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[Matlock]

[01:05] I just realized why no one likes Matlock
[01:05]

He looks like an out of work Jimmy Fallon

 

[Kabuki Waq]

actually you look like an out of work Mike Works. minus the unibrow

 

[drohne]

the tragedy is that jimmy fallon doesn't look like an out of work jimmy fallon.

 

[Dujour]

Weak facial hair. Now I'm laughing at pictures of you :lol

How does it feel, patchey! Yaaar, ahoy! tis not an eye patch, but a hair patch! The distance between your upper lip and nose is great.

Spoiler

I'm alone and empty inside.

 

[Matlock]

also: newer photo, about three days after that-

 

[Ninja Scooter]

if you can't grow a REAL beard, don't bother trying. It looks like someone glued patches of hair to your face with syrup.

 

[Trakball]

why did you shave your head?

 

[Matlock]

why did you shave your head?

I shave, let it grow back, repeat.

 

[Trakball]

I shave, let it grow back, repeat.

oh.

...why? i'm really serious. does that do something for it? like, allows for better styling or something?

my hair gets longer than an inch and it looks like a ducks' ass.

 

[White Man]

if you can't grow a REAL beard, don't bother trying. It looks like someone glued patches of hair to your face with syrup.

I've got this issue as well. I just keep myself stubbly. My facial hair grows in 3 different colors, and it looks godawful. It looks like a bleaching experiment gone horribly awry.

 

[Richiban]

Nobody likes me, everybody hates me, I'm gonna eat some worms.

Yeah, I got nothing.

 

[Matlock]

oh.

...why? i'm really serious. does that do something for it? like, allows for better styling or something?

my hair gets longer than an inch and it looks like a ducks' ass.

Dunno, I kind of like the way it progressively feels.

Re: NS

It grows like a beard, then at one point it fucking pubes out.

 

[Ned Flanders]

 

[olimario]

Clean yourself up, man.
There's no shame in at least having the appearance of being clean.

 

[Matlock]

Apparently I'm filthy right out of the shower*, much like Pigpen.



*Second photo

 

[olimario]

Apparently I'm filthy right out of the shower*, much like Pigpen.



*Second photo

 

[SSGMUN10000]

Its creepy that you look like one of my cousins. *shivers*

 

[Fifty]

We should have a GA reality show in which Olimario can give makeovers to various male members of the boards.

 

[olimario]

We should have a GA reality show in which Olimario can give makeovers to various male members of the boards.

I've given Teddman and one other poster here Photoshop makeovers.
The end results were ASTONISHING!

 

[Fifty]

Well if you can't fly down to his university with some trimmers, photoshop will have to do. Metrosexualize him!

 

[Screenboy]

Get rid of the goatee, get some fashionable stubble, ladies will like you.






-SB

 

[FortNinety]

Shave that shit! Fucking kids today...

 

[Wellington]

Yeesh dude, shaving is good. Or at least keep it trimmed.

 

[MrPing1000]

i love u matlock

 

[FnordChan]

Grow the hair out a bit more, get rid of the goatee, put on a brightly colored suit jacket - bam! Matlock Gang!

FnordChan

 

[Triumph]

Yeah, leave the facial hair thing to us manly men:

 

[Matlock]

Whoa, you do have a little bit of Lithgow going on, with a tinge of Ferrell.

 

[Triumph]

Whoa, you do have a little bit of Lithgow going on, with a tinge of Ferrell.

God damn it. Everyone says I look like John Lithgow.

I'm going to go kick my neighbor now. You made me do it!

 

[Miguel]

Yeah, leave the facial hair thing to us manly men:

 

[Matlock]

:lol

 

[Triumph]

I need to take a new picture. I shaved the goatee and the ridiculous sideburns.

 

[drohne]

 

[Ristamar]

:lol