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[atomsk]

since that other thread mentioned okcupid.com, i thought "lets see what turns up when i search 'video games'"

http://www.okcupid.com/profile?tuid=718001633849860628

wtf :lol

 

[Wellington]

I am SO responding. Her inbox will be FULL of hate from me alone. Revenge is a bitch.... just like you!

 

[Ninja Scooter]

keep lookin, bitch.

 

[Aruarian Reflection]

I don't get it, is this supposed to be a joke? If this is real, she's lying, because she does smoke.

 

[CB3]

I am SO responding. Her inbox will be FULL of hate from me alone. Revenge is a bitch.... just like you!

:lol :lol :lol Thats fucked up :lol

 

[SonicMegaDrive]

I don't know what to say.

On the one hand, I find her program very annoying.


On the other, I think she has pretty good taste, looking over her profile.


Hmmmmmm

 

[Triumph]

She likes Xenosaga?

UNCLEAN

 

[shuri]

I am SO responding. Her inbox will be FULL of hate from me alone. Revenge is a bitch.... just like you!

WTF? She never answered your desperates pleas for attention on their message board or something?

 

[Timo]

sh'es hornier than most girls her age.


awesome.

 

[SonicMegaDrive]

I don't get it, is this supposed to be a joke? If this is real, she's lying, because she does smoke.

More than likely fake.

I'm sure she's able to find a good man without resorting to something like okcupid.com

 

[Wellington]

WTF? She never answered your desperates pleas for attention on their message board or something?

She dissed me a few E3s ago.

 

[mj1108]

At the bottom it says she's 48% slutty.

 

[siege]

I took her quiz...

Please Don't Bother
you scored a 49 % on this silly test!
we didn't click on a whole bunch, man. give it up. you're just not what i'm looking for. go find someone else, and please leave me be. i'm waiting for my prince charming, and i promise, my prince charming will do much better on this than you did.

 

[whytemyke]

dude, admit it. you guys would nail the shit out of her like she was your own princess peach.

"ITS-A ME! MARIO!!! UGHHHHHHHHyeaaahhhhhh *insert sound from going into a pipe and cue underworld music*":lol


(on a sidenote, i wonder if those xplay fanboys really think that leaving good comments are gonna get them some, uh, xplay? *cough* *cricket* I'll be here all night. Don't forget to tip your waittress)

 

[Sapiens]

Do you think she still has her penis?

 

[Rorschach]

that's a chick?!

 

[SonicMegaDrive]

Do you think she still has her penis?

:lol :lol :lol

 

[typhonsentra]

She dissed me a few E3s ago.

Who are you IRL, and why would she do that?

 

[ronito]

Wookie pa nub!

 

[onion_pixy]

She dissed me a few E3s ago.

hahahah well what did you expect? Why would she talk to you? Or anyone else? She's an actress, paid to look good on camera. She's not hired to be nice to losers.

 

[Wellington]

hahahah well what did you expect? Why would she talk to you? Or anyone else? She's an actress, paid to look good on camera. She's not hired to be nice to losers.

Well of course not, that's why she would never talk to you. Fact of the matter is I got a pic with Adam, who was mad cool in person, and I asked her and she refused it in a mean way. A simple no would have sufficed.

I did get a pic with Gary Coleman though.

 

[CB3]

Well of course not, that's why she would never talk to you. Fact of the matter is I got a pic with Adam, who was mad cool in person, and I asked her and she refused it in a mean way. A simple no would have sufficed.

I did get a pic with Gary Coleman though.

:lol That dude is always there

 

[pj]

San francisco, eh?

Her commute to the LA g4 studios must be a bitch

 

[Matlock]

I'd hit it, then produce a picture from the pocket of my pants. I'd set it beside her, look back and forth a couple of times, then exclaim

OH MY FUCK I JUST HAD SEX WITH STEINER

 

[bobjuice]

Well of course not, that's why she would never talk to you. Fact of the matter is I got a pic with Adam, who was mad cool in person, and I asked her and she refused it in a mean way. A simple no would have sufficed.

I did get a pic with Gary Coleman though.

Well, good to see you've moved on and gotten over it.

 

[bjork]

Fake, considering her blog is written with actual punctuation, and one of the six must-haves is anime...

I still say that she = 8====D though

edit - I just realized I'm no authority on fake profiles... so I *think* it's fake.

 

[element]

i'm a quiz whore..

:lol :lol :lol

 

[Odoul]

This "lady" is so gross. How can you have someone be eyecandy when they all they do is slay wood?

 

[Ponn]

I took her quiz...

Please Don't Bother
you scored a 49 % on this silly test!
we didn't click on a whole bunch, man. give it up. you're just not what i'm looking for. go find someone else, and please leave me be. i'm waiting for my prince charming, and i promise, my prince charming will do much better on this than you did.

HAHA I totally scored a 64 percent! Shes hot for me




Not really *cries silently in corner*

 

[Cauliflower of Love]

that's a chick?!

nope.

 

[ChrisReid]

More than likely fake.

Of course it's fake. How could anyone think it's real?

 

[Diablos]

Go Ahead
you scored a 64 % on this silly test!
well we obviously click on some things. don't try to seduce me, though, it's not gonna work. i'm impervious to seduction. tee hee. anyway, drop me a line, if you feel like we do connect.

