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[half a moon]

Bray sucks so bad

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

how the fuck does bray remember all the cryptic shit written for his promos

 

[ElRenoRaven]

I think he always be over
He loses and loses and loses and the crowd still likes him

That's why they will keep using him as the jobber to the stars

Yup. It's sad but true. He could be the new Undertaker yet they keep wasting him.

 

[gaiadyne]

what does any of this have to do with what Angle was speaking about

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Angle's face is killing me. He looks ready to bust out some german suplexes.

 

[ramoisdead]

well that was a whole lot of nothing.

 

[Kusagari]

This is why I hate Bray promos.

They literally have no point. Nothing he said there means anything or matters at all.

 

[Bluekaveli]

how the fuck does bray remember all the cryptic shit written for his promos

He gets to do his own thing. The trade off is that he loses every match though.

 

[ElRenoRaven]

So that promo was for nothing? Not even a set up for Angle putting him in a match? WTF!?!?!?!

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

damn legit thought he was gonna say this is my house

 

[BananasWithGuns]

Well that was interesting. Let's see how creative ruins it this time.

 

[Beefy]

Bray building a new fam I reckon

 

[Angry Grimace]

It's Angle's Show, Bray's World, Paige's House and Roman's Yard

 

[Velcro Fly]

so then we just get nothing about roman and braun? or are they coming back from commercial to that? i don't care that bray wyatt is giving doom and gloom speeches

 

[Jopie]

how the fuck does bray remember all the cryptic shit written for his promos

He has to be doing most of that on the fly. Give him some talking points and say 'go'

 

[somedevil]

how the fuck does bray remember all the cryptic shit written for his promos

Does someone actually write his promos cause I got to see how they do that?

 

[Dark Ninja]

Angle sweating through his suit. Dude's body must be on fire 24/7.

 

[DMczaf]

I can't deal with Angle in the ring with these wrestlers.

All it makes me think of are these feuds I wish could happen.

 

[ElectricBlanketFire]

That was a good promo.

 

[excelsiorlef]

so then we just get nothing about roman and braun? or are they coming back from commercial to that? i don't care that bray wyatt is giving doom and gloom speeches

They're both hurt and want to fight each other again...

There was nothing else to say

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

bray will cost finn the match later tonight

he will cut a bunch of mumbo jumbo promos of how he built the house finn's demon king lives in and he will burn that house down if he wants it

then he will job to finn because bray wyatt

 

[slabrock]

so then we just get nothing about roman and braun? or are they coming back from commercial to that? i don't care that bray wyatt is giving doom and gloom speeches

would be great if they come back and Kurt was still in the ring and just continues the Roman/Braun thing and not even acknowledge the Bray thing happened

 

[Bluekaveli]

I can't deal with Angle in the ring with these wrestlers.

All it makes me think of are these feuds I wish could happen.

Go play a video game then.

 

[Barrage]

I think if Bray had asked for Lesnar there the crowd would have exploded.

And given he just beat the WWE champion last night he's never had a better kayfabe case.

 

[Sinatar]

Man Little Ceasers can't even make their shitty pizza look appetizing for an advertisement.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

^

Yeah Bray probably does most of his own material. Still the amount of shit he can make up is impressive.

 

[jurgen]

Yeah Bray probably does most of his own material. Still the amount of shit he can make up is impressive.

It's like a kid that read the first two chapters of a Lovecraft story and is having to give a book report each week forever.

This is why I hate Bray promos.

They literally have no point. Nothing he said there means anything or matters at all.

I feel like WWE only keeps him around because the two minutes or so that his entrance takes are unique and engage the audience. Good for live shows.

Everything else is a Husky Harris Trash Fire.

 

[Angry Grimace]

bray will cost finn the match later tonight

he will cut a bunch of mumbo jumbo promos of how he built the house finn's demon king lives in and he will burn that house down if he wants it

then he will job to finn because bray wyatt

Remember when Bray Wyatt was the champion

good times

 

[Professor Beef]

Man Little Ceasers can't even make their shitty pizza look appetizing for an advertisement.

If you're talking smack about their deep dish pizzas, then you and me are gonna have to settle it in the ring

 

[excelsiorlef]

I feel like WWE only keeps him around because the two minutes or so that his entrance takes are unique and engage the audience. Good for live shows.

Everything else is a Husky Harris Trash Fire.

Did you hear the crowd...

This dude has been run into the dirt and people still want to react to him.

 

[half a moon]

Man Little Ceasers can't even make their shitty pizza look appetizing for an advertisement.

Little ceasers is great foo

 

[Indelible]

Ambrose makes me want to change the channel.

 

[Beefy]

Dean playing the joker is way better then the usual shit, still not great though.

 

[Sinatar]

If you're talking smack about their deep dish pizzas, then you and me are gonna have to settle it in the ring

You. Me. GWF4. Pizza on a pole match.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Seth acting like they we haven't seen him not ready 😂😂

 

[Ultratech]

Angle sweating through his suit. Dude's body must be on fire 24/7.

Dude's probably like Shishio.

One day, he's gonna overexert himself and spontaneously combust.

 

[blackaroni]

They're friends again?

 

[Tom Nook]

Dean is so annoying this week.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

wwe would never let ambrose go on a talk show

 

[excelsiorlef]

Ambrose does comedy really well.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Ambrose makes me want to change the channel.

Ok good for you. Turn.

 

[Lan Dong Mik]

Haha good promo there

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Did Ambrose say "I'm getting pretty good at this whole interview shit"?

 

[ElRenoRaven]

Ok Dean must be reading Gaf. He just said Back to you Gorilla.

 

[Barrage]

Seth might not even be in RAW's Top 5 in terms of crowd reaction.

And thats only counting faces.

 

[Beefy]

Ergh we getting TJP

 

[Brian_FETO]

What is with the commentary tonight?

Did they give them a script with like half the lines blacked out

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

Two cruiserweight matches?
EDIT: Oh right. Perkins...

 

[slabrock]

Did Ambrose say "I'm getting pretty good at this whole interview shit"?

that's what I thought I heard

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

okay i liked the end of that interview

i could see a dean heel turn if seth wins