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[Maiden Voyage]

Oh I will celebrate somehow. Also I got asked to give up my office and transition to 100% remote work. I said sure, can you pay for gigabit internet? Yes? Deal. Now time to go work from the Bahamas.

Dude I am jealous. I have to return to the office at about 50% of each month. Only plus side is that travel will count as in office time.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

Dude I am jealous. I have to return to the office at about 50% of each month. Only plus side is that travel will count as in office time.

I'm still WFH, but supposedly starting next year the execs are going to get some people back at the office. We just dont know when or how many people.

I want to go back, but not full time. 2-3 times each a week, with more flexible WFH during winter.

 

[Tschumi]

I'll work from the back of a speeding camel if it makes bank for bae and i

 

[Toons]

Ironically because we are not woke here.

So by NOT being woke; you are in actuality CASUALLY permeating the gay agenda??!!! I will have to alert my superiors to this new tactic that the ENEMY has deduced. You shall be THWARTED. The frogs in my pond will remain STRAIGHT, i swear by it!!

 

[Toons]

So what's up guys I'm back from the hospital, ended my hemo got my last surgery done.I just need one last meeting with my oncologist to be told I'm cancer free again...I just need to stop peeing blood but that's normal after having a uretral probe for a few days.And guys believe me if you have the chance between uretral probe and anything else, chose anythig else.
Just imagine that the diameter of that probe was 26mm ... in your pee hole ...Hurts as hell.

Had a catheter in there like 8 years ago, still remember exactly how it felt coming out to this day

 

[Toons]

I'll work from the back of a speeding camel if it makes bank for bae and i

I read this as "I'll work the back of a speeding camel" at first and got very confused but then realized what thread I was on

 

[haxan7]

Had a catheter in there like 8 years ago, still remember exactly how it felt coming out to this day

i've never had anything inserted in my penis hole that i didn't want up there

 

[Toons]

i've never had anything inserted in my penis hole that i didn't want up there

After that, I think all avoid that kink specifically for the rest of my days. That was not at all arousing I can tell you

 

[Tschumi]

i've never had anything inserted in my penis hole that i didn't want up there

Teen gets bizarre object stuck in penis

WARNING: Graphic images

www.google.com

You're always on top of things brah

 

[Tschumi]

After that, I think all avoid that kink specifically for the rest of my days. That was not at all arousing I can tell you

It feels like you're peeing a black hole one mm at a time

 

[Toons]

It feels like you're peeing a black hole one mm at a time

For me it was like someone was trying to strike a match using the inside of my dick, but slowly.

It was brief but very unique discomfort.

Fortunately my entire upper torso in my back was in throbbing pain since this was after my back had been sliced down the middle and sown back together after having a metal bar grafted onto my spine so that helped dilute it a bit

 

[Tschumi]

For me it was like someone was trying to strike a match using the inside of my dick, but slowly.

It was brief but very unique discomfort.

Fortunately my entire upper torso in my back was in throbbing pain since this was after my back had been sliced down the middle and sown back together after having a metal bar grafted onto my spine so that helped dilute it a bit

Ouch!

 

[BigBooper]

My favorite new phrase..We'll have to disagree to disagree.

When someone is saying something that agrees with you, but they don't realize it.

 

[BadBurger]

Oh I will celebrate somehow. Also I got asked to give up my office and transition to 100% remote work. I said sure, can you pay for gigabit internet? Yes? Deal. Now time to go work from the Bahamas.

I asked for a company issued Surface Pro so that I'd have everything I need on the go, along with a Verizon 4G LTE adaptor, in the event we ever lost connection to all of our virtual environments and/or VPN. They said yes, now I just need to make the request in our system. Gonna see how far I can push it. I would've asked for a new Macbook to replace my aging one, but my company will only do Windows devices for work

 

[Deleted member 1159]

I asked for a company issued Surface Pro so that I'd have everything I need on the go, along with a Verizon 4G LTE adaptor, in the event we ever lost connection to all of our virtual environments and/or VPN. They said yes, now I just need to make the request in our system. Gonna see how far I can push it. I would've asked for a new Macbook to replace my aging one, but my company will only do Windows devices for work

Yeah I'm due for a new computer but alas, Windows only and apparently boot camp isn't an option. Even if I could use macOS, I'm much less familiar with it

 

[Sidney Prescott]

Friday tomorrow.

 

[Rentahamster]

My penis can grow!?

 

[Star-Lord]

Friday tomorrow.

But then it's only three days until Monday.

 

[Rentahamster]

Friday tomorrow.

Hey now, butt stuff day is great too.

