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[Maiden Voyage]

Sup you fucking pussies. Been lifting weights? Its summer time. Stop being a fat fuck and get out there and pull some bitches.

As a married dude the last thing I want in my life right now is bitches.

 

[Zeroing]

Sounds like you're zeroing in on them cheekums. Get it!

Ehehe yeah I get it!

 

[nush]

I love internet NPCs, it's like playing poker when you can see all the other cards they are holding.

 

[Barakov]

 

[Star-Lord]

Last night was...interesting. Went out and ended the night with a large helping of fish and meat, if you catch my fly.

 

[nush]

Last night was...interesting. Went out and ended the night with a large helping of fish and meat, if you catch my fly.

 

[BadBurger]

Get those romantic gypsy and Roma ideas out of your head, pikeys are a different breed altogether. Redneck trailer trash, but mobile and Irish, they can descend on your nice little town at any time and fuck it up leaving a trail of trash and missing roadsigns in their wake.

Shit I'm half Irish man. Maybe the pikeys and I could strike up some kind of discourse and enter into a Guy Ritchie film-ish criminal enterprise together. This could be an adventure.

Kind of want to fly over some pikeys now and let them loose. Just see what happens.

 

[nush]

That latest ban, drunk mod or literally shaking while typing this?

Woke up the next day and ran the spell check, it's our little secret now.

 

[Zeroing]

Last night was...interesting. Went out and ended the night with a large helping of fish and meat, if you catch my fly.

I don't get it! You need to speak perv. That's the only language I understand

 

[Maiden Voyage]

I was expecting rain all weekend but we've barely gotten any. I guess I didn't need to scramble to fix the roof. Oh well at least it's done.

Spent yesterday with some old friend at his cabin out in the middle of nowhere. It was so nice. No cell reception and I didn't bother to get the wifi password. Just good times & good conversation. I need to do that more often.

 

[p_xavier]

What's the straight version of Grindr?

Grindr, I get straight guys from it.

But yeah, I never got pegging. Sure I'm straight Jan .gif thing. I mean at least get the real thing, not a strap-on from a fat chick in the behind.

Since I started working out again, I look like a sociopath. I don't know if it's the shoulders and thicker neck but it looks unfriendly. And as a aspie I don't know how to smile so it makes things worse.

 

[Zeroing]

Grindr, I get straight guys from it.

But yeah, I never got pegging. Sure I'm straight Jan .gif thing. I mean at least get the real thing, not a strap-on from a fat chick in the behind.

Since I started working out again, I look like a sociopath. I don't know if it's the shoulders and thicker neck but it looks unfriendly. And as a aspie I don't know how to smile so it makes things worse.

I think it's all in your head, you shouldn't worry too much how people see you because how can you know? People cannot read minds/thoughts!

Yeah those testies are bussin, you need some angry sex!

 

[p_xavier]

I think it's all in your head, you shouldn't worry too much how people see you because how can you know? People cannot read minds/thoughts!

Yeah those testies are bussin, you need some angry sex!

That can't be. I got my gutters cleaned out yesterday. And for once, I used gutter protection.

 

[haxan7]

Grindr, I get straight guys from it.

But yeah, I never got pegging. Sure I'm straight Jan .gif thing. I mean at least get the real thing, not a strap-on from a fat chick in the behind.

Do you think they're actually straight?

I worry I might end up doing gay stuff too when I get to nush 's age if I'm still unmarried

 

[Zeroing]

Do you think they're actually straight?

I worry I might end up doing gay stuff too when I get to nush 's age if I'm still unmarried

It's not gay if you don't kiss them!

 

[Peggies]

Richard Packer

 

[Zeroing]

 

[haxan7]

 

[p_xavier]

Do you think they're actually straight?

I worry I might end up doing gay stuff too when I get to nush 's age if I'm still unmarried

Most I meet yes. Usually depressed guys that have no friends. I don't have sex with many of them because I would feel bad but most guys are sad and just need a form of affection.

 

[Zeroing]

So much cum!!!

 

[haxan7]

So much cum!!!

