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May Wrasslin' |OT| May I Fancy You To A Nice Arse Whipping?

Heel Grado promo, fun wee promo I felt. I wonder how long they wanted to do this.

Crowd: "Dixie sucks cock! Dixie sucks cock! Dixie sucks cock!"

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I might skip SD tonight.

I dont want to see AJ job to Jinder Mahall because Vince learned India exists.

Orton vs Corbin sounds about as exciting as injecting glue into a tear duct.

No interest in seeing them try to push TJP again either. Fuck that cunt.
 

Sephzilla

Member
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GWF 4: Life: Zachlash: Great Balls of Filth
Date: Friday, May 26th, 2017
Time: Pre-Show kick off time - 7:00PM Eastern/6:00PM Central
Where: Live from the Z-Pak Zone on www.twitch.tv/sephzilla

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Pre-Show Match #1
rrc1594 vs UrbanDandy
Both rrc and UrbanDandy step back into the GWF ring for the first time since GWF1. Both competitors are looking to get some positive forward momentum after taking losses at the inaugural GWF event.

Pre-Show Match #2
Empyrean Heaven vs Sweeney Tom
The second match of the GWF4 pre show features the debut of two new GWF superstars! Who will start their GWF career with a, hopefully impressive, win?

Singles Match
Anth0ny vs Browny
Two WrassleGAF veterans clash as both Trevor Anth0ny Nakamura and Big Daddy Browny square off in a match that could have significance in either of the singles championship pictures.

Extreme Rules Match
Sephzilla vs FallingEdge
After having his one on one GWF Championship match converted to a Fatal Four Way on the eve of GWF3, FallingEdge has called out the man who he feels cheated him out of a championship in a hardcore match.

GWF Tag Team Championship
Bronx-Man & Kornflayx vs The New Japan Express (Klonere & Heroman) [C]
In a shocking turn of events back stage, Bronx-Man has abandoned his previous tag team partner Ithil and has aligned with Kornflayx after initiating the rematch clause for the GWF Tag Team Championship. Will the New Japan Express's reign continue or will we see a new nation rise?

The Streak Match
Caderfix vs BewareTheBatsie vs MYSTERY OPPONENT
Who will remain winless? Will Caderfix give up? Will BewareTheBatsie snap defeat from the jaws of victory once again? Who is the mystery opponent who was thrown into this match? Who will be the one to get win number one!?

Shoots and Ladders Match
Hasney vs DMczaf
Both competitors have demanded a rematch from their GWF3 bout! This time Hasney has agreed to step into DM's realm of the shoot. Pinfalls will not matter in this brutal ladder match. Above the ring will be a briefcase holding the rights to the #1 contender for the GWF World Championship!

GWF B+ Championship Match
RBH vs Tall4Life [C]
Possibly the most highly anticipated rematch in GWF history! Moments after Tall4Life dethroned Korly as B+ Champion, RBH dominated a #1 contender battle royal to earn a shot at the B+ Championship. We now have a Super Bowl level rematch. Can RBH rise up or will he fall to the Patriot way?

20 Minute Iron Man Match
Menome vs Zach
Upon the examination of the galaxies of space, images begin to appear -- images of strange and powerful forces. But of all the forces in the universe, the two most powerful -- Zach Hogan! And the Ultimate Menome! -- prepare to explode! Filth Champion versus Purity Champion. Nickname versus no nickname.

GWF World Championship Match
MYSTERY OPPONENT OF BEEFY'S CHOOSING vs Beefy [C]
After defending his title against all odds at GWF3, Beefy earned the right to pick his own opponent for his title defense at GWF4. The opponent has been chosen but Beefy has requested that the opponent's name not be revealed!? Who could it be?! Will we see a new champion?

* Card, event date, and start time are subject to change. No refunds available in the event Zach no shows. No Fanta allowed in the arena.
 

