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[Dysun]

dude wipes era was the best

 

[VoxPop]

Aaron Pico is hovering around -700 against a 7-3 fighter this weekend. Who in their right mind is laying money on this fight?

He had a worse debut than CM Punk. I really don't know why they keep trying to push this kid. Whatever luster that existed is gone after getting fleeced by a jobber in Freeman.

 

[Heel]

I mean, he may very well win, but why would you ever lay money at -700? Flipping coins seems more rational.

 

[Fox318]

I'm gonna bet the house on pico.

First I need a house.

 

[alr1ght]

Even infiltrated baseball

 

[Fox318]

What exactly are the wipes anyway?

Aren't they just regular wipes?

 

[Levito]

What exactly are the wipes anyway?

Aren't they just regular wipes?

Masculinity is often very fragile and dudes need labels like that to feel more secure.

 

[parrotbeak]

I assume they're scented with something manly like motor oil or gorilla ball sweat.

 

[BLOODED_hands]

Gomi is also fighting tonight!?

The dude just hasn't been the same since Pride

 

[Maklershed]

If you need a special wipe for your clackers you’re not showering or enough or you have a medical condition.

 

[parrotbeak]

Or you're a typical GAFer and every type of food gives you the runs.

 

[Fox318]

Or you're a typical GAFer and every type of food gives you the runs.

Maybe you need some Dude FIber

 

[Maklershed]

Or you're a typical GAFer and every type of food gives you the runs.

lol yeah you just mention McDonalds and it’s if some GAFers shit themselves.

 

[zewone]

I can't take the fake JPEG transparency.

 

[Levito]

A MMA-GAF movie where every poster is played by Greg Jackson.

 

[polyh3dron]

A MMA-GAF movie where every poster is played by Greg Jackson.

And where Levito doesn’t make the UFC PPV OTs

 

[Levito]

Don't pretend you don't miss my Rockhold shrine.

 

[Heel]

 

[RBelong2Us]

Bellator missed a good opportunity this weekend . That's a solid ass card, they needed a eye catching main event though . Main event is like the least interesting fight on that main card.

 

[parrotbeak]

I don't remember the last regular Bellator card I watched. Unless it has Tito fighting Sir Kimbo Strong I just don't remember it's on.

 

[BLOODED_hands]

Good win for K-Taro.

 

[Heel]

USADA what have you done...

 

[parrotbeak]

That's not the freakshow physiques the Japanese mma fans want to see. Put a fucking gi on.

 

[Syder]

is anyone watching this card?

 

[alr1ght]

I will watch the Saki fight

 

[BLOODED_hands]

Oof.... I could feel those groin shots from here! Ishihara got the D and got his D kicked in, lol.

Saki keeps thinking he's in a Kickboxing match, lol. Dude was so drained but Da Silva was an idiot to engage by the end there.

 

[alr1ght]

Da Silva was taking some shots.

 

[Heel]

That left was violent as hell.

 

[Yaari]

What a shit stoppage

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I'm sure the guy who gassed in 3 minutes against a total can has a future in the UFC LHW division.

 

[Yaari]

For a 2 year lay-off and this being his debut, still pretty impressed with Saki's performance.

 

[broz0rs]

Da Silva got rocked to hell, but it looks like he was fine when he landed on his back. Looks like an early stoppage.

 

[Akim]

looked like some bums in there

 

[BLOODED_hands]

Saki has no gas tank for MMA. His tdd was good against Da Silva, but against the better guys? He would get destroyed.

He would get slept by Overeem. Don't know why he was yelling at Overeem. This shit is MMA bruh, not Kickboxing.

 

[alr1ght]

Lol, they have two guys named Dong Hyun Kim? Stun gun and this guy.

 

[BLOODED_hands]

Let's see if Gomi still has it for one last time.

Lol. Guess not. The dude needs to retire.

 

[BigJonsson]

Double translator?

English - Japanese - Korean?

 

[dem]

I can’t believe the fireball kid is 38..


No more, Gomi. No more.

 

[BLOODED_hands]

We've seen how current Gomi is when he gets swarmed like that..... The dude just curls up and waits until the ref stops it. He needs to hang it up. Sucks to see a legend get beat down nearly every fight

 

[RBelong2Us]

I would lay down a stack on Saki against Manuwa...come at me haters !

 

[BigJonsson]

That was a pretty violent round

 

[broz0rs]

damn that was awesome. Gadelha playing Andrade's game too.

 

[biosnake20]

Claudia looking fantastic.

 

[BLOODED_hands]

Evenly matched. Gadelha beats Andrade standing up, Andrade beats Gadelha on the ground.

 

[broz0rs]

Gadelha is gassed

 

[BLOODED_hands]

Gadelha is gassed

For real. She was beating Andrade on the feet and then she decides to take her down? What?

 

[Chesskid1]

damn

never seen a womans fight with so many punches and so competitive

 

[RBelong2Us]

Omg at this fight. Legit the most violent women's fight I can think of and one of the best ever

 

[Syder]

This is a pretty good scrap but goddamn Claudia's gas tank is shallow

 

[biosnake20]

This fight is phenomenal.