I hear that a lot

 

[Zeroing]

I hear that a lot

 

[Facism]

What do we think about the name Atlas?

It's better than Barry

 

[p_xavier]

It's better than Barry

How gave more orgasms than Barry men on low though.

 

[Richard Packer]

Richard Packer

 

[Peggies]

 

[Peggies]

It's better than Barry

Or Bob.

 

[Deleted member 1159]

3 year old woke up screaming around 12:30, wife and I go in and red vomit is everywhere on the bed…fever of 104…get everything cleaned up, give some Tylenol, and the rest of the night went without incident. But now I've got a sore throat and feel terrible, and I've probably got a whole day of watching a sick kiddo too. Yay!

 

[OmegaSupreme]

3 year old woke up screaming around 12:30, wife and I go in and red vomit is everywhere on the bed…fever of 104…get everything cleaned up, give some Tylenol, and the rest of the night went without incident. But now I've got a sore throat and feel terrible, and I've probably got a whole day of watching a sick kiddo too. Yay!

The joys of parenthood! Love it.

 

[Zeroing]

Ahaha nush just got a golden shower!!! That's what we call it? Or is it golden surprise?

 

[Deleted member 1159]

 

[Zeroing]

I've order one tee with this quote, I am impressed with the fact I did not came up with that quote. I can imagine p_xavier wearing one.

 

[p_xavier]

I've order one tee with this quote, I am impressed with the fact I did not came up with that quote. I can imagine p_xavier wearing one.

I have this sweater.

Spoiler: NSFW

Marine (Bob Mizer COLLAB) hoodie

We collabed with the iconic photographer, Bob Mizer for this hoodie. You'll be sure to turn heads in this shirt that features an untitled photograph also featured in the Taschen, "Big Penis Book". I LOVE this image because it's shocking yet, hilarious and PUNK to it's core. This is a high...

drinkthismilk.com

 

[SoggyBiscuit]

I have this sweater.

Spoiler: NSFW

Marine (Bob Mizer COLLAB) hoodie

We collabed with the iconic photographer, Bob Mizer for this hoodie. You'll be sure to turn heads in this shirt that features an untitled photograph also featured in the Taschen, "Big Penis Book". I LOVE this image because it's shocking yet, hilarious and PUNK to it's core. This is a high...

drinkthismilk.com

 

[Zeroing]

I have this sweater.

Spoiler: NSFW

Marine (Bob Mizer COLLAB) hoodie

We collabed with the iconic photographer, Bob Mizer for this hoodie. You'll be sure to turn heads in this shirt that features an untitled photograph also featured in the Taschen, "Big Penis Book". I LOVE this image because it's shocking yet, hilarious and PUNK to it's core. This is a high...

drinkthismilk.com

You can't be more obvious than that.

 

[p_xavier]

You can't be more obvious than that.

Well I like big cut marine dick so it was a match.

 

[Zeroing]

Well I like big cut marine dick so it was a match.

You are foreskin phobic... LOL
No docking for you!!!

 

[p_xavier]

You are foreskin phobic... LOL
No docking for you!!!

Yes and ewwwe.

 

[Zeroing]

Yes and ewwwe.

Your loss

 

[haxan7]

 

[p_xavier]

I doubt that will happen with your 4" something dick?

 

[haxan7]

I doubt that will happen with your 4" something dick?

the 4 is when i measure from the base of my balls

 

[p_xavier]

the 4 is when i measure from the base of my balls

 

[Deleted member 1159]

 

[haxan7]

 

[Zeroing]

I see, this thread is not the same without my Gifs. Fret not...

 

[teezzy]

I've been playing Far zcry 5 and suddenly I understand Peggies

 

[badblue]

I see, this thread is not the same without my Gifs. Fret not...

 

[Peggies]

I've been playing Far zcry 5 and suddenly I understand Peggies

Hell yeah! It's awesome, right?

 

[Maiden Voyage]

Today and tomorrow are going to be hell at work. Debating taking a day or two next week off to get in some R&R time. The week after that will also be hell.