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[Ninja Scooter]

Why isn't Ryan HOward in this contest? I heard he gets a lot of RBIs.

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

Harper will put on a show, Cespedes-like.

 

[rekameohs]

Why isn't Ryan HOward in this contest? I heard he gets a lot of RBIs.

I hope the pitcher who throws to the winner gets a W. That's the most important statistic.

 

[Chuck]

-1 home runs incoming

 

[eznark]

Craig Kimbrell sounds like a Miss America contestant.

 

[3N16MA]

Harper looks like a douche. I love it.

 

[painey]

Can't fucking believe I missed the start.. I'm an A's fan and I put $5 on Cespedes at 8/1 .. now my internet is so slow I can't see the scores an ESPN is just interviewing some twat.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Bryce with the YOLO hair

 

[cashman]

Chris PEDavis

I don't think his year can really be attributed to roids.

 

[JABEE]

Why isn't Ryan HOward in this contest? I heard he gets a lot of RBIs.

He just had knee surgery. He can't recover from injuries like other guys in this league. Ryan Howard is clean and at a disadvantage.

 

[rekameohs]

Harper reminds me of that little kid that thought he was Goku

 

[Y2Kev]

Harper dad looks kinda douchey

 

[eznark]

The Justin Bieber of Baseball

I wonder if he is afraid of that wall in front of the pitcher?

 

[Y2Kev]

Come on justin, we don't have all night

and harper dad can't throw a strike

 

[rekameohs]

lol Harper Sr trying to bean his son

 

[3N16MA]

Harper going to up there for 20 minutes taking pitches.

 

[JABEE]

Harper dad looks kinda douchey

Runs in the family

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Bryce Harper's dad is pitching like he's trying to get a tryout

 

[Y2Kev]

Do I really need to see the tweets

 

[RangersFan]

get a real bp pitcher

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Stop trying to walk your son you fucking prick

 

[3N16MA]

Harper's dad is throwing breaking balls.

 

[Chuck]

I don't think his year can really be attributed to roids.

It can by those who are jealous he's not hitting 'em for their team!

 

[JABEE]

Bryce Harper's dad is pitching like he's trying to get a tryout

"I should be the star! You are terrible Bryce! Double!"

 

[RangersFan]

yeah Cano, take it!

 

[rekameohs]

So uh, where did Bryce's talent come from? Clearly not from this asshole.

 

[endresults]

Harper's dad is choking.

 

[3N16MA]

That was in the dirt.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

What a stache on his brother.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Wow the douchiness really is in the genes

 

[weekend_warrior]

Harper should be DQ'ed for having too much pine tar in his hair.

 

[JABEE]

Bryce Harper's brother is Aaron Rodgers.

 

[Chuck]

Dammit!

 

[rekameohs]

WTF was that Dick Dastardly looking mofo? Harper family's got some fucked hairstyles

 

[3N16MA]

I love the reactions Harper brings out.

 

[Dominican Power]

Bryce is used to this.

 

[Chuck]

Ok he got as many as Chris and not more. Good.

 

[3N16MA]

Harper should be given a few extra because of his dad.

 

[cashman]

I never liked Harper's swing.

 

[3N16MA]

Robbie going to hit at least 1.

 

[HarryDemeanor]

For a second there I thought I heard "Mr. Meth" David Wright.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Harper should have brought in Derek Lowe to pitch to him.

 

[Rollo Tomasi]

Cano also has his dad pitching to him.

 

[weekend_warrior]

WTF was that Dick Dastardly looking mofo? Harper family's got some fucked hairstyles

Art thou maddest, bro-eth?

 

[Riggs]

Is David Ortiz participating this year?

 

[JABEE]

AP!

 

[3N16MA]

Is David Ortiz participating this year?

Nope.

 

[Riggs]

Nope.

Bleh fuck that, he has like 18 HR's and missed all of April. Dude is a G. Bleh oh well.

 

[JABEE]

Harper should have brought in Derek Lowe to pitch to him.

"Just pitch to me like you normally would in a real game."

 

[sangreal]

Bleh fuck that, he has like 18 HR's and missed all of April. Dude is a G. Bleh oh well.

He probably declined. It would be boring to have the same group year in and year out