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you scored a 79 % on this silly test!
hey there, we click on a lot of things, not a LOT, LOT, but that's asking a little too much methinks. so go ahead and drop me a message if you want to, i'll be glad to hear from ya!

Right...

My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 90% on super-coolness

Bwahrhahrahrahraraha.

Aw :(
 
whytemyke said:
"ITS-A ME! MARIO!!! UGHHHHHHHHyeaaahhhhhh *insert sound from going into a pipe and cue underworld music*":lol


(on a sidenote, i wonder if those xplay fanboys really think that leaving good comments are gonna get them some, uh, xplay? *cough* *cricket* I'll be here all night. Don't forget to tip your waittress)


:lol :lol

Oh and you guys spend way too much time talking about Morgan and not enough talking about Diane!

Anyone here worked with Diane before? Impressions?
 
I love it when people bag on girls that are way out of their league. You can say all you want about her, but if she came up to one of you haters as just some girl and not MORGAN WEBB, you'd be all about it.
 
can we even be sure it really her??

I mean I did a search of Friendster for her once, and about 17 different Morgan Webb's popped up with a different pic of Morgan..

Same thing happend with Cat Schwartz.
 
whytemyke said:
holy shit:




she has a manjaw, but you guys are full of shit if you wouldn't tap that til tuesday. fuck.

Edit: I find it hilarious, by the way, that with the amount of people from G4 who comb this site, that this thread could easily get back to her.... in which case, we need to lock this mofo and just start a flame thread about her. Like Hate Thread: Morgan Webb edition, haha

Defend it all you want, but I wouldn't fuck her with another man's dick with someone else pushing. Aint no god damn way.

She looks like a guy with a terrible tit job. Her personality is annoying and if I had the chance to date the bitch I'd leave her at the restaurant...no cab fair either. hell, beats wanting to punch in the said man jaw.

There were/are much better looking women on G4. Ronilynn Riley was quite attractive... too bad she had the personality of a card board cut out.
 
Morgan needs to get a Mariah Carey style boob enhancement. Do they pay her enough at G4 for that?
 
commish said:
I love it when people bag on girls that are way out of their league. You can say all you want about her, but if she came up to one of you haters as just some girl and not MORGAN WEBB, you'd be all about it.

Hah, pretty much.
 
commish said:
I love it when people bag on girls that are way out of their league. You can say all you want about her, but if she came up to one of you haters as just some girl and not MORGAN WEBB, you'd be all about it.
:lol Seriously.

Sometimes, this is the image in my head when I see guys on here talking about how fat/nasty/ugly someone is.

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"Nah, I would never hit that! She's too fat and really isn't that good looking either. Morgan Webb? Please. She's so ugly. Even I could date that girl if I wanted to, but she has such a manface. I'd be ashamed of myself if I took her out with me in public."
 
commish said:
I love it when people bag on girls that are way out of their league. You can say all you want about her, but if she came up to one of you haters as just some girl and not MORGAN WEBB, you'd be all about it.


The thing is she wouldn't be out of the league of most guys. She's exceedingly average. If it weren't for her being on a show that appeals to the geek culture (face it guys, that's us!) you probably wouldn't give her a second look.
 
Morgan Webb is still ugly after being airbrushed by the masters, and her personality matches her manjaw, by all accounts. Diablos, STFU.


(She's not *that* ugly, but this crap about trying to force others to praise her as some goddess of gaming nerds is a joke. Let people appreciate who they want to.)
 
Outcast2004 said:
The thing is she wouldn't be out of the league of most guys. She's exceedingly average. If it weren't for her being on a show that appeals to the geek culture (face it guys, that's us!) you probably wouldn't give her a second look.
Exactly. It's the show and her being so tied into geek culture that makes her feel like such a princess.
 
Outcast2004 said:
The thing is she wouldn't be out of the league of most guys. She's exceedingly average. If it weren't for her being on a show that appeals to the geek culture (face it guys, that's us!) you probably wouldn't give her a second look.

I still maintain that if she came on to you in real life, you wouldn't say, "sorry, I wouldn't fuck you with another man's dick with someone else pushing. You look like a man with a terrible tit job." Bagging on Morgan is fun fun fun, everyone does it, but some people act like she's one of the ugliest people on earth, which is just silly to suggest. She is not bad looking; not "uber hot", per se, but there are more girls that are uglier than her than there are prettier than her.

Man, I sound like a Morgan fan-boy :(
 
Yeah, I get annoyed with shit like this. :P I don't think anything bothers me more than how woman are treated. It really makes me sick when there's a thread with a bunch of almost flawless-looking women and people actually say things like "she needs breast implants" or, the new one I heard "she could use some ass implants" and they actually mean it.

