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Mike Flanagan set to remake The Mist

Yeah. It will be somewhere over 20 years between the projects. Doesn't seem that long. But it feels like it captured a completely different era when The Thing From Another World (1951) was remade into John Carpenter's The Thing (1982), despite only being 31 years apart.

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The rare case in which a story's retelling ends up being one of the greatest horror movies of all time. In my experience, the exception and not the rule.
 
The 2007 movie is bad. The CGI looks horrendous (and in a movie that would be immeasurably improved by just showing its monsters way less). The villains are the dumbest, smuggest imaginable stereotypes, while the good guys are utterly flat. The human behavior in general makes no sense (why does everyone keep deferring to the local movie poster painter for everything?). The relationship between Thomas Jane and his son is never really demonstrated, undermining the ending which is the only thing most people actually remember.

The movie's only impressive feature is its ability to bludgeon the audience so hard with its goofy-nihilistic ending that they all forget how badly-handled and shitty the rest of the film was.

So I am actually interested to see if Mike Flanagan can fix this thing up, since it's not a bad premise for a movie.


Just for the hell of it, here's my silly pitch: hide the monsters much more, and give them more of a "Biblical" flavor, so it isn't actually clear which side in the store is right. In the end, our hero tries to convince himself to shoot his own son, but at the last second he can't do it. Then the roof is ripped off the car, and the son is pulled into the air, where he is transformed into a horrifying, deformed Angel-thing before our hero's eyes. Turns out the "religious nuts" were right, and the hero's hardheaded appeal to a materialistic version of rationality is blown to bits. It's the End Times Rapture bay-bee, but it's completely horrifying and a fate worse than death. Cut to credits.
 
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The ending of the Mist is one of the best endings ever in a movie....or the worst, haven't decided yet, but that movie still lives in my head rent free.
 
The ending of the Mist is one of the best endings ever in a movie....or the worst, haven't decided yet, but that movie still lives in my head rent free.

It is terrible and heart ripping. Thomas Jane is really the Punisher in that ending.
 
If it doesn't end the same way as the Thomas Jane movie then doing this is pointless, it'd be like remaking Bioshock 1 and removing the twist near the end.
 
If you knew it had that ending, would you still want to see it?

Wouldn't it just undercut any sort of tension or drama ?

As Tertullian pointed out, without that ending there's very little else of note in the movie. Its extremely derivative and forgettable otherwise.

He also makes a very good point about leaning into the religious aspects, which I think opens an interesting question about creative commitment because, surely the worst nightmare for the mostly atheistic, progressive Hollywood would be for the evangelicals to be proven right. That really ought to scare the shit out of them! But of course that option is likely going to be off the table out of fear that activists on their own side of giving credibility to their ideological opponents!

Which explains to me why modern American horror is so fucking weak-sauce. They are too concerned with being "polite" to be actually scary.
 
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