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[jordan0386]

Axel's body sucks.

I get it now, Vince. I apologize.

 

[Cousteau]

Axel Joseph will beat The Game.

 

[Kaladin]

GAF: Fuck this company. HOW CAN THEY NOT PUSH TITUS FUCKING ONEIL!!!!????

10 minutes later

GAF: Fuck this company. HOW CAN THEY REBRAND SOMEONE WITH IN RING TALENT!!!!!!??????

Hey...

 

[A Pretty Panda]

So, since McSillyPutty got a new name, does Otunga get one too?

Johnnifer Hudson.

 

[UberTag]

The only reason why they're not using his real name is because Vince wouldn't be able to trademark it.

Guarantee you that's the case.

They won't even let Renee Paquette use her real name... and she's some no-name useless backstage announcer for whom trademarking is largely irrelevant.

Real names are only acknowledged by the WWE when you're inducted into the Hall of Fame, you're in an obituary or you're related to someone in an obituary.

 

[Professor Beef]

GAF: Fuck this company. HOW CAN THEY NOT PUSH TITUS FUCKING ONEIL!!!!????

10 minutes later

GAF: Fuck this company. HOW CAN THEY REBRAND SOMEONE WITH IN RING TALENT!!!!!!??????

bububu Titus has a catchphrase though

 

[Penguin]

Every week, Heyman shall introduce a new NXT talent

And every week, Triple H will be there to swallow them

To unleash his final form!

 

[Sanjuro]

bububu Titus has a catchphrase though

True. Mr. Axel doesn't even have a fucking towel. HOW COULD YOU BOTCH THIS!?

 

[The Frankman]

Playing Triple H's theme backwards... yikes

 

[McNei1y]

 

[sf2fanatic]

was hoping Utunga would get a push. Him and Barrett for the IC title

 

[Gorillaz]

Axel Joseph will beat The Game.

The only way to Beat the game is to not play it in the first place.

 

[Professor Beef]

Every week, Heyman shall introduce a new NXT talent

And every week, Triple H will be there to swallow them

To unleash his final form!

Fuck, I nearly spit out my water reading this. :lol :lol

 

[Ultratech]

Every week, Heyman shall introduce a new NXT talent

And every week, Triple H will be there to swallow them

To unleash his final form!

Does it involve shooting sledgehammers from his hands and summoning large tracts of dirt to bury people with?

Bonus: He also has a large staff...with a shovel at one end.

 

[KissVibes]

LET THAT BE A LESSON TO ALL WRESTLERS: Never try to get better at your job so you might get used one day. Just be like a JTG and float around unnoticed and collect a paycheck.

McGenesis used to suck and he got better. Comes back with a new, seemingly-major push and right away he's buried. Fantastic.

 

[Kaladin]

Every week, Heyman shall introduce a new NXT talent

And every week, Triple H will be there to swallow them

To unleash his final form!

Triple H is in his final form now, this is God Mode H. He's just enjoying it a lot more than Undertaker is enjoying his God Mode Taker form.

 

[Sanjuro]

Also it should be noted, Big-E is main event status at the moment in this company.

 

[Sanjuro]

Alberto's happy music still makes me upset.

 

[Cousteau]

Bearded even

 

[Kaladin]

Also it should be noted, Big-E is main event status at the moment in this company.

Big-E is NXT main event, which is upper jobber status on the main roster.

 

[Dark Ninja]

Also it should be noted, Big-E is main event status at the moment in this company.

He is? The biggest problem is that Ryback is your top heel in the company. RYBACK!

 

[Ithil]

They'd better start the five count gimmick soon.

 

[dream]

Seriously, why doesn't Big E get kneepads on Monday Night Raw Supershow? He looks so much better with them.

 

[Gorillaz]

hahaha that stare AJ just made


wait a second...it's AJ time!!!!

 

[Nocturnowl]

Does it involve shooting sledgehammers from his hands and summoning large tracts of dirt to bury people with?

Bonus: He also has a large staff...with a shovel at one end.

He controls the dirt itself with his shovel staff and can create sledgehammer heads over his fists out of hardened dirt.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Alberto's happy music still makes me upset.

he's not talented enough to use Ric "the model" Martel theme music

 

[Sabucin]

You know, a lot of gaffers were joking about the new Paul Heyman's Guy would be Bo Dallas... I'm wondering if they are happy with this.

 

[McNei1y]

He is? The biggest problem is that Ryback is your top heel in the company. RYBACK!

ryback rules man

 

[MegaKungFuRadio]

Hmmm, what non-finish will we have this match? Swagger interference for DQ? Some sort of AJ interference that gets caught on instant replay?

 

[Kaladin]

How long has it been since Triple H wrestled on Raw?

 

[Sanjuro]

He is? The biggest problem is that Ryback is your top heel in the company. RYBACK!

I've heard that Ryback rules though.

 

[Cousteau]

Is this match for real?

 

[Dark Ninja]

They'd better start the five count gimmick soon.

Why Cena no sold the finisher already than took 3 more finishers after it kicked out at 2

 

[SoulPlaya]

Did dumbass JBL just refer to Mean Mark?

 

[Sanjuro]

Is this match for real?

I tried pinching myself, but all I saw was Ken Griffey Jr.

 

[McNei1y]

I love me a good DDT. I wish they still allowed Piledrivers.

 

[Deleted member 8095]

Call a girl a slut. B A Star!

 

[The Mango Sentinel]

Can't Big E get a slightly longer singlet?

 

[Sanjuro]

Call a girl a slut. B A Star!

It's not our fault Ziggler is a cuckold.

 

[Professor Beef]

Did dumbass JBL just refer to Mean Mark?

I think so.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Are we getting another Lesnar/HHH match? WHY?!

 

[Dark Ninja]

AJ slut jokes. Be a Star Lawler. AJ needs to get out of this stable already though

 

[TangMeng]

WTF

Did not see that coming

 

[slightconfuse]

YESSSS Big E winss

 

[darkside31337]

Haha.

Loved that ending.

 

[Guzim]

I love Big E.'s theme.

 

[Sanjuro]

There you go! You guys wanted an unexpected upset, here YOU go! HAPPY???

 

[McNei1y]

we did it

 

[Officerrob]

So Big E is now the #1 contender, right? Right?

 

[SoulPlaya]

I think so.

JBL is great, but dude needs to cool it on the useless wrestling facts. Fucker just shitted on the Taker character.