Slizz

Member
Imagine a "You sick fuck" chant from the crowd in WWE. They'd probably tell him not to do that spot because of the response.



And yet somehow that chant would be less offensive than the Derek Jeter chants from last night.
 

DMczaf

Member
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GWF 4: Zachlash: Great Balls of Filth
Date: Friday, May 26th, 2017
Time: 7:00PM Eastern/6:00PM Central
Where: Live from the Z-Pak Zone on www.twitch.tv/sephzilla

Pre-Show Match
rrc1594 vs UrbanDandy
Both rrc and UrbanDandy step back into the GWF ring for the first time since GWF1. Both competitors are looking to get some positive forward momentum after taking losses at the inaugural GWF event.

Singles Match
Anth0ny vs Browny
Two WrassleGAF veterans clash as both Trevor Anth0ny Nakamura and Big Daddy Browny square off in a match that could have significance in either of the singles championship pictures.

Extreme Rules Match
Sephzilla vs FallingEdge
After having his one on one GWF Championship match converted to a Fatal Four Way on the eve of GWF3, FallingEdge has called out the man who he feels cheated him out of a championship in a hardcore match.

GWF Tag Team Championship
Bronx-Man & OwensIsNow vs The New Japan Express (Klonere & Heroman) [C]
In a shocking turn of events back stage, Bronx-Man has abandoned his previous tag team partner Ithil and has aligned with OwensIsNow after initiating the rematch clause for the GWF Tag Team Championship. Will the New Japan Express's reign continue or will we see a new nation rise?

The Streak Match
Caderfix vs BewareTheBatsie vs MYSTERY OPPONENT
Who will remain winless? Will Caderfix give up? Will BewareTheBatsie snap defeat from the jaws of victory once again? Who is the mystery opponent who was thrown into this match? Who will be the one to get win number one!?

GWF B+ Championship Match
RBH vs Tall4Life [C]
Possibly the most highly anticipated rematch in GWF history! Moments after Tall4Life dethroned Korly as B+ Champion, RBH dominated a #1 contender battle royal to earn a shot at the B+ Championship. We now have a Super Bowl level rematch. Can RBH rise up or will he fall to the Patriot way?

20 Minute Iron Man Match
Menome vs Zach
Upon the examination of the galaxies of space, images begin to appear -- images of strange and powerful forces. But of all the forces in the universe, the two most powerful -- Zach Hogan! And the Ultimate Menome! -- prepare to explode! Filth Champion versus Purity Champion. Nickname versus no nickname.

GWF World Championship Match
MYSTERY OPPONENT OF BEEFY'S CHOOSING vs Beefy [C]
After defending his title against all odds at GWF3, Beefy earned the right to pick his own opponent for his title defense at GWF4. The opponent has been chosen but Beefy has requested that the opponent's name not be revealed!? Who could it be?! Will we see a new champion?

* Card, event date, and start time are subject to change. No refunds available in the event Zach no shows. No Fanta allowed in the arena.

I'm not booked...
 
ROH contracts are very loose when it comes to WWE anyway.

What? No they absolutely are not. WWE has wanted Adam Cole for two years and hasn't been able to get him because of the ROH contract. Hell, ROH even went so far as to extend his contract due to injury because they knew he wasn't going to re-sign (his contract was originally up in December, but they added four months to it).

And on top of that, Sinclair has been sending C&D orders to WWE for talking to ROH talent while they are under contract. That's why WWE doesn't touch ROH guys until well after their contracts expire. It's why O'Reilly has been stuck in limbo since January.
 
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GWF 4: Zachlash: Great Balls of Filth
Date: Friday, May 26th, 2017
Time: 7:00PM Eastern/6:00PM Central
Where: Live from the Z-Pak Zone on www.twitch.tv/sephzilla

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Pre-Show Match
rrc1594 vs UrbanDandy
Both rrc and UrbanDandy step back into the GWF ring for the first time since GWF1. Both competitors are looking to get some positive forward momentum after taking losses at the inaugural GWF event.

