I mean, it’s a muffin. You said so yourself.I had an egg on an English muffin. Does that count as a sandwich?
You disappoint me, Maiden.
I mean, it’s a muffin. You said so yourself.I had an egg on an English muffin. Does that count as a sandwich?
Sounds as though you need a sandwich.
Dad, is that you?You disappoint me, Maiden.
Well, that depends.Dad, is that you?
I followed that Kayleigh McEnany on Twitter cos she looks like a dirty slut, but she posts so much fucking shite I might have to actually remove her.
1. Redhead 2. Brunette 3. Blonde 4. Gray 5. Anything elseBrunettes, always brunettes. Red-heads second.
Brunettes, always brunettes. Red-heads second.
1. Redhead 2. Brunette 3. Blonde 4. Gray 5. Anything else
But Blonde is Latin for Slut.
The blonde chick never washed. Had to go to the toilet and vomit.
Maybe she was into that.
She couldn't understand why I wanked in the toilet to finish off. Seemed depressed.
Last blonde ever. Apart from high-class prostitutes.
I followed that Kayleigh McEnany on Twitter cos she looks like a dirty slut, but she posts so much fucking shite I might have to actually remove her.
I think that’s standard for British student life everywhere these days. Makes me sick that they can treat their friends like that.Woke up starving, went to the late-night kebab-shop.
Watched a girl vomit into her own food. Then I got charged after losing my appetite.
Told her mates who immediately left after she got sick to make sure she was ok. Dude was in a Tux.Must be graduation time. Scumbags to leave her.
100% was Trinity college.
I think that’s standard for British student life everywhere these days. Makes me sick that they can treat their friends like that.
Makes me sick that they can treat their friends like that.
Always look after your bros on a night out, people did it for me and I still pay it forward now given the opportunity when someone else isn't going to step in. Having to make sure my big lush, swearing and slurring colleague in her trashy fur coat got to her room safely while propping her up while walking though a Vegas casino and having to endure the "Whoa there buddy, you've got a wild one there!" type comments of shame was the price I had to pay.
Manning up isn't always easy.
I prefer blue hair. Because you know they're going to be sane and have it together.1. Redhead 2. Brunette 3. Blonde 4. Gray 5. Anything else
And I hear they gotta go fast.I prefer blue hair. Because you know they're going to be sane and have it together.
I’d just throw it off a cliff repeatedly.I decided to name my new MMO character Richard Packer. Not really in honor of Dick, per say, but because I'm gonna pack it.
Give him the biggest cock you can find.I decided to name my new MMO character Richard Packer. Not really in honor of Dick, per say, but because I'm gonna pack it.
Made a throwaway joke about some users here. It's all good.what did you do horny bisc-y?
Had another kebab last night from a place that continually gives me food poisoning. Only place open though.
Was intersting using the toilet after waking up, must have the fastest digestive system in the galaxy.
It burned. My own damn fault anyway.
Do we need to break out a StruggleGAF thread for our UK bros?
This is amazing. Thread source?Well I think ForAcademicPurposes has found the perfect high quality GIF for one of our great regulars S Star-Lord
Looks like one of the Evil Dead movies.We may as well be called the United Struggle.
This is amazing. Thread source?
Think it's Army of DarknessLooks like one of the Evil Dead movies.
Think it's Army of Darkness
What, no way. Last Action Hero is a fantastic movie.I was given tickets to the cinema, picked 'Last Action Hero' over 'Army of Darkness'. What a mistake.
What, no way. Last Action Hero is a fantastic movie.
you can pop on me any time you wantHaven't popped on GAF since Halloween, hope everybody is doing well.
hello fellow degenerates
you can pop on me any time you want
You asking for an Alec Baldwin? Brave, yet at the same time arousing.