No, she's not a gaming princess. I wish she would STFU once and a.. lot. But she is in no way ugly. I wish I lived in the world that half of the gaming dorks on forums do where the only good looking/hot girls are flawless models/celebrities with fake tits.
 
commish said:
I still maintain that if she came on to you in real life, you wouldn't say, "sorry, I wouldn't fuck you with another man's dick with someone else pushing. You look like a man with a terrible tit job." Bagging on Morgan is fun fun fun, everyone does it, but some people act like she's one of the ugliest people on earth, which is just silly to suggest. She is not bad looking; not "uber hot", per se, but there are more girls that are uglier than her than there are prettier than her.

Man, I sound like a Morgan fan-boy :(


actually.. I would. if her personality is as bad as the publicity makes it out to be I'd run that snotty bitch into the ground. If there's one thing that irritates me, it's a swelled ego. I have NO problem in letting people know what I think of them. I'm kind and very respectful..until it's time not to be.

What I find funny is you are disputing MY opinion. lol

I find her unattractive, if you find her attractive thats all good. But do trying to convince the rest of us who cant stand her otherwise.

I agree with Zeo, ti bugs me to no end that people rag on other's apperances to a vicious degree. Normally I wont do that. I appreciate a beautiful woman as much as the next guy, but in Morgan's case there's just too much working against her.
 
Matlock said:
I'd hit it, then produce a picture from the pocket of my pants. I'd set it beside her, look back and forth a couple of times, then exclaim

OH MY FUCK I JUST HAD SEX WITH STEINER

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"I give you a 3 out of 5, stud."
 
Outcast2004 said:
actually.. I would. if her personality is as bad as the publicity makes it out to be I'd run that snotty bitch into the ground. If there's one thing that irritates me, it's a swelled ego. I have NO problem in letting people know what I think of them. I'm kind and very respectful..until it's time not to be.

What I find funny is you are disputing MY opinion. lol

I find her unattractive, if you find her attractive thats all good. But do trying to convince the rest of us who cant stand her otherwise.

I agree with Zeo, ti bugs me to no end that people rag on other's apperances to a vicious degree. Normally I wont do that. I appreciate a beautiful woman as much as the next guy, but in Morgan's case there's just too much working against her.

Are we talking about her personality, or her looks? I'm pretty sure no one here actually knows her, so to judge her personality by what she does on TV is ridiculous. And disputing people's opinions is what people do on messageboards - imagine that! You argue your side of the case, I argue mine. People can disagree with someone else's opinion, happens all the time ;) If you have a problem with someone disagreeing with your opinion, you shoud probably avoid human contact.

You find her unattractive, and I have no problem with that. There are plenty of people some find attractive that I do not, it's life. And I realize that you were probably employing hyperbole to get across your point that you don't like her, for whatever reason.
 
As someone already noted, there's a good chance she might read this since G4 seems to love the GAF, so Morgan, if you are seeing my words... I still love you.
 
Outcast2004 said:
Defend it all you want, but I wouldn't fuck her with another man's dick with someone else pushing. Aint no god damn way.

She looks like a guy with a terrible tit job. Her personality is annoying and if I had the chance to date the bitch I'd leave her at the restaurant...no cab fair either. hell, beats wanting to punch in the said man jaw.

There were/are much better looking women on G4. Ronilynn Riley was quite attractive... too bad she had the personality of a card board cut out.
Would you come back and post about it, so Wellington would give you some dap? :lol

If you read her blog it states pretty clearly that her and Adam are good friends off the set. (That's where I found one of hte pics of her... did a google search and her blog came up. ugh.) But I mean, Adam isn't exactly King Cool, either. My guess is that she's a bitch at E3 so she doesn't get a guy dressed as Cloud coming up and fapping to her in front of her face.

I dunno if I'd dig a chick that was THAT much into videogames, personally. I think it'd be awesome to sit down and play some games with a chick for a few hours... but if she'd be passing on sex and movies and shit just to sit around and watch toonami or play katamari, well... I guess you could always gator smack her.
 
commish said:
Are we talking about her personality, or her looks? I'm pretty sure no one here actually knows her, so to judge her personality by what she does on TV is ridiculous. And disputing people's opinions is what people do on messageboards - imagine that! You argue your side of the case, I argue mine. People can disagree with someone else's opinion, happens all the time ;) If you have a problem with someone disagreeing with your opinion, you shoud probably avoid human contact.

You find her unattractive, and I have no problem with that. There are plenty of people some find attractive that I do not, it's life. And I realize that you were probably employing hyperbole to get across your point that you don't like her, for whatever reason.


There was a bit of hyberbole, I admit.

Trust me, I'd tell that bitch to hit the bricks pretty damn quick. FROM WHAT I'VE READ from people HERE that have met her, is that her personality is as ugly as her face. That just makes a double whammy for me.

Morgan if you are reading this looking for material for your shitty show, keep this in mind;
You work for a shitty channel that's well on it's way to extinction and should be thankful as hell that ANYONE know who you are. There's no room to treat people like shit because they want to snap a pic with you. Get a clue skank.

BTW, tell those fuckers to get rid of "The Whip Set", talk about some shit that doesn't belong...
 
