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[HashtagLapsed]

Nxt isn't wwe.

Sani takes a jobber match serious. Jinder won the top prize, his pay checks are fatter. Noy comparable.

More like, two people who work hard and care about the business they are in. But whatever.

Im happy for Jinder and for people who are happy about him being in this position. I just dont get it. Hes never had a good match, cut a good promo, been particularly charismatic. He has an old evil foreigner gimmick everyone would hate in any other situation. I just dont see anything good about this whole thing outside of diversity in the title scene being good.

 

[Professor Beef]

I was exposing Biggest-Geek-Ever to protect you Beef... I got your back...

 

[Bronx-Man]

Then you have one guy who claims to not watch the product but the past month he's constructed at least a page a day on how Jinder sucks. Obsessed I tell you.

Things I don't give a shit about:wrestling that isn't wwe but I don't spend my precious time crying about it all day.

And that's why they don't let you make the OTs anymore, Markaveli

You don't know what it's like to eat sleep and breathe THIS BUSINESS

 

[Cagey]

I know people like Jinder for whatever reason but lets not pretend that he isnt "evil wealthy foreigner." Thats what his character is and people would hate it any other time.

Ahem. The best and most sophisticated and handsomest here were calling for that Pyceb title run.

 

[Bronx-Man]

I'd kill for a Rusev title run.

 

[Bluekaveli]

And that's why they don't let you make the OTs anymore, Markaveli

You don't know what it's like to eat sleep and breathe THIS BUSINESS

I do whatever I want. Because I'm not a mark for THIS BUSINESS, like you marks man!

 

[Bronx-Man]

For real. This is some Frank Grimes "I'ma rant about Homer" shit. It's perfectly fine to criticize or not like a wrestler, but WOW.

Who's Frank Grimes

 

[Heroman]

If you watch wreslting than you are a mark.

 

[Bronx-Man]

If you watch wreslting than you are a mark.

no





that's not true





that's impossible

 

[Professor Beef]

Who's Frank Grimes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sT4HZR9Pc4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOgS8gTATv8

 

[FeenixRising]

RuRu does indeed need a title run, that I will agree on.

I thought he had next

 

[Bluekaveli]

I'd kill for a Rusev title run.

Speaking of which he's been a heel foreigner the entire time he was in the main roster but majority of the people love him. But they said no one likes a evil foreigner gimmick.


🤔🤔

Make up your mind people.

Spoiler

not you mark but the other marks

 

[Bluekaveli]

RuRu does indeed need a title run, that I will agree on.

I thought he had next

He was us champion, he's had a title run. No one told him to get injured.

 

[HashtagLapsed]

Speaking of which he's been a heel foreigner the entire time he was in the main roster but majority of the people love him. But they said no one likes a evil foreigner gimmick.


🤔🤔

Make up your mind people.

Spoiler

not you mark but the other marks

He has more than just being an evil foreigner.

He threw a fish up the ramp that time. Remember?

 

[Professor Beef]

RuRu does indeed need a title run, that I will agree on.

I thought he had next

It's ok, he's got Lana. He winning for life.

 

[Heroman]

no





that's not true





that's impossible

You give money to a fake sport that you already know is fakez, honestly we aren't just marks we are Super marks.

 

[Bluekaveli]

He has more than just being an evil foreigner.

He threw a fish up the ramp that time. Remember?

No, I don't. No one does. In fact, we all want to forget everything after the day before WM 31.

 

[blackaroni]

Lana should have kept that hacker gimmick instead her new dancing thing.

 

[HashtagLapsed]

You give money to a fake sport that you already know is fakez, honestly we aren't just marks we are Super marks.

I think with the amount of simulated athletic competition a lot of us watch, it is hard to deny.

I'm happy to admit I'm a mark.

Also a man-child.

 

[Bronx-Man]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sT4HZR9Pc4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOgS8gTATv8

oh, that cartoon for olds

You give money to a fake sport that you already know is fakez, honestly we aren't just marks we are Super marks.

goddamnit it's true

 

[Data West]

It's ok, he's got Lana. He winning for life.

idk she sounds like the worst backstage

 

[Sinatar]

Are you saying Zayn is the Professor Beef of WWE?

I'll say this for Sami Zayn, he'd never eat Little Caesars unlike Beef.

 

[UberTag]

It's ok, he's got Lana. He winning for life.

And yet Lana is also the reason why he's forever punished because Vince is super jelly.

