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nush said:
You'd think they'd be best forum pals chris. Doesn't want to fuck anyone in the world and nobody in the world wants to fuck Richard Packer. It's like poetry.
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What's even more poetic is the fact that everybody in the world wants to fuck me, but I don't want to fuck a single living soul.
 
haxan7 said:
I've fucked Richard multiple times
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For some reason the Emma Raducanu topic was locked, so I'm posting this here:

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Absolutely amazing, 18 years old, was ranked 300+ in June, sat her A-Levels last month, doesn't drop a set en-route to US Open victory .... Awesome. Enjoy it Emma, congrats. Well deserved.
 
Chris. said:
The speed at which that thread was locked was astounding.
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You confound me. You post hottie redheads in their undies while claiming to be asexual, while claiming to be gay, while claiming to be in a relationship.

If you're just helping out the rest of us, good on ya mate.
 
BigBooper said:
You confound me. You post hottie redheads in their undies while claiming to be asexual, while claiming to be gay, while claiming to be in a relationship.

If you're just helping out the rest of us, good on ya mate.
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I'm a walking contradiction, but allow me to explain. I'm gay in that I find men attractive. I'm straight in that I find women attractive. By definition, that would make me bisexual. But what does asexuality come in to this? Simple. I can find men and women attractive, but not want to have sex with them, in the same way I can find cheesecake appealing to the eye but not wish to stick my dick inside it.

But I don't recall ever stating I'm in a relationship. I was talking to one women but can you call it a relationship if there's no sex involved? As I've learned, apparently not.
 
Chris. said:
I'm a walking contradiction, but allow me to explain. I'm gay in that I find men attractive. I'm straight in that I find women attractive. By definition, that would make me bisexual. But what does asexuality come in to this? Simple. I can find men and women attractive, but not want to have sex with them, in the same way I can find cheesecake appealing to the eye but not wish to stick my dick inside it.

But I don't recall ever stating I'm in a relationship. I was talking to one women but can you call it a relationship if there's no sex involved? As I've learned, apparently not.
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Ah, I see. How do you feel about apple pie a la mode, though?
 
T8SC said:
If you don't want sex with her, then I'm afraid you should donate your penis to medical science.

Or feed the ducks.
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Like I said, I can find men and women attractive, and she is certainly attractive. But do I want to smoosh our genitals together? No, sorry.
 
I bought a memory foam bed wedge, but it was too hot so I have to send it back. I stuck that sucker in a garbage bag and vacuumed all the air back out and rolled it back up in it's original box. So proud of myself.
 
BigBooper said:
I bought a memory foam bed wedge, but it was too hot so I have to send it back. I stuck that sucker in a garbage bag and vacuumed all the air back out and rolled it back up in it's original box. So proud of myself.
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The lovely Sophie above wouldn't have required a vacuum to do that job. True story. :messenger_grinning_sweat:
 
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