Morgan is a little slutty

" The Punching bag"
You are 82 fuckable!
Yeah, you're fuckable. Probably fucked, too. You can be so wild sometimes that you may even be, well, how should I put this nicely, easy. Wild and kinky is good, but you should lean to use it in maderation. Hold out a bit when it comes to having sex with a new person. You don't have to let it all hang out! Sure, people want you, but it's probably because they know they could have you. It's ok to play hard-to-get once and a while. In fact, it makes you even sexier!

 

[Raistlin]

63% ...

 

[whytemyke]

you guys are so full of shit. she's just getting the MGS2 type hate.... hate her cuz its cool.

i will persevere. and if she has a penis, well.... I'll star in The Crying Game 2

 

[Keyser Soze]

You scored higher than 63% on super-coolness

:lol

 

[TheQueen'sOwn]

"My test tracked 1 variable... How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 99% on super-coolness"

Damn straight!


and:

Go Right On Ahead
you scored a 73 % on this silly test!
hey there, we click on a lot of things, not a LOT, LOT, but that's asking a little too much methinks. so go ahead and drop me a message if you want to, i'll be glad to hear from ya!

 

[aoi tsuki]

i'd hit it given the chance, as would most of the haters here. And in the event of penis, from the back.

Also, i'd secretly tape it then blackmail her later.

Edit: Especially if she had a penis.

 

[dskillzhtown]

She was a bitch to me a few years back but, I probably would still hit it if given the chance. Something about big boobs on a thin frame does it for me. Plus there is that whole, "I am fucking a chick from TV" thing.

 

[Diablos]

She was a bitch to me a few years back but, I probably would still hit it if given the chance. Something about big boobs on a thin frame does it for me. Plus there is that whole, "I am fucking a chick from TV" thing.

What did she do? CK told me [edit: he already said it]. I admire his bravery. What a snob she is. She's cute, but that's about it.

 

[MaverickX9]

Well of course not, that's why she would never talk to you. Fact of the matter is I got a pic with Adam, who was mad cool in person, and I asked her and she refused it in a mean way. A simple no would have sufficed.

What a bitch.

I've always wished I could be Steven Spielberg for a day and just go around fucking with everybody who thought they were tough shit. I'd ask Morgan Webb for a picture and when she said yes, I'd be like:

FUCK YOU BITCH! YOU SHOULD BE ASKING ME FOR THE FUCKING PICTURE! GET OUT OF MY GOD DAMN SIGHT BEFORE I HAVE YOUR HEAD RIPPED OFF AND PUNTED ACROSS THE FUCKING ROOM!

That would be the greatest feeling in the world.

 

[Diablos]

What a bitch.

I've always wished I could be Steven Spielberg for a day and just go around fucking with everybody who thought they were tough shit. I'd ask Morgan Webb for a picture and when she said yes, I'd be like:

FUCK YOU BITCH! YOU SHOULD BE ASKING ME FOR THE FUCKING PICTURE! GET OUT OF MY GOD DAMN SIGHT BEFORE I HAVE YOUR HEAD RIPPED OFF AND PUNTED ACROSS THE FUCKING ROOM!

That would be the greatest feeling in the world.

Heh.

It really shouldn't come as a surprise. Think about it, she's a geek goddess. There's one of her and millions of guys with similar interests. Morgan Webb is a rare breed with lots of exposure in the gaming world.

Which is kind of lame, because acting like a prissy snob while bragging about how much you love Final Fantasy makes you a big dork too.

 

[FiRez]

that's a chick?!

I think she looks like one of the actress of CSI

 

[whytemyke]

i'd hit it given the chance, as would most of the haters here. And in the event of penis, from the back.

Also, i'd secretly tape it then blackmail her later.

Edit: Especially if she had a penis.

you need this pic, too...

 

[Mupepe]

If she'd let me, I'd date her. I'd leave my wife for her :X Not really, but I'd give a dollar or two for a night of consentual sex with her... possibly even if it's not consensual

 

[Hooker]

You scored 76% on super-coolness




*talks to self*


You big stud, you!

 

[Red Blaster]

I friend of mine who worked with her a few times while he was at TechTV said that she's "a slight notch above a casual gamer". So she's a fake anyway, guess she likes to sleep at night knowing that 1000s of obese kids in anime shirts fantasize about penetrating her.

 

[aoi tsuki]

I friend of mine who worked with her a few times while he was at TechTV said that she's "a slight notch above a casual gamer". So she's a fake anyway, guess she likes to sleep at night knowing that 1000s of obese kids in anime shirts fantasize about penetrating her.

Not related to your post at all, but i'd just like to point out that in this thread where people are saying Morgan may have a penis, your name is as appropriate as "shemale". Which is pretty appropriate.

 

[GDJustin]

Well of course not, that's why she would never talk to you. Fact of the matter is I got a pic with Adam, who was mad cool in person, and I asked her and she refused it in a mean way. A simple no would have sufficed.

That EXACT same thing happened to me, to a T. Adam was very nice, she was a fucking prima donna.

 

[Bobety]

you scored a 71 % on this silly test!
hey there, we click on a lot of things, not a LOT, LOT, but that's asking a little too much methinks. so go ahead and drop me a message if you want to, i'll be glad to hear from ya!

meh

You scored higher than 99% on super-coolness

FUCK YEAH O'DOYLE RULES

 

[whytemyke]

holy shit:




she has a manjaw, but you guys are full of shit if you wouldn't tap that til tuesday. fuck.

Edit: I find it hilarious, by the way, that with the amount of people from G4 who comb this site, that this thread could easily get back to her.... in which case, we need to lock this mofo and just start a flame thread about her. Like Hate Thread: Morgan Webb edition, haha