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[hollams]

At work today I got a large pre-made crispy chicken salad that had around 8 small pieces of chicken. Since it was a large salad I knew I couldn't get a piece of chicken in every bite so I had to ration it out until the end. As usual, I ration poorly so I had most of the chicken left for the last bites.

So how many bites should include a meat when eating a salad?

 

[Richard Packer]

None.

 

[ResilientBanana]

If it's chopped right, every bite.

 

[AJUMP23]

I think as long as you have meat in every couple of bites it is good, but I need more is dressing covering ever bite. Give me that Blue Cheese.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Tons of meat, chicken, bacon.

 

[haxan7]

I go for about 8 ounces / half a pound of meat minimum with each meal. Love getting my mouth filled up with meat.

 

[SpiceRacz]

1 pound of steak or chicken in a salad or go fuck yourself.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Depends on the salad.

 

[gundalf]

If it's a great fresh salad with tasty dressing, then less meet please! But otherwise I rather like to have more meet since many restaurants do shit salads.

 

[Coolwhhip]

I go for about 8 ounces / half a pound of meat minimum with each meal. Love getting my mouth filled up with meat.

 

[haxan7]

Longest. Gif. Ever.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Depends on the salad.

Aye, you ever heard of chicken salad, OP?

Off topic, but fuck Romaine lettuce

 

[Richard Packer]

I go for about 8 ounces / half a pound of meat minimum with each meal. Love getting my asshole filled up with meat.

We're talking about salad. You sicko.

 

[a multicultural team of v]

Longest. Gif. Ever.

You should have seen the meat!

 

[haxan7]

Wow guys. Lets tone those sexual innuendos down. This is the internet, not a sex orgy club.

 

[Fbh]

German meat salad or bust.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

All I know is Burger King used to have a chunky chicken salad long time ago. It was surprisingly good.

 

[GeekyDad]

...So how many bites should include a meat when eating a salad?

Should? I don't know about that. I don't care for meat in my salad. That's a no-go for me, but to each their own. I try to only eat meat every other day, and I eat a salad every day. But I do try to eat some type of protein each day -- beans, etc. But man, I loves me some crunchy vegetables. I throw radishes, zucchini, carrots that have been sliced thin, cauliflower...I'm glad once the greens are gone so I can just have those nice crunchy bites. But I imagine it's still healthy to have meat in there, especially chicken breast.

 

[eddie4]

99% meat 1% salad

 

[nush]

99% meat 1% salad

Calm down, you're overdoing the salad there.

 

[eddie4]

Calm down, you're overdoing the salad there.

What can I say, gotta have my greens.

 

[Prison Mike]

 

[poppabk]

What the fuck is the scale for that poll?
0 - absolute minimum
1 - absolute maximum
4 - about the middle
7 - slightly above minimum
I will say minus 0.6.

 

[Kilau]

The folks that made the salad spinner came up with the correct meat ratio for each salad.

Just check meatspin dot com for the deets.

 

[KellyNole]

Kilau, How many right rounds do you spin?

 

[Kilau]

Kilau, How many right rounds do you spin?

Minimum of twenty.

 

[badblue]

There have been times that I have been eating a salad and thinking "there is too much meat in this salad".

There needs to be a balance. 1/3 meat, 1/3 cheese/dressing, 1/3 vegetables .

 

[Gonpachiro Kamaboko]

I have had so many people make fun of me for this but the only salad I eat regularly (almost daily) is the wendys chicken caesar salad with an extra chicken breast thrown in. The part that everyone calls me out for is that I eat it without dressing (I hate salad dressing) and I eat it by hand so I can get the ratio exactly right. Otherwise it’s not good to me. So every bite has a good chunk of lettuce and chicken, and a little bit of cheese.

 

[Rentahamster]

Heavy on the meat, and I like my salad tossed, thank you very much.

 

[BigBooper]

Not much really. If i want a ton of meat, I'd rather skip the salad and get a steak. I go for a salad when my bowels need flushing.

 

[Dirk Benedict]

German meat salad or bust.

I see some peppers and pickles? Fuck it, dial me in for 2 sandwiches of this.

 

[Tams]

None.

Now, meat with salad. Absolutely! That way you can choose how much meat you can have in each mouthful. Or, you know, just enjoy a salad without meat.

 

[haxan7]

I have had so many people make fun of me for this but the only salad I eat regularly (almost daily) is the wendys chicken caesar salad with an extra chicken breast thrown in. The part that everyone calls me out for is that I eat it without dressing (I hate salad dressing) and I eat it by hand so I can get the ratio exactly right. Otherwise it’s not good to me. So every bite has a good chunk of lettuce and chicken, and a little bit of cheese.

Do you at least wash your hands first?

 

[jason10mm]

I prefer all my salad to have been pre consumed by the meat I'm eating.