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[Maklershed]

All my heroes are PED.

 

[FUME5]

Chin up, there will always be some new hero who turns out to be a juiced up can.

 

[killamajig]

In other MMA news....

Ed Herman was helping repair the well that distributes water to his home when his hand got caught and the tip of his left pointer finger was ripped off. Herman posted two graphic photos of the result on social media.

Link has pic. You were warned.

https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/9/...ccident-that-led-to-him-losing-part-of-finger

 

[Haunted]

Lifetime UFC ban, strip him of all titles past and present, strike him from all discussions about being the goat.


This shit needs to have consequences.

 

[parrotbeak]

In other MMA news....

Ed Herman was helping repair the well that distributes water to his home when his hand got caught and the tip of his left pointer finger was ripped off. Herman posted two graphic photos of the result on social media.

Link has pic. You were warned.

https://www.mmafighting.com/2017/9/...ccident-that-led-to-him-losing-part-of-finger

"Ripped the tip of my finger off" is completely accurate.

 

[Syder]

Lifetime UFC ban, strip him of all titles past and present, strike him from all discussions about being the goat.


This shit needs to have consequences.

Agreed, fuck this guy.

 

[Jest Chillin]

Lifetime UFC ban, strip him of all titles past and present, strike him from all discussions about being the goat.


This shit needs to have consequences.

lol then something like half of MMA should have a lifetime ban and be stripped of all titles past and present.

 

[RBelong2Us]

I need a list of all your clowns favorite fighters .


ALL YOUR HEROES TAKE PEDS

 

[parrotbeak]

He doesn't need help fucking up his own life. Fine him, make him do some charity work and get him back in the cage.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Lifetime UFC ban, strip him of all titles past and present.

Agreed completely

In my opinion he hasn't been in serious discussion for Greatest anything (except maybe cheater and fuckup) for at least 2 years now, so I'm especially not taking any of his fans' praise for him seriously after this.

Especially compared to Cormier because holy shit. One cheated 0 times ever trying to fight the other, the other cheated every single time. Would you believe the one who cheated already supposedly had every advantage, including youth, health, height, and reach?

 

[Fox318]

Lifetime UFC ban, strip him of all titles past and present, strike him from all discussions about being the goat.


This shit needs to have consequences.

absolutely.

100% this.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

the athletic commisions will ban him, it'll never happen but II hope UFC releases him from his contract so that he has to go finish his career doing some carny ass fights in Russia or something.

 

[Fox318]

the athletic commisions will ban him, it'll never happen but II hope UFC releases him from his contract so that he has to go finish his career doing some carny ass fights in Russia or something.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Jon Jones.

14 Chechnen school children.

HERE.
WE.
GO!

 

[Heel]

This fight is brought to you by Ramzan Kadyrov, our strong and popular leader.

 

[Syder]

He doesn't need help fucking up his own life. Fine him, make him do some charity work and get him back in the cage.

You do realise he's going to be away for four years?

 

[Heel]

...AND STILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

 

[Syder]

I'm all about that cake, bout that cake...

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Thiago Alves out of Saturday's co-headliner, new opponent being sought for Mike Perry

 

[parrotbeak]

You do realise he's going to be away for four years?

Not if he goes to Russia or Japan

 

[RBelong2Us]

Bork vs Jones is going to be the biggest MMA event ever now. Russia gonna throw that cash

 

[Fox318]

Bork vs Jones is going to be the biggest MMA event ever now. Russia gonna throw that cash

It will still happen.

Just under the WWE umbrella.

Jones will win via DQ when a fan hits him with a foam dick pill.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Not if he goes to Russia or Japan

if he's under contract with UFC they will sue his ass and stop him from fighting anywhere.

I wonder if they could get around UFC's contract by booking Brock vs Jones as a shoot fight at Wrestlemania?

 

[Fox318]

if he's under contract with UFC they will sue his ass and stop him from fighting anywhere.

I wonder if they could get around UFC's contract by booking Brock vs Jones as a shoot fight at Wrestlemania?

 

[parrotbeak]

if he's under contract with UFC they will sue his ass and stop him from fighting anywhere.

I wonder if they could get around UFC's contract by booking Brock vs Jones as a shoot fight at Wrestlemania?

He can wear a mask when he fights outside the UFC. He could fight under the name Bon "Jones" Bones.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

He can wear a mask when he fights outside the UFC. He could fight under the name Bon "Jones" Bones.

"What are J. Beezy and Captain Cock Sword doing in the Bellator Zone?!?"

