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[thestopsign]

The Olympic Assassins.

This is a spin-off of an Alternate Reality Game that a group of about 50-60 kids did back when we were in High School. The idea is that each contestant gets a slip of paper with a name of another contestant on it. Their goal is to "assassinate" that person by either putting tobasco sauce in their drink or stab them with a fake knife in the back. The way it works is that if you kill someone; you get their slip of paper, and then have to assassinate whoever is on that slip of paper. There would have to be some modifications to this, but it could work. Obviously the last person standing would win the Gold.

 

[Danthrax]

NEW GAMES: SPYING

In the spirit of the political unrest that tends to follow Olympics wherever they go, "truces" be damned, the Olympic Committee has decided to add SPYING to the games. Countries are each given mock "intelligence" that they must secure in a selected "base." Rivals must then attempt to use whatever stealthy maneuvers necessary to obtain this intelligence, up to and including murder, sex, lies, bribes and influence.

The standard issue uniform for the sport is a trench coat and a fedora, along with a gun and a case of bullets. Competitors may also choose a tranquilizer gun if killing is not in their blood.

OMG Amir0x you win today. The Russia vs. Georgia reference is great :lol

Spoiler

but tragic. =(

 

[thestopsign]

Reading Ami's post makes me realize his idea is better.

 

[Link Man]

Simon Says

'Cause there's nothing less degrading than winning the gold in Simon Says.

 

[rollingstart]

Trampolin Fencing

Basically, one huge trampoline where two people must straight each other in midair and they lead towards each other. Person who lands the better strike gets the point.

 

[Link Man]

Shark Jump

Like the long jump, but over a pool of muzzled sharks. A full point is deducted if you fail to give two thumbs up while in the air.

 

[pakkit]

The Olympic Drugathon

Whoever can concoct the most potent performance enhancing drug cocktail and survive the grueling "trip room" (midgets in bunny suits, Jamie Kennedy, and NPH all enter the room at 5 minute intervals) the longest wins. Medics, cold showers and coffee are all at the ready outside the room if anything goes awry.

 

[orioto]

Ladder Botch !

It's the art of violently open your head with a ladder.

Actual champions :

Angle is actually already an olympic medalist anyway !

 

[Mandark]

Shark in a cage wrestling.

Stuff your opponent in a shark then pin the shark.

 

[epik]

Olympic texting challenge!
Fastest texters of the world compete in this event

 

[Mike Works]

Day 6 - Who Can Troll GAF The Best

Time to have some fun. Today's task is both (a task) and a competition. The challenge? See which one of us is the best GAF troll. Here are the rules:

- you may only make ONE POST (in the thread you troll)
- it has to be in the Gaming Forum
- preferably, in an Official [Game] thread
- don't do anything that'll get you banned, we want you to be around for tomorrow's task!

I realize that honest trolling is a bannable offense on GAF, so try to inject a little humor into your post so level headed people don't take it seriously. The winner will be determined by the person who has the most replies after his post which:

- quote his post (and reply in a negative manner)
- reply to his post specifically using his username in the reply (in a negative manner)

I know there are a handful of mods that read this thread (and have participated), so if you guys could go a little lax on people doing this task just for today, that'd be cool. I think since I've limited everyone to only 1 post, it'd be really hard for any of them to ruin a thread.

- once you've made your post, link it in here and keep an eye on it.

Go!

 

[PetriP-TNT]

If someone wants to go with the high risk way, try "PC gaming is dead, port Diablo 3 to consoles" in the offical thread. Should do the trick.

 

[AKingNamedPaul]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12331413&postcount=360

 

[MickD]

and hilarity ensued..

Spoiler

toaster

 

[Ventrue]

Here goes:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12331730&postcount=6951

EDIT: By the way, is this going to end in assignments like "Blow up the office of a credit card company" or something?

EDIT: I've caught one already. FIRST BLOOD.

 

[Amir0x]

i won't participate in this one my red name gives me an unfair advantage :lol

 

[zoukka]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12332140&postcount=262

Actually I think I would have posted this even without this competition


Ventrue stole my topic of choice >:x

EDIT: Awesome thread and idea btw keep this one alive.

 

[Amir0x]

zoukka... "its." You misuse "it's" a lot in that post, personal pet peeve

 

[zoukka]

zoukka... "its." You misuse "it's" a lot in that post, personal pet peeve

Oh shit. I wish you would have told me earlier! (I studied english only in elementary school :/ )

 

[itxaka]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12332333&postcount=1235

I think that the thread is almost dead but it's a perfect opportunity seeing how things turned there xD

 

[Link Man]

Sorry, gonna sit this one out.

