Ur: On the Moon, nerds get their pants pulled down and they are spanked with Moonrocks.
Shake: Somebody's a little "bi-curious."
Meatwad: I ain't no "bi-curious"! I'm a man's man!
Shake: Well, not anymore. I've planted the seed of doubt!
Meatwad: You don't say that! I'm a man! And if you all need me I'm going to be in the garage, hanging sheetrock.
Shake: Look at the way he rolls...
Meatwad: Where's my chewin tobacco?
Shake: ...Just like a woman.
Skeeter, the Frat Alien: This is beat. Total sausage party...I think. But we're outta here. Come on, DP, let's go.
DP, the Frat Alien: Well, what else is open? Besides your mouth...when you're like kissing on some gay dude and like holding his muscles, cuz his arms just are like wrapped around you...and you feel like so safe cuz you're like, you know, not like you're gay or nothin' but God you just want to like bury yourself in his chest and just live there forever.
Frylock: You know what tonight is?
Carl: Yeah the night I'm downloading porn at 14 kilobytes a second!
Carl: Ha! I'm just kidding. I got a cable modem back here.
Carl: Meat-man... ever since my son was... never born, because I've never had consensual sex without money involved... I've always kind of looked at you as... a thing, that I could live next to... in accordance with state laws.
Carl: Okay, Candy, I guess we're NOT in America. I guess I'm not ALLOWED to pay for sex with pennies.