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DESTROYA said:
Hi!
Is everyone doing OK here? I sense a lot of tension.
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THERE'S NO TENSION. IT'S JUST YOU WHO IS A FRAUD.

COME HERE!

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Jooxed said:
Reported. I am Mature AF.




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no one:
absolutely nobody:
still nobody:
not a single soul:
literally no one:
not even big chungus:
random incel on neogaf: SOIJAK(500).JPG LOL I QUOTE YOU
[everyone disliked that]
baby yeed: wait that's illegal
brie larson: ok that was lowkey on point
pickle rick: slaps roof of car luke did i ever tell you about the time i turned myself into a pickle? it was an epic moment.
luke: is retarded
CIA: Bane?
sans undertale: hey don't google HP Lovecraft's cat name
[OP googles hp lovecrafts cat name]
CIA: congratulations you got yourself caught!
stan lee: flies past in a spaceship ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
[everyone laughed]
keanu reeves: you're breathtaking!
area 51 guards:i bet i can take keanu reeves
keanu reeves: you sure about that
keanu reeves: kills all area 51 guards
area 51:wait thats illegal
Everyone liked that
CIA: am I joke to you?
Alt right incels: there's no way star wars can be good agai....
Baby Yeed: hold my beer
Big chungus joined the chat
Drumpf has left the chat
Neogaffer: 'Yeah, I'm thinking this is kind of epic based pilled, maybe a bit of a coom moment?? Idk think I might post a frog.

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brap said:
no one:
absolutely nobody:
still nobody:
not a single soul:
literally no one:
not even big chungus:
random incel on neogaf: SOIJAK(500).JPG LOL I QUOTE YOU
[everyone disliked that]
baby yeed: wait that's illegal
brie larson: ok that was lowkey on point
pickle rick: slaps roof of car luke did i ever tell you about the time i turned myself into a pickle? it was an epic moment.
luke: is retarded
CIA: Bane?
sans undertale: hey don't google HP Lovecraft's cat name
[OP googles hp lovecrafts cat name]
CIA: congratulations you got yourself caught!
stan lee: flies past in a spaceship ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
[everyone laughed]
keanu reeves: you're breathtaking!
area 51 guards:i bet i can take keanu reeves
keanu reeves: you sure about that
keanu reeves: kills all area 51 guards
area 51:wait thats illegal
Everyone liked that
CIA: am I joke to you?
Alt right incels: there's no way star wars can be good agai....
Baby Yeed: hold my beer
Big chungus joined the chat
Drumpf has left the chat
Neogaffer: 'Yeah, I'm thinking this is kind of epic based pilled, maybe a bit of a coom moment?? Idk think I might post a frog.

7FS7ToW.jpg
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You don't say that.

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brap said:
no one:
absolutely nobody:
still nobody:
not a single soul:
literally no one:
not even big chungus:
random incel on neogaf: SOIJAK(500).JPG LOL I QUOTE YOU
[everyone disliked that]
baby yeed: wait that's illegal
brie larson: ok that was lowkey on point
pickle rick: slaps roof of car luke did i ever tell you about the time i turned myself into a pickle? it was an epic moment.
luke: is retarded
CIA: Bane?
sans undertale: hey don't google HP Lovecraft's cat name
[OP googles hp lovecrafts cat name]
CIA: congratulations you got yourself caught!
stan lee: flies past in a spaceship ooooh i dont care what universe you're from that's GOTTA HURT
[everyone laughed]
keanu reeves: you're breathtaking!
area 51 guards:i bet i can take keanu reeves
keanu reeves: you sure about that
keanu reeves: kills all area 51 guards
area 51:wait thats illegal
Everyone liked that
CIA: am I joke to you?
Alt right incels: there's no way star wars can be good agai....
Baby Yeed: hold my beer
Big chungus joined the chat
Drumpf has left the chat
Neogaffer: 'Yeah, I'm thinking this is kind of epic based pilled, maybe a bit of a coom moment?? Idk think I might post a frog.

7FS7ToW.jpg
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Someone get brap's meds.
 
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-Arcadia- said:
While Nintendo very clearly makes games that try to appeal to everyone, I always thought it was funny that the games that are held up as some sort of paragon of maturity in comparison are usually some variation of playing Soldier Mans with lots of violence and blood for violence and blood's sake.