You know, Thursday.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Farewell to CaptainVanHelsing

Your contributions to the boobs thread will not be forgotten.

 

[Elpidio Valdés]

Farewell to CaptainVanHelsing

Your contributions to the boobs thread will not be forgotten.

Do we know why he requested a ban? He will definitely be missed. His contributions will live forever in our hearts and heads.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

 

[Star-Lord]

I could go for a beer sandwich.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I could go with a beer sandwich.

At least you weren't the only sucker saying world peace

 

[Star-Lord]

At least you weren't the only sucker saying world peace

How do you know I wasn't?

 

[Richard Packer]

Hey now, butt stuff day is great too.

You know, Thursday.

 

[OmegaSupreme]

Tuesday is for tiddies

 

[Star-Lord]

Toast is hugely unappreciated.

 

[Richard Packer]

Tuesday is for tiddies

You can enjoy a man or a woman's titties while participating in other activities.

 

[Flintty]

Fuck sake nush every time I see your avatar I think one of my weirdly straight and grey pubes is on the screen.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Toast is hugely unappreciated.

Toast & Nutella is a guilty pleasure of mine.

Also I had the craziest day of work in a long time. Shit's popping off.

 

[nush]

Fuck sake nush every time I see your avatar I think one of my weirdly straight and grey pubes is on the screen.

Black theme user!

 

[Flintty]

Black theme user!

People use anything other than dark??

 

[nush]

People use anything other than dark??

Lets just say way way more people respond to the white theme version of my avatar than the dark theme version.

 

[Sidney Prescott]

Seeing as I browse this site when I'm in bed (when I should be sleeping) dark mode is a must.

Otherwise:

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I don't understand how Era can just keep giving more and more shit to laugh at. It's a bottomless well of lols.

 

[Plies]

Well, I'm pouring one out for CaptainVanHelsing ...

His posts in the ass and tit threads were nothing short of legendary. Salute.

 

[BadBurger]

Well, I'm pouring one out for CaptainVanHelsing ...

His posts in the ass and tit threads were nothing short of legendary. Salute.

Dude certainly had a knack for finding the tightest, fittest of women to share. If I had a 40 of cold-drinking Colt 45 I'd pour it out in his honor

 

[Flintty]

Lets just say way way more people respond to the white theme version of my avatar than the dark theme version.

losers

Dark theme foerever.

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I reacted with praise the sun but really, as a fellow dark mode user, in my heart I reacted with praise the moon.

 

[Ionian]

I don't understand how Era can just keep giving more and more shit to laugh at. It's a bottomless well of lols.

Users: Mods should be paid!
Mods: We don't want to be!

There's no way in hell some weren't seething once the sales figure/income figures came out. They're just trying to save face.

At least Morrigan stepped down as mod (while defending it). hahahhahha

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Users: Mods should be paid!
Mods: We don't want to be!

There's no way in hell some weren't seething once the sales figure/income figures came out. They're just trying to save face.

At least Morrigan stepped down as mod (while defending it). hahahhahha

Slayven is complaining he can't afford headphones.

 

[Ionian]

Slayven is complaining he can't afford headphones.

Hahahaha. Brilliant!

Also any exuse to post this again for anyone who missed it.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

 

[Ionian]

I can just imagine the voiceover;

"But Kenny ... never attended that party"

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

I heard a rumour that S Star-Lord changes his avatar more than his underwear

 

[Star-Lord]

I heard a rumour that S Star-Lord changes his avatar more than his underwear

I'd say it's about 50/50. I don't know why, but I just can't find an avatar that fits. I find one, like it for a few days, then nope. Need to change. I swear it's like a form of OCD.

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

I'd say it's about 50/50. I don't know why, but I just can't find an avatar that fits. I find one, like it for a few days, then nope. Need to change. I swear it's like a form of OCD.

Nothing wrong with having a fresh avatar my man. I'm just giving you some light ribbing for it.

 

[Star-Lord]

Nothing wrong with having a fresh avatar my man. I'm just giving you some light ribbing for it.

Nah, I get that, I just get a tad frustrated at myself at times. It carries over into real life sometimes, like I'll randomly wake up one day and just rearrange my living room. I wonder if it would be worth getting an actual diagnosis, and stop seeing myself as a freak. Although I am.

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

Nah, I get that, I just get a tad frustrated at myself at times. It carries over into real life sometimes, like I'll randomly wake up one day and just rearrange my living room. I wonder if it would be worth getting an actual diagnosis, and stop seeing myself as a freak. Although I am.

Fly your freak flag high, dude. We're all weirdos here!