 

[Bluekaveli]

And yet Lana is also the reason why he's forever punished because Vince is super jelly.

And because she does dumb shit.

 

[Professor Beef]

Lana should have kept that hacker gimmick instead her new dancing thing.

idk she sounds like the worst backstage

HER TOO!?

 

[blackaroni]

HER TOO!?

She can't dance. Poor thing has no rhythm.

 

[UberTag]

She can't dance. Poor thing has no rhythm.

Summer Rae can take any gimmick doled out to Lana and dance circles around her.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Summer Rae can take any gimmick doled out to Lana and dance circles around her.

I'd hope so, that's what she went to school for 😁.

I took my theatre classes in that dance studio she performed in.

 

[Professor Beef]

A hacker gimmick sounds so, so dumb but at the same time sounds interesting.

 

[blackaroni]

Summer Rae can take any gimmick doled out to Lana and dance circles around her.

Lol. Maybe they will pair up Rusev and Summer Rae again if Lana is gonna do her own thing.

A hacker gimmick sounds so, so dumb but at the same time sounds interesting.

She hacked the ice cream machine or something. What ever happened to that New Day ice cream?

 

[Anth0ny]

goldust should beat brock

 

[serenewarfare]

We are such marks that we had to create a meta level to be marks about because just being simple marks wasn't enough for us.

Marks.

 

[Bluekaveli]

goldust should beat brock

I have no problem with this at all. What he should do is have Mero kidnap sable that way it connects the dots from 21 years ago and Brock is distracted allowing him to roll him up after a standing shattered dreams. Taker laid the foundation for beating Brock.

 

[excelsiorlef]

I will soon have 26 WWE shirts... yeah I'm a mark and that's ok

 

[serenewarfare]

Speaking of marks

https://twitter.com/WWERollins/status/867252358555807744

https://twitter.com/KUSHIDA_0904/status/867253185039048704

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

That's literally the only reason you will accept.

I don't really care about this argument, as it's not like he beat styles - Jinder has become champ off one of the most boring orton title reigns in a history of boring orton title reigns, but yes, wwf's play for the india market is 95% of the reason he's champ (the other 5% is VEINS), Meltz has said it repeatedly.

 

[Professor Beef]

She hacked the ice cream machine or something. What ever happened to that New Day ice cream?

Oh that's riiiiiiight. I forgot all about that shit. She hacked the ice cream machine blueprints, lmao

I will soon have 26 WWE shirts... yeah I'm a mark and that's ok

Marks Anonymous

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

Speaking of marks

https://twitter.com/WWERollins/status/867252358555807744

https://twitter.com/KUSHIDA_0904/status/867253185039048704

Kushida champ
Seth chump

That was sweet from kazarian, although there's not a huge age difference between the two lol.

 

[serenewarfare]

Kushida champ
Seth chump

That was sweet from kazarian, although there's not a huge age difference between the two lol.

I'm, like, 95% sure Seth is joking.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Soon

 

[DMczaf]

Hulkamania?!

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

I'm, like, 95% sure Seth is joking.

I know lol, it just amuses me that seth is supposed to be a babyface now but you wouldn't know it.

Did this guy ever actually turn or did he just start fighting heels?

 

[Dark Ninja]

Hulkamania?!

Smackdown needs a hero and America needs a new face. One last run!

 

[Bluekaveli]

Hulkamania?!

Axel brother!

 

[HashtagLapsed]

I know lol, it just amuses me that seth is supposed to be a babyface now but you wouldn't know it.

Did this guy ever actually turn or did he just start fighting heels?

Im pretty sure it kind of just happened. He also has 0 personality this run. Like, if someone asked me to describe his personality I wouldnt know what to say.

 

[DMczaf]

Smackdown needs a hero and America needs a new face. One last run!

...brother?!

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

... brother?!

Fixed

 

[HashtagLapsed]

The one thing I actually am sad about is the Miz being on Raw now. It sucks.

 

[Pikma]

Holy fuck at that table spot in the Kendrick vs Tozawa match

 

[Sir_Crocodile]

Smackdown needs a hero and America needs a new face. One last run!

Im pretty sure it kind of just happened. He also has 0 personality this run. Like, if someone asked me to describe his personality I wouldnt know what to say.

I'd go with jilted, vengeful and unrepentant.

Ladies and gentlemen, your number #2 face on Raw
....behind roman reigns