Singles Match
Anth0ny vs Browny
Two WrassleGAF veterans clash as both Trevor Anth0ny Nakamura and Big Daddy Browny square off in a match that could have significance in either of the singles championship pictures.

Extreme Rules Match
Sephzilla vs FallingEdge
After having his one on one GWF Championship match converted to a Fatal Four Way on the eve of GWF3, FallingEdge has called out the man who he feels cheated him out of a championship in a hardcore match.

GWF Tag Team Championship
Bronx-Man & OwensIsNow vs The New Japan Express (Klonere & Heroman) [C]
In a shocking turn of events back stage, Bronx-Man has abandoned his previous tag team partner Ithil and has aligned with OwensIsNow after initiating the rematch clause for the GWF Tag Team Championship. Will the New Japan Express's reign continue or will we see a new nation rise?

The Streak Match
Caderfix vs BewareTheBatsie vs MYSTERY OPPONENT
Who will remain winless? Will Caderfix give up? Will BewareTheBatsie snap defeat from the jaws of victory once again? Who is the mystery opponent who was thrown into this match? Who will be the one to get win number one!?

GWF B+ Championship Match
RBH vs Tall4Life [C]
Possibly the most highly anticipated rematch in GWF history! Moments after Tall4Life dethroned Korly as B+ Champion, RBH dominated a #1 contender battle royal to earn a shot at the B+ Championship. We now have a Super Bowl level rematch. Can RBH rise up or will he fall to the Patriot way?

20 Minute Iron Man Match
Menome vs Zach
Upon the examination of the galaxies of space, images begin to appear -- images of strange and powerful forces. But of all the forces in the universe, the two most powerful -- Zach Hogan! And the Ultimate Menome! -- prepare to explode! Filth Champion versus Purity Champion. Nickname versus no nickname.

GWF World Championship Match
MYSTERY OPPONENT OF BEEFY'S CHOOSING vs Beefy [C]
After defending his title against all odds at GWF3, Beefy earned the right to pick his own opponent for his title defense at GWF4. The opponent has been chosen but Beefy has requested that the opponent's name not be revealed!? Who could it be?! Will we see a new champion?

* Card, event date, and start time are subject to change. No refunds available in the event Zach no shows. No Fanta allowed in the arena.
Get the damn belt of Small4Life
 
He was on a six month contract with ROH, and that contract has probably expired.

No, it's a one-year deal with a six month opt-out. Which I guess is technically the same, but with the tampering stuff, WWE probably wouldn't touch Scurll unless he opted out and sat on the sidelines for a bit (like Kyle did), which wouldn't make sense for him to do now with the Bullet Club stuff. I think they'll show more interest after it actually just expires.
 
If I lose the triple threat, I want my Jobber Batsie Open Challenge to become a regular PPV thing, Seph. Debut new talent who's never had a match before against me to get the win over me.
 

Hasney

Member
My word, after destroying the shoot life with the patented soccer kick and drag pin, not booked again. Guess Beefy will choose me if he wants some real competition.
 

Beefy

Member
I will be facing myself as none are you are worthy of being in the same ring as me. 45mins of me doing rolls and taunting.
 
You could have a piece of cardboard be the Raw GM and it would be no different than Kurt Angle right now. They aren't doing anything interesting with him.
 
I wish I could invite the top brass of the WWE to see this thread. Their product is so shit, that no one even talks about their product in a thread devoted to the wrestling industry.


Its like a perfect showcase for them to see just how bad things have gotten.
 
I wish I could invite the top brass of the WWE to see this thread. Their product is so shit, that no one even talks about their product in a thread devoted to the wrestling industry.


Its like a perfect showcase for them to see just how bad things have gotten.

Vince has acknowledged stuff like this and says it's just "critics" that he doesn't worry about because he knows he's giving the fans what they want.
 
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