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[BigBooper]

Been years since I had a nightmare, while last night's like, "hold my beer, bro."

Spoiler: Spooky

Dreamed/ hallucinated there were dead bodies hanging by their necks around my room as the weight from their bodies started stretching and tearing at their necks from the weight. They started falling, like the skin turned to goop as I jumped up in bed and turned the lights on.

Only one month to go on this medication lol.

 

[haxan7]

Good news, guys! My yoni is feeling much much better. I think she'll pull through. Thanks to your prayers and positive energy

 

[Peggies]

 

[plushyp]

Good news, guys! My yoni is feeling much much better. I think she'll pull through. Thanks to your prayers and positive energy

The dark lord has come through once again!

 

[haxan7]

I have to hose this thread down with holy water now.

 

[Richard Packer]

My yoni is feeling much much better.

It does.

 

[haxan7]

It does.

 

[Richard Packer]

Someone's jealous.

 

[haxan7]

Someone's jealous.

I'm all sexed out for the week.

 

[Richard Packer]

I'm all sexed out for the week.

Someone's lying.

 

[haxan7]

Someone's lying.

I have never written a single lie within the sacred annals of NeoGAF.

 

[Richard Packer]

I have worn my penis down to a nub

My condolences.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

My condolences.

That’s how I want to go.

 

[haxan7]

Richard Packer I don't think you know how penises work.

 

[Richard Packer]

Richard Packer I don't think you know how penises work.

Enlighten me.

 

[haxan7]

Enlighten me.

well for starters, they don't wear down to a nub

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Yeah they wear down to a clit.

 

[haxan7]

Yeah they wear down to a clit.

it costs good money to get that done

 

[Richard Packer]

well for starters, they don't wear down to a nub

 

[Deleted member 1159]

 

[Rentahamster]

Enlighten me.

First thing's first - do you have a pair of pliers and a tub of margarine?

 

[Richard Packer]

First thing's first - do you have a pair of pliers and a tub of margarine?

 

[Rentahamster]

Second thing's second - I need you to give me a list of all the insertable holes on your person. Please list them either in alphabetical order, or in order of maximum recorded dilation.

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[haxan7]

Second thing's second - I need you to give me a list of all the insertable holes on your person. Please list them either in alphabetical order, or in order of maximum recorded dilation.

 

[Sub_Level]

Amogus

 

[Tschumi]

Been years since I had a nightmare, while last night's like, "hold my beer, bro."

Spoiler: Spooky

Dreamed/ hallucinated there were dead bodies hanging by their necks around my room as the weight from their bodies started stretching and tearing at their necks from the weight. They started falling, like the skin turned to goop as I jumped up in bed and turned the lights on.

Only one month to go on this medication lol.

I think your mind is trying to tell you what will happen to your penis if you don't jerk it with a vigorous regularity

 

[BigBooper]

I think your mind is trying to tell you what will happen to your penis if you don't jerk it with a vigorous regularity

 

[haxan7]

That was my reaction when I read your dream too

 

[BigBooper]

That was my reaction when I read your dream too

Yea but all of your posts are translated through a penis.

 

[haxan7]

Yea but all of your posts are translated through a penis.

I meant it gave me a boner

 

[nush]

Yea but all of your posts are translated through a penis.

He types with his penis.

 

[Rentahamster]

Yea but all of your posts are translated through a penis.

If you mean he writes by slamming his dick on the keyboard then yes I've seen it.

 

[Barakov]

 

[Deleted member 1159]

This month it’s Encanto’s soundtrack

 

[Richard Packer]

 

[OmegaSupreme]

I've got a nasty cold for my weekend. I haven't felt this bad in a minute. Stayed up most of the night with the chills.

 

[haxan7]

I've got a nasty cold for my weekend. I haven't felt this bad in a minute. Stayed up most of the night with the chills.

cheer up bud

 

[Tschumi]

He types with his penis.

Must use a complicated system of pulleys to press anything other than <space>

 

[haxan7]

Must use a complicated system of pulleys to press anything other than <space>

I hit the space bar with my balls and do hunt and peck with my pecker. It works out.

 

[IbizaPocholo]

 

[Rentahamster]

I hit the space bar with my balls and do hunt and peck with my pecker. It works out.

Ah I know the technique. It's when you suck in your tummy and your balls retract, then relax the tummy to drop the balls. I do 100 reps a day.

 

[haxan7]

 

[nush]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/g4-is-back.1625645/post-265363376

This guy, massive history of being a dick across many forums for like 15 years. Angelic AKA Angel, AKA multiple Alts every time he gets permabanned from any forum. I did notice he'd started posting again so I check in on his favorite hangout...

40+ year old Scottish alcoholic, lives alone in a terraced house, all furniture is made of black ash with a massive Transformer collection. Total nutjob.

He got into a years long forum member war with a woman who was as mental as he is and that resulted in one of the greatest double KO permabans I've ever seen.

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/g4-is-back.1625645/post-265363376

This guy, massive history of being a dick across many forums for like 15 years. Angelic AKA Angel, AKA multiple Alts every time he gets permabanned from any forum. I did notice he'd started posting again so I check in on his favorite hangout...

40+ year old Scottish alcoholic, lives alone in a terraced house, all furniture is made of black ash with a massive Transformer collection. Total nutjob.

He got into a years long forum member war with a woman who was as mental as he is and that resulted in one of the greatest double KO permabans I've ever seen.

what sort of 40 year old goes around wishing someone gets HIV ffs.

Like, fucking hell dude.

 

[nush]

what sort of 40 year old goes around wishing someone gets HIV ffs.

Like, fucking hell dude.

That's just the thin end of the wedge...

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

That's just the thin end of the wedge...

I'm so intrigued and yet, I wish to remain ignorant.

 

[Barakov]

 

[BadBurger]

https://www.neogaf.com/threads/g4-is-back.1625645/post-265363376

This guy, massive history of being a dick across many forums for like 15 years. Angelic AKA Angel, AKA multiple Alts every time he gets permabanned from any forum. I did notice he'd started posting again so I check in on his favorite hangout...

40+ year old Scottish alcoholic, lives alone in a terraced house, all furniture is made of black ash with a massive Transformer collection. Total nutjob.

He got into a years long forum member war with a woman who was as mental as he is and that resulted in one of the greatest double KO permabans I've ever seen.

He was one of those posters who I'd see comments from from time to time and wonder "why the fuck are you even on the internet if you hate it and everyone on it?".

 

[nush]

He was one of those posters who I'd see comments from from time to time and wonder "why the fuck are you even on the internet if you hate it and everyone on it?".

The reality is he hates everyone in real life as well.