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[Tams]

Said bull.

 

[EverydayBeast]

Should have never been in that car, especially in high stress traffic.

 

[jason10mm]

BLM, amiright?

 

[Tams]

BLM, amiright?

Bull Limo Machine?

 

[AJUMP23]

That is a lot of bull. That he got pulled over.

 

[Unknown Soldier]

That's one big bull

 

[eddie4]

that's some bull shit yo

 

[Deleted member 1159]

 

[Durien]

Maybe it identifies as a human?

 

[newtypepilot]

lucky for the bull, it isn't completely black.

 

[West Texas CEO]

Wait, what is the news agency reporting this? There seems to be some strange congruency...

 

[Scotty W]

Honestly, this is not that strange. If you spend any time outside of the first world, you will constantly see things in traffic that will amaze you. I don’t hold it as a case of American backwardness.

 

[Mistake]

Being horny on the road is dangerous

 

[StreetsofBeige]

how much does a bull weigh? 2000 lbs?

Car held up well on that side!

 

[Tams]

Honestly, this is not that strange. If you spend any time outside of the first world, you will constantly see things in traffic that will amaze you. I don’t hold it as a case of American backwardness.

Congratulations! You explained why it's funny.

FFS.

 

[GeekyDad]

 

[NeoIkaruGAF]

Wait.
Wait wait wait.
Jaywalking is a misdemeanor in some places, but this guy who destroyed his car and transported a fucking bull in it was just given a warning and got told to go home?

The police and the press would have had a field day with this guy in Italy, I promise.

 

[BlackTron]

Everyone knows that your bull should be safety strapped in the back seat, not the front. What was he thinking

Now THAT is a load of bull

 

[Trilobit]

That creature is from the Star Wars universe!

 

[Lunarorbit]

Look how pretty his colors are:

The owner said he reenforced a 96 crown vic to hold howdy doody

 

[winjer]

That is one massive bumper shock.
Imagine crashing head on against that thing, at speed.

 

[Kilau]

 

[FalsettoVibe]

What? lol

 

[Happosai]

Boy howdy. I remember years ago there was a website where people would upload all the weird things they'd see at a Walmart. Do police have a site like that where they can anonymously upload all these goofball or podunk things they encounter? We're probably not hearing the best of the things they've found this year in peoples ve-hickles.

 

[Hudo]

Is that an older Ford Interceptor? Man that chassis is robust, huh?

 

[DeepEnigma]

Is that an older Ford Interceptor? Man that chassis is robust, huh?

BFull-frame car, baby!

 

[NeoGiffer]

 

[V1LÆM]

it shit all over the car lmao

that car must have really good suspension. why is someone cutting about with a bull in their fucking car?

 

[GeekyDad]

Wait.
Wait wait wait.
Jaywalking is a misdemeanor in some places, but this guy who destroyed his car and transported a fucking bull in it was just given a warning and got told to go home?

The police and the press would have had a field day with this guy in Italy, I promise.

Here, where I live, the cops woulda laughed and said, "look at ole' Bobby, he 'bout crazy as hell." And went on eating their egg McMuffins.

 

[TheInfamousKira]

Beautiful animal, questionable vehicle.

 

[Mistake]

*stops at red light*

 

[RoboFu]

You got something against "MERICA"?

 

[ahtlas7]

Yup

 

[HoodWinked]

he did nothing wrong, look at how sweet he is.

 

[Grildon Tundy]

he did nothing wrong, look at how sweet he is.

He reminds me of my dog. Now I feel bad I had beef liver for dinner.

 

[GymWolf]

Such a gentle eyes.

 

[E-Cat]

Typical Nebraska man

 

[sono]

Did anyone think to ask - WHY

 

[Slicker than your average]

Did anyone think to ask - WHY

Jeff goldblum

 

[sono]

If he did a dump in the car that would be some bullshit

 

[-Minsc-]

Wait, what is the news agency reporting this? There seems to be some strange congruency...

"News Channel Nebraska overheard on a police scanner that officers would be attending the scene, so rushed out to capture the moment on camera."

 

[Romulus]

That is a beautiful animal. Kinda shocked how calm it is.

 

[ForAcademicPurposes]

 

[Kamina]

Yup

If the bull takes a dump he is surely riding dirty

 

[DeafTourette]

Yup

I identified HEAVILY with this song even though I'm black. Still one of my favorite songs of his! Him and Chamillionaire should have made a whole album together

 

[Esca]

Doesn't even crack top 20 for Florida mans daily shenanigans

 

[daffyduck]

You got something against "MERICA"?

That abbreviation is cringe. OP just had to use it.

Did anyone think to ask - WHY

Apparently for parades; en-route he typically transports with a proper trailer.

In that context it makes sense, but why he seemingly went for a road trip in this case, is ???

 

[simpatico]

What laws were these absolute Chads violating? I see less roadworthy cars every single day on the way to work.

 

[Mistake]

What laws were these absolute Chads violating? I see less roadworthy cars every single day on the way to work.

Where do you work, the mountain dew factory?

 

[sono]

Unauthorised modifications to a car
Endangering animal
Overhanging obstacles outside vehicle normal perimeter

The officer let him off with a warning