In movies or books, maturity is equated with intelligence and quality, not killstreaks and how many gibs are flying across the screen.
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Very true. In terms of design, game mechanics, and who actually ends up playing them, they're ALL for kids. This tongue in cheek comic says it pretty well:


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Nintendo doesn't print money by designing games that only kids will find appealing. And Activision knows what it's doing when making dudebro games with ultraviolence that kids love. The only thing making those games "mature" is some arbitrary label tacked on by the prudes at the ESRB and a flimsy age check at the time of purchase. A game that's truly "designed for adults" is one that ends up with mostly adults playing it because (most) kids wouldn't have any idea how to play them properly.

When I look at my Steam library, my overall top played games are strategy games like Civilization, XCOM, FTL, and simulation games like Simcity 4, Cities Skylines, Anno, etc. If anything, those are the "adult" games because only adults play them. They're too difficult for children, and too "boring" for dudebros.

Holy fuck I didn't know I had over 1,000 hours in both Civ 5 and Civ 6. To be fair, most of that is AFK time. I hope.

My collector's edition copy of Battle Raper 7: Championship Edition Ultra Turbo is Adults only because the ESRB says so #mature
 
brap said:
lol i wish that was the case. so many M rated games these days and barely any of them have blood in it. its like they ask for the rating so kids can think their games are edgy.
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They look like they're getting more violent to me, in terms of graphic/realistic depictions of violence.



But aside from that, blood doesn't always necessarily get the ESRB's attention, It could be excessive bad language and too many titties. But whatever, blame America's puritan cultural roots.
 
Rentahamster said:
They look like they're getting more violent to me, in terms of graphic/realistic depictions of violence.



But aside from that, blood doesn't always necessarily get the ESRB's attention, It could be excessive bad language and too many titties. But whatever, blame America's puritan cultural roots.
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Technically it's more realistic but where's the blood? The gibs? The dismemberment? And yeah ESRB cares too much about the fuck word and nipples.
 
There a restaurant that's only a week old just opened up that sells Kangeroos burgers from baby kangeroos.

$7 a burger to try out Aussie meat is too steep for me, I'll just go to Five guys or Burger King thanks.
 
Afro Republican said:
There a restaurant that's only a week old just opened up that sells Kangeroos burgers from baby kangeroos.

$7 a burger to try out Aussie meat is too steep for me, I'll just go to Five guys or Burger King thanks.
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People eat Kangaroo meat??
For some reason, I was under the impression that they're an endangered species.
 
Rentahamster said:
Very true. In terms of design, game mechanics, and who actually ends up playing them, they're ALL for kids. This tongue in cheek comic says it pretty well:


2kAooaZ.jpg


Nintendo doesn't print money by designing games that only kids will find appealing. And Activision knows what it's doing when making dudebro games with ultraviolence that kids love. The only thing making those games "mature" is some arbitrary label tacked on by the prudes at the ESRB and a flimsy age check at the time of purchase. A game that's truly "designed for adults" is one that ends up with mostly adults playing it because (most) kids wouldn't have any idea how to play them properly.

When I look at my Steam library, my overall top played games are strategy games like Civilization, XCOM, FTL, and simulation games like Simcity 4, Cities Skylines, Anno, etc. If anything, those are the "adult" games because only adults play them. They're too difficult for children, and too "boring" for dudebros.

Holy fuck I didn't know I had over 1,000 hours in both Civ 5 and Civ 6. To be fair, most of that is AFK time. I hope.

My collector's edition copy of Battle Raper 7: Championship Edition Ultra Turbo is Adults only because the ESRB says so #mature
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One of my friends on Steam has a thousand hours playing Football Manager. He also said most of it was AFK, that he would listen to the music or ambience in the background.

I have close to 300 hours on Garry's Mod. Otherwise, not many games on my Steam list go into the hundreds except Sleeping Dogs, Saints Row: The Third, and GTA: San Andreas.
 
Elektro_Demon said:
People eat Kangaroo meat??
For some reason, I was under the impression that they're an endangered species.
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We have Kangaroo meat in Asian restaurants here as well. In fact, there is an over population and Aussies tend to not want to eat the shot Kangaroos.
 