 

[Bulla564]

Mine:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12332516&postcount=106

have mercy on me mods.

 

[itxaka]

Mine:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12332516&postcount=106

have mercy on me mods.

You were kind of caugth in the first answer lol

But at least you got 2 quotes already xD

 

[zoukka]

Hey I want to change my quote!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12332567&postcount=1257

So nice

(It's ok if I can't change it I just had to post it here too)

 

[Amir0x]

the quote led to someone making a quote that was really stupid, zoukka, so in a way you caught me too since i had to respond to such stupidity!

 

[zoukka]

Do mods give you extra points?

OK I think I'm done in there.

 

[Sibylus]

I'll probably sit this one out, seeing as the trollhunters are ravenous and have memories that span eons.

Entertaining to go into a thread and see people getting duped, though

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

Oh boy... I'm gonna get burned :/

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12335882&postcount=19

HOWD IT GET BURNED! HOWD IT GET BURNED!!

Spoiler

P.S. I love Grim Fandango

 

[Baker]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12336002&postcount=61

Hope that one turns out well.

 

[apocalidiot]

Here goes:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12331730&postcount=6951

EDIT: By the way, is this going to end in assignments like "Blow up the office of a credit card company" or something?

EDIT: I've caught one already. FIRST BLOOD.

:lol :lol at your trolling post, and :lol at the bolded. I think you're going to win today

 

[Mike Works]

oh man, i can't believe you beat me to the chrono trigger thread, Baker, that was a god damn layup

 

[Zoe]

I think Ventrue's got this one in the bag :lol

 

[Nabs]

Here goes:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12331730&postcount=6951

EDIT: By the way, is this going to end in assignments like "Blow up the office of a credit card company" or something?

EDIT: I've caught one already. FIRST BLOOD.

:lol :lol good work

 

[Sibylus]

Ventrue has today locked down.

What with picking on the ultrasensitive PS3 gamers :lol

 

[Mike Works]

My submission:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12336242&postcount=1865

 

[fistfulofmetal]

Dude even got jstevenson baited.

 

[jakncoke]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12336252&postcount=16

here is my attempt to catch some suckers.

 

[Baker]

Man I felt all good that I got three replies already. Then I saw Ventrue's thread.

Nice frickin' work man.

 

[aznpxdd]

Venture wins.

:lol :lol @ all the responses in that thread.

 

[Zoe]

My submission:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12336242&postcount=1865

Damn, I was eyeing that thread

 

[rollingstart]

Dude even got jstevenson baited.

Resistance thread + dumb post that wouldn't surprise me if real + Halo avatar. I responded seriously, but I was guessing it was a joke. Still, Bravo.

 

[Mike Works]

i literally thought of this event at the last second, and it's already turned into one of my favorites :lol

 

[platypotamus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12336252&postcount=16

here is my attempt to catch some suckers.

Nice, I totally called it

 

[Baker]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12336252&postcount=16

here is my attempt to catch some suckers.

What the hell? There are actually people who care about VP enough to get that mad at you? Learn something everyday, I guess.

 

[jakncoke]

Nice, I totally called it

Indeed you did, wonder if you some suckers get baited even though you totally exposed me.

Edit: I've been busted, Duck just posted the Day 6 task in the thread.

 

[TemplaerDude]

Here goes:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12331730&postcount=6951

EDIT: By the way, is this going to end in assignments like "Blow up the office of a credit card company" or something?

EDIT: I've caught one already. FIRST BLOOD.

har har har, this is a great post. and the posts afterwards are equally hilarious.

 

[Sibylus]

Ruh oh, people are catching on to this thread's existence over several threads, looks like. The window for effective trolling is shrinking!

 

[DemonSwordsman]

Well i posted mine but i dunno if I should link to it so that people dont catch on?

Edit:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=12336369&postcount=1206

actually LOL 4 replies so fast

 

[Zoe]

Well i posted mine but i dunno if I should link to it so that people dont catch on?

:lol

 

[platypotamus]

Indeed you did, wonder if you some suckers get baited even though you totally exposed me.

Edit: I've been busted, Duck just posted the Day 6 task in the thread.

Well, I tried not to be too specific, didn't want to ruin your fun, because I think this challenge is awesome fun. Your troll just seemed a bit obvious, and I figured it had to be from this thread, as no one could actually feel that way.