Outcast2004 said:
You work for a shitty channel that's well on it's way to extinction and should be thankful as hell that ANYONE know who you are.
cant say i disagree here. shes a fish with big tits in a small pond.
 
She was pretty uppity at E3. I remember my boy Dan Kayser sat next to her at the Sony conference or something and was just being cordial (he's a super nice guy, does stuff for GameTrailers.com GTTV or whatever theyre called now) and she totally blew him off. She was snooty when we saw her outside Nintendo too.

But I do think she's pretty hot, even with the manjaw.
 
Why do people keep bagging on how manly she looks? I thought many guys here liked manliness in their significant others? Ain't this the "gay-ming age" forums?
 
Forgotten_Taco said:
She does have a man jaw!
Wow, i never noticed with all the Steiner references and previous manjaw comments :/

Those who hate on her need to post a complete history of the women they've laid. She's not a ten but there's much worse out there.
 
commish said:
What about Jennifer Garner... people say she has a man-jaw too.
Freaky. When I was finished with the internets last night this was one of the last threads I was reading and then went to fall asleep with Alias on in the background, and putting two and two together I noticed Jennifer Garner's jawline. I don't give a shit about either of the mentioned ladies' jaws but I just thought it was funny you mentioned it when I fell asleep thinking of manjaw.[/livejournal]
 
aoi tsuki said:
Wow, i never noticed with all the Steiner references and previous manjaw comments :/

Those who hate on her need to post a complete history of the women they've laid. She's not a ten but there's much worse out there.
EXACTLY! I mean, she's not scorchin' or anything but she's definitely hotter than most people in here could hope to end up with, myself included. Plus she plays videogames and digs cartoons, which is definitely cooler than most guys in here will ever end up with, sans-attitude anyways.
 
Some harsh comments in here. Really, why bash some TV personality's looks over the internet? What if "post your picture" threads allowed the same type of behavior? Then again, I suppose that's the price of celebrity...
 
All the Morgan Webb haters are called out now. Post pics of your girlfriends immediately, I want to see how awesomely hot your standards really are.
 
trippingmartian said:
Some harsh comments in here. Really, why bash some TV personality's looks over the internet? What if "post your picture" threads allowed the same type of behavior? Then again, I suppose that's the price of celebrity...
I think it'd be hilarious if G4 went and grabbed some embarrassing photos from said threads, coupled them with comments made in this thread by the same posters and aired them for all 17 of their viewers' delight.
 
Really though.. It seems like alot of people aren't just hating on her looks from what I've read. Seems to be with her personality of what they have seen, heard and know. Alot of people's judgement on looks are affected by personality. So if they think she's a snooty bitch, not everyone will find her attractive for that.

Face wise and everything, she seems pretty average to me. I've never really watched G4, maybe a couple times. But there was something about her on G4 that annoyed me so.. .: shrugs :. Plus hearing what other people have to say about her being a bitch.. That would definately take her attractiveness down.

As for her being too good for everyone else.. I'd have to agree with the fact that the only reason she would be is because of the fact that she's on TV. I've seen plenty of girls alot more attractive than that..

Though really, what it all comes down to is a person's type I suppose. Not everyone has the same taste, people like different things. So I suppose just because she's not attractive to some people, doesn't mean she's not attractive to others. :)

Why'd I reply to this thread? :lol
 
btf1980 said:
Why do people keep bagging on how manly she looks? I thought many guys here liked manliness in their significant others? Ain't this the "gay-ming age" forums?

Countdown to ban in 5......4.......3........
 
MrAngryFace said:
Id love to hear how this forum rates itself for that matter.
Ooooh it's MrAngryFace going against the grain! He's so controversial and his one liners are so poignant! :P

Just because I'm ugly as sin, doesn't mean that I can't see beauty or lack thereof on anyone else. If someone is brought up as "gorgeous" or a "goddess" there's going to be some backlash and there's going to be some people that agree. Beauty is subjective. Just because you find her incredibly attractive, doesn't mean that everyone else will. Deal with it.
 
You all must understand where she's coming from. No, I don't condone her bitchiness. However I'm sure she was nice at the beginning until thousands of fat nerds bumrushed her, asking what games she likes, what she thinks about animé, how they'd leave their ugly girlfriends for her, how she's the perfect woman, if they can have a lock of her hair, etc.

That will shape a person's reaction to people. That is how it is. You'd be quite foolish to expect otherwise. She probably has no idea how to differentiate the fat stalker nerds from regular guys who just wants to meet someone who have similar interests. I've seen what happens to poor girls when some gaming doofus finds out she plays a game once in a while. Its sad and pitiful.

Adam is a guy in a men dominated subject. I'm sure he doesn't get thousands, if not millions of e-mails, letters, and e-wishes from geeks wanting sexual proposals, if not more.
 
I'm slightly overweight, lazy, and don't shave nearly enough... and I STILL say she's not sexy... but she looks ok and that last photo isn't bad... even though it's obviously got some airbrushing going on.... she doesn't have enough meat for my tastes....
 
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