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[Xaero Gravity]

Shush it Tesseract . You know I haven't since I made that vow. Responding with relevant gifs does not equal shitposting.

 

[-Arcadia-]

Shush it Tesseract . You know I haven't since I made that vow. Responding with relevant gifs does equal shit posting.

Please. I’ve seen ‘sexy nuns’ on Halloween with more dedication to their vows.

 

[Xaero Gravity]

Please. I’ve seen ‘sexy nuns’ on Halloween with more dedication to their vows.

But I haven't shitpost D:

 

[Starlight Lotice]

Please. I’ve seen ‘sexy nuns’ on Halloween with more dedication to their vows.

The Blow Job Bible sure is a great invention.

 

[Barnabot]

HELL YEAH it's my GAF anniversary!

 

[Tesseract]

Shush it Tesseract . You know I haven't since I made that vow. Responding with relevant gifs does not equal shitposting.

 

[DeepEnigma]

Damn, TLoU2 graphics on the PS5 patch are insane!

 

[Grand Theft Scratchy]

I didn’t even think about that. It was just a cool avatar I found while signing up, I swear.

I thought your avatar was just Aya from Parasite Eve with longer hair.

 

[Rentahamster]

It’s actually fascinating seeing how distorted my personality is getting from absorbing too much Gaf and memespeak. Two months ago, I was a normal person.

I doubt you were that normal

Then again, I used to be just a simple rodent before GAF, let alone a whoresome one.

 

[Xaero Gravity]

I doubt you were that normal

Then again, I used to be just a simple rodent before GAF, let alone a whoresome one.

I have my doubts as well. Especially after all the vulgar and perverted advances they've made through PMs. You don't just become like that.

 

[Rentahamster]

I have my doubts as well. Especially after all the vulgar and perverted advances they've made through PMs. You don't just become like that.

True.

I'm deleting all your dick pics.

 

[Xaero Gravity]

True.

I'm deleting all your dick pics.

They shared them with you?

 

[Rentahamster]

They shared them with you?

Don't make pretend like you don't send them out to all the hamsters with pretty eyes like some kind of horribly perverted mating call.

That's it, I'm deleting your anus pics too.

 

[Tesseract]

hope yer reality portals are well this morning

 

[-Arcadia-]

Morning, Tess. I like that I read all your posts in Wolverine voice, lol.

 

[Helios]

Quality animation.

 

[Xaero Gravity]

Morning, Tess. I like that I read all your posts in Wolverine voice, lol.

Pfft, Tessy isn't even Canadian.

 

[Tesseract]

Pfft, Tessy isn't even Canadian.

it's true, i'm floridian

we actually know how to fight

 

[-Arcadia-]

So, like a cross between Florida Man and Wolverine?

 

[Xaero Gravity]

it's true, i'm floridian

we actually know how to fight

Fight me in Toronto during a blizzard. You wouldn't stand a chance you sawfty.

 

[Tesseract]

Fight me in Toronto during a blizzard. You wouldn't stand a chance you sawfty.

i bounce back and forth between florida and michigan

love the cold

 

[Xaero Gravity]

i bounce back and forth between florida and michigan

love the cold

You haven't felt Toronto cold, baby. Grappling in nothing but a pair of really tight undwear during a massive cold weather alert. If I had it my way, it would be a snowstorm 24/7

 

[Tesseract]

You haven't felt Toronto cold, baby. Grappling in nothing but a pair of really tight undwear during a massive cold weather alert. If I had it my way, it would be a snowstorm 24/7

you are now the night king, congrats

 

[Starlight Lotice]

So, like a cross between Florida Man and Wolverine?

Usually Prison Time as Florida Man likes Beastiality.

 

[-Arcadia-]

.

you are now the night king, congrats

It really is best to just bail out when somebody brings up wrestling with you in really tight underwear.

 

[Xaero Gravity]

.


It really is best to just bail out when somebody brings up wrestling with you in really tight underwear.

Someone's jelly, and I'm not talking about Matt's belly while he dances to 90's Hawaiian music in Hawaii.

Spoiler

I MiyazakiHatesKojima

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Someone's jelly, and I'm not talking about Matt's belly while he dances to 90's Hawaiian music in Hawaii.

Spoiler

I ♥ MiyazakiHatesKojima

Papa doesn't wanna admit that he's been in a jolly good mood lately and trying to force his cyberbully persona. That's why his posts have felt a bit weird and inauthentic.

 

[Xaero Gravity]

Papa doesn't wanna admit that he's been in a jolly good mood lately and trying to force his cyberbully persona. That's why his posts have felt a bit weird and inauthentic.

We should tag Papa in as many posts as possible, and max out his notifications

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

We should tag Papa in as many posts as possible, and max out his notifications

Let's not overload him with dopamine, he's already a GAF addict, like me. (Joker's voice from The Dark Knight)

 

[Xaero Gravity]

Let's not overload him with dopamine, he's already a GAF addict, like me. (Joker's voice from The Dark Knight)

I'm the Jokah baby ( Papa 's Joker voice from that YouTube video)

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

I'm the Jokah baby

Are you a Choker too?

 

[Helios]

Can you fuckers stop being so weird?

 

[ROMhack]

Can I play too Papa

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Can you fuckers stop being so weird?

Go back to Discord, weirdo.

 

[-Arcadia-]

Can you fuckers stop being so weird?

Never.

 

[Xaero Gravity]

Are you a Choker too?

If asked to, yes.

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

If asked to, yes.

My hands would be too small to chock her. Maybe her bull would be able to satisfy her with his big beautiful black hands.

 

[Xaero Gravity]

My hands would be too small to chock her. Maybe her bull would be able to satisfy her with his big beautiful black hands.

Are we still talking about your sister?

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Are we still talking about your sister?

I have 5 sisters, so which one are you referring to?

 

[Xaero Gravity]

I have 5 sisters, so which one are you referring to?

Just the hot ones

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

Just the hot ones

I showed them your picture, btw.

Do you really wanna know what they said?

 

[Xaero Gravity]

I showed them your picture, btw.

Do you really wanna know what they said?

No lol

 

[Tesseract]

let's make a solipsism cult

good news is we're all our own leaders

bad news is all bad, by this point we're too far gone

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

let's make a solipsism cult

good news is we're all our own leaders

bad news is all bad, by this point we're too far gone

I'm a diehard solipsistic fan!

 

[Tesseract]

I'm a diehard solipsistic fan!

you monster

next you'll tell me you flirt(ed) with anarchism

 

[MiyazakiHatesKojima]

you monster

next you'll tell me you flirt(ed) with anarchism

 

[Tesseract]

he's not a monster, he's just ahead of the curve

honk

 

[Grand Theft Scratchy]

I don't have anyone on my ignore list anymore. I guess I was being a bit of a jerk by implying a certain type of posts don't entertain me like before. I apologize for that. During this time, I was getting ready to move to a new apartment in a better part of town and on top of that I got sick and felt like crap at work. It just put me in a "serious business/no fun allowed" kind of mood. So if I sounded miserable it's because I was but the reality is that I'm doing better now than I was a year ago so I need to remember that it's okay to relax and be silly or, as -Arcadia- put it, "post like we're in a bar".

 

[Xaero Gravity]

Personally, I've matured beyond the shitpost. Now I'm just a shit poster.

 

[Tesseract]

just post whatever you want to post, like what you want to like, don't give a fuck what anyone thinks

mods will tell you to stop if you are going too far