Yoshi said:
We have Kangaroo meat in Asian restaurants here as well. In fact, there is an over population and Aussies tend to not want to eat the shot Kangaroos.
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Kangaroos, Deer (in the US), and Canada Geese (In the US and Canada) need to be hunted en masse; put it back on the menu!
 
Elektro_Demon said:
People eat Kangaroo meat??
For some reason, I was under the impression that they're an endangered species.
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There are so many that they are a pest in some areas. There might be some types that are endangered maybe, but it'd be rare.


Afro Republican said:
There a restaurant that's only a week old just opened up that sells Kangeroos burgers from baby kangeroos.

$7 a burger to try out Aussie meat is too steep for me, I'll just go to Five guys or Burger King thanks.
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Baby kangaroos are called joeys. I've never heard of anyone eating joeys. That's interesting.
 
Scopa said:
There are so many that they are a pest in some areas. There might be some types that are endangered maybe, but it'd be rare.



Baby kangaroos are called joeys. I've never heard of anyone eating joeys. That's interesting.
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There's a restaurant chain in Canada called Joeys Only.

It's a seafood chain ironically,
 
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Hmm.

- Joey is the name for baby kangaroo
- A restaurant called "Joeys Only"

They wouldn't happen to sell pizza, by any chance?
 
Scopa said:
There are so many that they are a pest in some areas. There might be some types that are endangered maybe, but it'd be rare.



Baby kangaroos are called joeys. I've never heard of anyone eating joeys. That's interesting.
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I know but I didn't know whether "Joey's Australian Cuisine" was an intentional pun or if the managers name was actually Joey, never actually went in side, just say the sing saying $7 for a single burger 2 for $12. Also apparently a medium fry and an "outback" shake with one burger for $16.99

That would mean dinner for two would be over $32 with tax screw that shit, keep your damn kangaroos.
 
Afro Republican said:
I know but I didn't know whether "Joey's Australian Cuisine" was an intentional pun or if the managers name was actually Joey, never actually went in side, just say the sing saying $7 for a single burger 2 for $12. Also apparently a medium fry and an "outback" shake with one burger for $16.99

That would mean dinner for two would be over $32 with tax screw that shit, keep your damn kangaroos.
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Kangaroo meat isn't that nice anyway.

Now, wombat on the other hand...
 
You're hurt cuz i called you on following me around? Lol. Its ok bud.

Your personal attacks are quite hilarious tho. Obviously i have space rented in your head 🤣🤣
 
SleepDoctor said:
You're hurt cuz i called you on following me around? Lol. Its ok bud.

Your personal attacks are quite hilarious tho. Obviously i have space rented in your head 🤣🤣
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A DELUDED PATHETIC RETARD

CHECK MY POSTING HISTORY WHERE DID I FOLLOW YOU AROUND?!

What an idiot, i really feel sorry that you're pathetic and nobody

Take your head out of your ass :messenger_tears_of_joy: :messenger_tears_of_joy: :messenger_tears_of_joy: :messenger_tears_of_joy: :messenger_tears_of_joy: :messenger_tears_of_joy: :messenger_tears_of_joy:
 
Mista said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A DELUDED PATHETIC RETARD

CHECK MY POSTING HISTORY WHERE DID I FOLLOW YOU AROUND?!

What an idiot, i really feel sorry that you're pathetic and nobody

Take your head out of your ass :messenger_tears_of_joy: :messenger_tears_of_joy: :messenger_tears_of_joy: :messenger_tears_of_joy: :messenger_tears_of_joy: :messenger_tears_of_joy: :messenger_tears_of_joy:
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He's typing in caps now... watch out lol


Truth hurts and you're clearly triggered. Run along now. You've embarrassed yourself enough for the day.
 
SleepDoctor said:
He's typing in caps now... watch out lol


Truth hurts and you're clearly triggered. Run along now. You've embarrassed yourself enough for the day.
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Dude are you really that retard? How am I embarrassing myself when you accused me of following you around when my posting activity has literally nothing to do with you?

Oh my god I can't believe that theres deluded retards like you:messenger_tears_of_joy::messenger_tears_of_joy::messenger_tears_of_joy::messenger_tears_of_joy::messenger_loudly_crying::messenger_loudly_crying::messenger_loudly_crying:
 
Me getting accused of shit all the time in PMs without any proof is fine and I am not allowed to get mad because nothing gets done about it

Well you know what? Fuck this place. I'm out
 
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