chloë Grace Moretz on it? Isn't she still a minor?
EDIT: Nvm shes 18, but she still looks super super young.
EDIT: Nvm shes 18, but she still looks super super young.
Michael F. Assbender
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Ew.
Terrible singer, annoying personality (in any interview I've seen anyway), and weasel-faced. I'd put Samoa Joe's asshairs above her on any Maxim list.
Terrible singer, annoying personality (in any interview I've seen anyway), and weasel-faced. I'd put Samoa Joe's asshairs above her on any Maxim list.
Glass Rebel
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They didn't even try to hide it that this is "Top 100 White Girls 2015"
I guess I should commend them for remembering Lupita by spot 12.
I guess I should commend them for remembering Lupita by spot 12.
HideyoshiJP
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BadAss2961
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Why does that look nothing like Taylor Swift? I'd guess it was Charlize Theron.Why isn't this her default look already?
Squinting, garish red lipstick and blond hair.
No one can deny her influence nowadays. But she's such a... tryhard IMO. I feel like most of these people pay to get on this list anyway. Wtf has Zoe Kravitz done recently to get on there?
It's also telling that one of the biggest global female acts is nowhere to be seen. Could it Bey that she doesn't need to buy her way onto these lists? kanye.jpg
It's also telling that one of the biggest global female acts is nowhere to be seen. Could it Bey that she doesn't need to buy her way onto these lists? kanye.jpg
Jlaw should be way further down that list.
Why isn't this her default look already?
She doesn't have very strong features. Her strong make-up makes her look more 'womanly'.
Yup. Truly hideous.
I mean, obviously, she doesn't deserve to be in the top 250!
Glasses and hair cover her facial features, that what disqualifies her from being no 1.
Pop-O-Matic
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I don't know why anyone would find Taylor Swift sexy, because all she does is creep me the fuck out. I don't know if it's bad makeup, a bad plastic surgery or just those dead, soul-less eyes, but she literally looks like a plastic doll come to life and it scares the fuck out of me.
That is a surprisingly elegant statement re: feminism.
Nah. T. Swizzle stepped her game up somethin' fierce the past year, fam.
Nah. T. Swizzle stepped her game up somethin' fierce the past year, fam.
These lists are hilariously cynical and nothing more than agent and publicist led nonsense
As for number 1. Taylor Swift has 0 sex appeal. She cute. But she's never been sexy, isn't that mostly what this list is based on? Despite Maxim bullshitting that they appreciate these females art and creativity.
Mad Max: Fury Road.
As for number 1. Taylor Swift has 0 sex appeal. She cute. But she's never been sexy, isn't that mostly what this list is based on? Despite Maxim bullshitting that they appreciate these females art and creativity.
Mad Max: Fury Road.
Monocle
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I guess I prefer elegance or classic beauty or strong features over generic prettiness. Nothing really stands out in Taylor Swift's looks. She's young. And...?
jediyoshi
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