Support NeoGAF

Richard Packer · Jun 28, 2023

Putonahappyface · Jun 29, 2023

Ass of Can Whooping is officially loose!

Peggies · Jun 29, 2023

So, I went to a "strengthen your pelvic floor" course to get back the whole, you know, yoni magic and there was this one woman who had recently given birth and felt the need of telling us about her fecal incontinence. Constantly.
I couldn't help but think of this meme

which made me giggle which earned me some really evil looks of the others including fecal incontinence lady.

Now I'm scared to go again

.

West Texas CEO · Jun 29, 2023

Putonahappyface said:
Ass of Can Whooping is officially loose!

Putonahappyface · Jun 29, 2023

Peggies said:
So, I went to a "strengthen your pelvic floor" course to get back the whole, you know, yoni magic and there was this one woman who had recently given birth and felt the need of telling us about her fecal incontinence. Constantly.
I couldn't help but think of this meme

which made me giggle which earned me some really evil looks of the others including fecal incontinence lady.

Now I'm scared to go again .

Make her an apology cake?

zooey deschanel chocolate GIF by HelloGiggles

Peggies · Jun 29, 2023

Peggies · Jun 29, 2023

badblue · Jun 29, 2023

Peggies said:
there was this one woman who had recently given birth and felt the need of telling us about her fecal incontinence.

Women are weird.

Rentahamster · Jun 29, 2023

badblue said:
Women are weird.

Would you like to see my collection of hamster dungeons, arranged in either alphabetical or sexiness quotient?

badblue · Jun 29, 2023

Rentahamster said:
Would you like to see my collection of hamster dungeons, arranged in either alphabetical or sexiness quotient?

You usually charge for that... what's the catch?

Rentahamster · Jun 29, 2023

badblue said:
You usually charge for that... what's the catch?

Bro I'm still charging you. No one sees hamster dungeons for free not even my own grandmother.

badblue · Jun 29, 2023

Rentahamster said:
Bro I'm still charging you. No one sees hamster dungeons for free not even my own grandmother.

Peggies · Jun 29, 2023

badblue said:
Women are weird.

Richard Packer · Jun 29, 2023

Peggies said:
So, I went to a "strengthen your pelvic floor" course to get back the whole, you know, yoni magic and there was this one woman who had recently given birth and felt the need of telling us about her fecal incontinence. Constantly.
I couldn't help but think of this meme

which made me giggle which earned me some really evil looks of the others including fecal incontinence lady.

Now I'm scared to go again .

Maiden Voyage · Jun 30, 2023

Rentahamster said:
Bro I'm still charging you. No one sees hamster dungeons for free not even my own grandmother.

Surely there's a friends and family discount?

Rentahamster · Jun 30, 2023

Maiden Voyage said:
Surely there's a friends and family discount?

True friends would pay me more.

And don't call me Shirley.

badblue · Jun 30, 2023

Peggies said:

Thankfully I narrowly avoided fecal incontinence, so there isn't much to report.

Peggies · Jun 30, 2023

Rentahamster said:
True friends would pay me more.

And don't call me Shirley.

Serious Leslie Nielsen GIF by filmeditor

ThatGamingDude · Jun 30, 2023

Richard Packer said:

Even I'm like that when I argue it lol, but man when you look at something well coded it can get you rock hard dude

Everyone has a fetish, don't hate

Maiden Voyage · Jun 30, 2023

<html>
<header>
<center>
<h1>Welcome to coder's paradise</h1>
<img src="underconstruction.gif">

EviLore · Jul 1, 2023

Maiden Voyage said:
<html>
<header>
<center>
<h1>Welcome to coder's paradise</h1>
<img src="underconstruction.gif">


#include <iostream>
#include <vector>

class HTMLElement {
public:
    virtual ~HTMLElement() {}
    virtual std::string render() const = 0;
};

class HTMLTag : public HTMLElement {
private:
    std::string tag;
    std::vector<HTMLElement*> children;

public:
    HTMLTag(const std::string& tag) : tag(tag) {}

    void addChild(HTMLElement* child) {
        children.push_back(child);
    }

    std::string render() const override {
        std::string result = "<" + tag + ">";
        for (const auto& child : children) {
            result += child->render();
        }
        result += "</" + tag + ">";
        return result;
    }
};

class HTMLText : public HTMLElement {
private:
    std::string content;

public:
    HTMLText(const std::string& content) : content(content) {}

    std::string render() const override {
        return content;
    }
};

int main() {
    HTMLTag html("html");
    HTMLTag header("header");
    HTMLTag center("center");
    HTMLTag h1("h1");
    HTMLText text("Welcome to coder's paradise");
    HTMLTag img("img");

    img.addChild(new HTMLText(""));
    img.render();

    h1.addChild(&text);
    center.addChild(&h1);
    center.addChild(&img);
    header.addChild(&center);
    html.addChild(&header);

    std::cout << html.render() << std::endl;

    // Cleanup
    delete img.getChild();
    delete center.getChild();
    delete h1.getChild();
    delete header.getChild();
    delete html.getChild();

    return 0;
}

ThatGamingDude · Jul 1, 2023

This entire warez channel just all started talking in German because one of my usernames

Shit is off the chain this weekend lol

ThatStupidLion · Jul 2, 2023

Did the bst thread disappear? I cant find it anymore

West Texas CEO · Jul 2, 2023

What?

OmegaSupreme · Jul 2, 2023

DadEggs said:
Did the bst thread disappear? I cant find it anymore

bst? Is that a Korean pop singer?

ThatStupidLion · Jul 3, 2023

OmegaSupreme said:
bst? Is that a Korean pop singer?

Omfg. Im such a fckin idiot. I brain farted my way into this… gonna brain fart my way out…..

