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[MoxManiac]

I love reading this site, it can be funny as hell. Here are some good recent ones:

213849618 i like goldfish. their gills turn me on like nothing else. i want to stick my penis in their little holes, especially when theyre dead. its hard to do cos i usually kill them but i have a tiny pecker.

321779616 when i feel hard boogars in my nose i get really excited because I know that I will soon have a crunchy, tasty, salty treat to enjoy!

368054203 i'm attacrted to my dog. shes a english-bull dog. i know it sounds weird but i think shes so hot. is that weird?

749072991 I used to use my grandma's massager on my dick and would cum from it. She is dead now and I feel bad about it.

936020724 i think hitler was sexy.

702040595 I'm a 32 year old bald man who likes wearing red dresses while sipping pinacoladas :/.

And I'm obsessed with one terrible thought "Run the chickens are coming!".

Help me. Please. Anyone. The chickens are after me. They know where I live.

Great stuff!