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[Richard Packer]

Without my glasses it read "I missed your Pecker".

GymWolf meant both.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

GymWolf meant both.

 

[Rentahamster]

 

[Deleted member 1159]

I ended up doing Ring Fit for the first time in a while as to avoid driving to the gym in the snow. Shit is actually pretty tough if you go hard!

 

[West Texas CEO]

It can't top hamster pussy, though.

 

[Richard Packer]

It can't top hamster pussy, though.

 

[Sub_Level]

AND I RAAAAN
I RAAAAN SO FAR AWAAAAAAY

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Need for speed hot pursuit is still amazing ten years on.

 

[Rentahamster]

It can't top hamster pussy, though.

This is why I drive a Honda Accord!

 

[Richard Packer]

John Marston

 

[chromhound]

John Marston i owe you a beer. We're both from Montreal

 

[Deleted member 1159]

-wife takes dog for a run
-I stay home with the kids and do Ring Fit while they watch
-hear wife come home
“I need your help!!!!”
“Wtf?”

Apparently the dog got the shits on the run and the wife didn’t notice and dog shit all over herself

-wife takes kids to the park
-I get to take shit dog to the car wash with a dog washing station
-thank god I have a truck and she rides in the bed

 

[Richard Packer]

-wife takes dog for a run
-I stay home with the kids and do Ring Fit while they watch
-hear wife come home
“I need your help!!!!”
“Wtf?”

Apparently the dog got the shits on the run and the wife didn’t notice and dog shit all over herself

-wife takes kids to the park
-I get to take shit dog to the car wash with a dog washing station
-thank god I have a truck and she rides in the bed

Doggystyle you dolt.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Doggystyle you dolt.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Guess who dropped their car/house keys in the toilet.

 

[badblue]

Guess who dropped their car/house keys in the toilet.

I once dropped my glasses in the toilet at work.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

I once dropped my glasses in the toilet at work.

One of my kids did that with my goggles at the ski fields when young. I donated them to the bin near by.

 

[badblue]

One of my kids did that with my goggles at the ski fields when young. I donated them to the bin near by.

I found the janitor and explained what happened, he got me some cleaning supplies. Still didn't want to wear them but I had a 45 minute drive home or the $$$ to get another pair. Got LAISK a year later and don't have do worry about it any more.

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

I found the janitor and explained what happened, he got me some cleaning supplies. Still didn't want to wear them but I had a 45 minute drive home or the $$$ to get another pair. Got LAISK a year later and don't have do worry about it any more.

Win you had a janitor near by. I had to bare fist those goggles out. Pretty sure I took a layer of skin off with the number of times I washed my hands.

 

[Richard Packer]

I'm tired of being a face.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

I really regret opening a Fingerhut account years ago. I got to buy some hideously overpriced thing from them every once in a while to keep the account open. I would have thought they would have gone out of business by now.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

I'm tired of being a face.

 

[Putonahappyface]

I'm tired of being a face.

 

[West Texas CEO]

It is Taco Tuesday once again..
Imagine being this excited.

 

[badblue]

It is Taco Tuesday once again..
Imagine being this excited.

 

[Soodanim]

I know you Meta folks appreciate this kind of thing like I do. Beautiful bonfire by the ocean with heavenly music and three old barefoot dudes.

I woke up this morning with one mission: to watch this video again.

 

[haxan7]

Hello fellow homosexuals

 

[Maiden Voyage]

These gifs look so tiny on a 4k monitor with no scaling.

Hello fellow homosexuals

The return of the king

 

[badblue]

Hello fellow homosexuals

 

[Richard Packer]

Hello fellow homosexuals

Bla bla bla. Post feet already.

 

[AV]

Ignore list Death Note keeps rolling. Jokes aside that guy has severe anger issues. I've never seen anyone get so mad about video games since my teenage /v/ days. Hope he finds some help.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Jaysius Chroist

 

[Deleted member 1159]

That's funny because for the first time since before Politics was nuked I was considering putting someone on my ignore list. RIP, ye angry little turd.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Hello fellow homosexuals

Phone works both ways bruh

 

[Putonahappyface]

I hope Ass of Can Whooping doesn't get permanently banned. I think he might be flying too close to the sun with some of his posts recently.

 

[Putonahappyface]

Hello fellow homosexuals

 

[Rentahamster]

Hello fellow homosexuals

I didn't know you knew

 

[Rentahamster]

Hype for Final Fantasy 16 looks pretty good. I'll probably stop watching previews to keep the experience fresh. I'm sold.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Hype for Final Fantasy 16 looks pretty good. I'll probably stop watching previews to keep the experience fresh. I'm sold.

Same. Comes out in June? Stacked month with Diablo 4 as well.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

My angry letter to a government agency yielded the desired result.

If anyone needs me, I'll be walking through brick walls the rest of the day.

 

[Rentahamster]

My angry letter to a government agency yielded the desired result.

If anyone needs me, I'll be walking through brick walls the rest of the day.

Platform 9¾?

 

[JC 1080P CRT]

Hello fellow homosexuals

Well you're technically wrong, but hello anyway!

 

[Deleted member 1159]

Platform 9¾?

 

[Peggies]

Hi you guuuys! How's everyone doing?

I woke up this morning with one mission:

I woke up with another mission: learning the lyrics of the LocoRoco Song.

 

[Soodanim]

Hi you guuuys! How's everyone doing?


I woke up with another mission: learning the lyrics of the LocoRoco Song.

That sounds somehow both Gaelic and Japanese but with an English West Country accent. What in the bejeesus have you subjected me to?

 

[Peggies]

That sounds somehow both Gaelic and Japanese but with an English West Country accent. What in the bejeesus have you subjected me to?

I think it's supposed to be some kind of Fantasy Englisch by a japanese Baby. Pretty cute, eh?

 

[Soodanim]

I think it's supposed to be some kind of Fantasy Englisch by a japanese Baby. Pretty cute, eh?

Ohhh, that would explain it.

When you've finished learning it, upload your rendition and haxan7 said he'll give you gold

 

[Ozzy Onya A2Z]

Alas Signal Rockets on your swift ban, we didn't even get to settle into the jokes or a live thread.

 

[kanjobazooie]

Elder Legend why do you keep reacting to THAT thread?