 

[ApharmdX]

Not-so-surprising news- Jesse Taylor popped.

 

[Syder]

Why JT Money? WHY?!

 

[ApharmdX]

He had such a great redemption story, too. I rooted for him.

 

[Syder]

Didn't see anyone post this yet

Mickey Gall books next fight vs. Randy Brown at UFC 217

 

[FUME5]

217 is looking stacked.

 

[alr1ght]

The Corms is the champ again.
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/908121777678712832

 

[-MD-]

The Corms is the champ again.
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/908121777678712832

Good, fuck Jon.

 

[Rumblebones]

The Corms is the champ again.
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/908121777678712832

Again? He was always my champ.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

the LHW division is a dumpster fire.

 

[FUME5]

From the current UFC rankings page:

Champion : Jon Jones
1 Daniel Cormier
2 Alexander Gustafsson
3 Volkan Oezdemir
4 Glover Teixeira
5 Jimi Manuwa
6 Mauricio Rua
7 Ovince Saint Preux
8 Corey Anderson
9 Misha Cirkunov
10 Ilir Latifi
11 Rogerio Nogueira
12 Patrick Cummins
13 Gadzhimurad Antigulov
14 Gian Villante
15 Tyson Pedro

Yikes.

 

[broz0rs]

https://twitter.com/UFCONFOX/status/908121153633271809

Cormier pretty much sends a message to Jones. "You're 30 years old, 6'4, have 85 reach, I'm 38 years old.."

 

[Ninja Scooter]

From the current UFC rankings page:

Champion : Jon Jones
1 Daniel Cormier
2 Alexander Gustafsson
3 Volkan Oezdemir
4 Glover Teixeira
5 Jimi Manuwa
6 Mauricio Rua
7 Ovince Saint Preux
8 Corey Anderson
9 Misha Cirkunov
10 Ilir Latifi
11 Rogerio Nogueira
12 Patrick Cummins
13 Gadzhimurad Antigulov
14 Gian Villante
15 Tyson Pedro

Yikes.

The champ is 38 and everyone else outside of maybe Vulkan is either a hasbeen or a never was.

 

[DMczaf]

The champ is 38 and everyone else outside of maybe Vulkan is either a hasbeen or a never was.

Are you telling me Brock has a legit shot at being UFC Heavyweight champ again?

 

[FUME5]

The champ is 38 and everyone else outside of maybe Vulkan is either a hasbeen or a never was.

Tyson just got derailed, pretty sure he's the youngest on that list.

 

[Levito]

Are y'all tellin' me it's time for Liddell to make a comeback?

 

[FUME5]

He's got to be more coke than man at this point.

MM vs Borg is now on the 216 card.

 

[Fox318]

Are you telling me Brock has a legit shot at being UFC Heavyweight champ again?

Absolutely.

 

[Rumblebones]

https://twitter.com/UFCONFOX/status/908121153633271809

Cormier pretty much sends a message to Jones. "You're 30 years old, 6'4, have 85 reach, I'm 38 years old.."

He's completely right. Jones has always had all the physical advantages he could ask for and a ridiculous amount of talent to capitalise on them.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Mark Hunt did a fantastic anti-cheating/doping op-ed for PlayersVoice https://www.playersvoice.com.au/mark-hunt-if-i-die-fighting-thats-fine/

 

[FUME5]

Damn good write up.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Mark Hunt did a fantastic anti-cheating/doping op-ed for PlayersVoice https://www.playersvoice.com.au/mark-hunt-if-i-die-fighting-thats-fine/

My body is fucked but my mind is still here.

...

Sometimes I don’t sleep well. You can hear me starting to stutter and slur my words. My memory is not that good anymore. I’ll forget something I did yesterday but I can remember the shit I did years and years ago.

tbh his mind sounds pretty fucked too.

 

[VoxPop]

Bellator/Viacom would be smart here to throw insane amounts of cash at Jon if possible. It ups their credibility a ton and could bring them into the mainstream. Getting the P4P best fighter in the world despite the PEDs is a huge deal.

Can't even imagine the shitshow if Volkan somehow boops Cormier.

 

[BigJonsson]

Bellator/Viacom would be smart here to throw insane amounts of cash at Jon if possible. It ups their credibility a ton and could bring them into the mainstream. Getting the P4P best fighter in the world despite the PEDs is a huge deal.

Can't even imagine the shitshow if Volkan somehow boops Cormier.

Where will he fight? He is surely going to be suspended for a few years

 

[FUME5]

The UFC is not going to let him fight out of contract anyway.