BadBurger · Jul 3, 2023

Wanted to start a new character in Hogwart's named "Dick Grayson". Could not make the name Dick, despite this not being a multiplayer game.

Ah well, Richard it is.

Richard Packer · Jul 3, 2023

BadBurger said:
Wanted to start a new character in Hogwart's named "Dick Grayson". Could not make the name Dick, despite this not being a multiplayer game.

Ah well, Richard it is.

Rentahamster · Jul 3, 2023

BadBurger said:
Wanted to start a new character in Hogwart's named "Dick Grayson". Could not make the name Dick, despite this not being a multiplayer game.

Ah well, Richard it is.

You can try the name "Mike Hawk".

Rentahamster · Jul 3, 2023

Mike Hawksitchy will also suffice.

Deleted member 1159 · Jul 4, 2023

BadBurger said:
Wanted to start a new character in Hogwart's named "Dick Grayson". Could not make the name Dick, despite this not being a multiplayer game.

Ah well, Richard it is.

Try FrontHolePole

West Texas CEO · Jul 5, 2023

BadBurger said:
Wanted to start a new character in Hogwart's named "Dick Grayson".

You were trying to name your character after a neogaf mod?

Maiden Voyage · Jul 5, 2023

EviLore said:
#include <iostream> #include <vector> class HTMLElement { public: virtual ~HTMLElement() {} virtual std::string render() const = 0; }; class HTMLTag : public HTMLElement { private: std::string tag; std::vector<HTMLElement*> children; public: HTMLTag(const std::string& tag) : tag(tag) {} void addChild(HTMLElement* child) { children.push_back(child); } std::string render() const override { std::string result = "<" + tag + ">"; for (const auto& child : children) { result += child->render(); } result += "</" + tag + ">"; return result; } }; class HTMLText : public HTMLElement { private: std::string content; public: HTMLText(const std::string& content) : content(content) {} std::string render() const override { return content; } }; int main() { HTMLTag html("html"); HTMLTag header("header"); HTMLTag center("center"); HTMLTag h1("h1"); HTMLText text("Welcome to coder's paradise"); HTMLTag img("img"); img.addChild(new HTMLText("")); img.render(); h1.addChild(&text); center.addChild(&h1); center.addChild(&img); header.addChild(&center); html.addChild(&header); std::cout << html.render() << std::endl; // Cleanup delete img.getChild(); delete center.getChild(); delete h1.getChild(); delete header.getChild(); delete html.getChild(); return 0; }

Deleted member 1159 · Jul 5, 2023

…the wife was confused why I’d want to stop and see if it was run by a sassy Austrian that throws coffee mugs at patrons….

Richard Packer · Jul 6, 2023

Thaedolus said:
…the wife was confused why I’d want to stop and see if it was run by a sassy Austrian that throws coffee mugs at patrons….

Did you go to the back room? I've been told that's where the magic happens.

Deleted member 1159 · Jul 6, 2023

Richard Packer said:
Did you go to the back room? I've been told that's where the magic happens.

Richard Packer · Jul 6, 2023

Thaedolus said:

Season 4 No GIF by Sony Pictures Television

Deleted member 1159 · Jul 6, 2023

Richard Packer said:

Maiden Voyage · Jul 6, 2023

Oh My God Reaction GIF by Rodney Dangerfield

Rentahamster · Jul 6, 2023

Richard Packer said:
Did you go to the back room? I've been told that's where the magic happens.

Magic you say?

badblue · Jul 6, 2023

EviLore · Jul 6, 2023

Maiden Voyage said:

Fake · Jul 6, 2023

EviLore said:

And now we have A.I. This movie was ahead of his time.

Sub_Level · Jul 7, 2023

Because I’m Neogaffin’.
I’m Neogaffin’ in this bitch.

West Texas CEO · Jul 9, 2023

With 1500 more incoming, I guess this thread will start to become more lively.

haxan7 · Jul 10, 2023

German Hops said:
With 1500 more incoming, I guess this thread will start to become more lively.

no it won't

Maiden Voyage · Jul 10, 2023

If the purpose of the thread is to discuss bans, isn’t it a good thing it’s slow?

The only interesting one to me was daveonezero but honestly who wants to go to a website about video games and discuss human trafficking:

Internet activism/posturing is the dumbest concept created in our digital age.

Richard Packer · Jul 10, 2023

I use this thread to make sexual advances on @Thaedolus

Deleted member 1159 · Jul 11, 2023

Rentahamster · Jul 11, 2023

Maiden Voyage said:
Internet activism/posturing is the dumbest concept created in our digital age.

That's a consequence of virtue signaling being rewarded greatly in our digital age. I'm not sure what can be done about that, aside from posting feet pics on Only Furries. I think that helps.

Support NeoGAF

Meta GAF |ON| Gaf on Gaf

Member

Gold Member

Gold Member

GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist

Gold Member

Gold Member

Gold Member

Gold Member

Rodent Whores

Gold Member

Rodent Whores

Gold Member

Gold Member

Member

Gold™ Member

Rodent Whores

Gold Member

Gold Member

I am a virgin

Gold™ Member

Expansive Ellipses

I am a virgin

Member

GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist

advanced basic bitch

Member

Banned

Member

Rodent Whores

Rodent Whores

Deleted member 1159

Unconfirmed Member

GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist

Gold™ Member

Deleted member 1159

Unconfirmed Member

Member

Deleted member 1159

Unconfirmed Member

Member

Deleted member 1159

Unconfirmed Member

Gold™ Member

Rodent Whores

Gold Member

Expansive Ellipses

Member

wants to fuck an Asian grill.

GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist

Banned

Gold™ Member

Member

Deleted member 1159

Unconfirmed Member

Rodent Whores

Similar threads