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Most Annoying Songs EVER

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Leon

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That was what it took to get to the top of the charts. Many people died that day.

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Grizzlyjin

Grizzlyjin

Supersonic, idiotic, disconnecting, not respecting, who would really ever wanna go and top that
Boogie9IGN said:
Britney Spears - Toxic

That goddamn screeching noise pisses me off
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Mardi Gras must have been hell on earth for you, every freaking club was playing Toxic constantly.

The song that plays during those Six Flags commercials is bothering me...real bad.
 
Boogie9IGN

Boogie9IGN

Member
Grizzlyjin said:
The song that plays during those Six Flags commercials is bothering me...real bad.
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Hahaha, Venga Boys' Venga Bus is Coming

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THANK YOU LEON, I'VE BEEN DYING TRYING TO FIND THAT SONG

Wait, is that the song where she's talking about a bunch of random shit (People going into coffee houses and kissing and crap)

EDIT: Damnit, not it, I TAKE THE LOVE BACK
 
M

Miguel

Member
Hey man, (what?)
You think you got the game (yeah)
Well check this out
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, do what you do

Chorus:
I'm bout to shake 'N bake ya right thurr (right thurr)
From the three point line, I dont curr (dont curr)
I'm bout to shake 'N bake ya right thurr (right thurr)
Cross over make the whole crowd sturr (crowd sturr)

[Chingy]
I like the way the crowd churr when I lay it up (up)
Like EA Sports I'm in the game 'N playin tough (tough)
The day is on, bout to take it to the hoop
But first, let me come out my warm up suit
I play the court (court), while you fools play the bench
Yo coach dont know, that play didnt make no sense
Pass it, Steal it, its all team work
Cheerleaders on the sideline in they Ching shirts
My dribble is wicked as I drive down the lane
To the hoop, I take it, shake 'n bake it, it aint no thang
Once I get in the game, dont worry bout a thang
But why ima be the MVP with a ring

Chorus:
I'm bout to shake 'N bake ya right thurr (right thurr)
From the three point line, I dont curr (dont curr)
I'm bout to shake 'N bake ya right thurr (right thurr)
Cross over make the whole crowd sturr (crowd sturr)
 
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Vicious

Member
Off the top of my head...

Trapt - Headstrong (or whatever the name is...)
Crazy Town - Butterfly
The Darkness - (I don't know the title, but I guess it's their first hit)
Drowning Pool - Bodies
Three Days Grace - I Hate Everything About You
Evanescence - Bring Me to Life
Fountains of Wayne - Stacy's Mom
Puddle of Mudd - She Hates Me
Hoobastank - The Reason
Kid Rock - Bawitaba (I wonder if I'm even close on the spelling of that)
Nickelback - (all their songs are the same song, so... that one song of theirs.)
P.O.D. - Youth of the Nation
Powerman 5000 - When Worlds Collide
Simple Plan - Addicted
Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff
Linkin Park - (the song that rhymes heal, feel, and real)
 
D

Deleted member 1235

Unconfirmed Member
And all that I can see is just a yellow lemon tree.

da da da
dee dee dee

just another yellow lemon tree.
 
M

Miguel

Member
Vicious said:
Off the top of my head...

Trapt - Headstrong (or whatever the name is...)
Crazy Town - Butterfly
The Darkness - (I don't know the title, but I guess it's their first hit)
Drowning Pool - Bodies
Three Days Grace - I Hate Everything About You
Evanescence - Bring Me to Life
Fountains of Wayne - Stacy's Mom
Puddle of Mudd - She Hates Me
Hoobastank - The Reason
Kid Rock - Bawitaba (I wonder if I'm even close on the spelling of that)
Nickelback - (all their songs are the same song, so... that one song of theirs.)
P.O.D. - Youth of the Nation
Powerman 5000 - When Worlds Collide
Simple Plan - Addicted
Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff
Linkin Park - (the song that rhymes heal, feel, and real)
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Welcome Diablos Jr.
 
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impirius

Member
Chicago - You're the Inspiration
A horrible, vapid song that pisses on the memory of Terry Kath and everything that made Chicago great in the late 60s and early 70s. I get angry every time I hear it.

Honorable Mention:
Aqua - Barbie Girl
What you guys see in that song I'll never know!
 
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Matlock

Banned
Vicious said:
Off the top of my head...

Trapt - Headstrong (or whatever the name is...)
Crazy Town - Butterfly
The Darkness - (I don't know the title, but I guess it's their first hit)
Drowning Pool - Bodies
Three Days Grace - I Hate Everything About You
Evanescence - Bring Me to Life
Fountains of Wayne - Stacy's Mom
Puddle of Mudd - She Hates Me
Hoobastank - The Reason
Kid Rock - Bawitaba (I wonder if I'm even close on the spelling of that)
Nickelback - (all their songs are the same song, so... that one song of theirs.)
P.O.D. - Youth of the Nation
Powerman 5000 - When Worlds Collide
Simple Plan - Addicted
Limp Bizkit - Break Stuff
Linkin Park - (the song that rhymes heal, feel, and real)
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So pretty much, you just copy and pasted random titles off of the Billboard charts for the past five years.
 
G

Greekboy

Banned
That LFO "Summer Girls" song

That lame country hick duet with Kid Rock and Sheryl Crow

"Mmmbop" from Hanson

Any "Nickelback" song.

And that current "Hoobastank" song.....


...more later
 
DCharlie

DCharlie

And even i am moderately surprised
"I'm rockin a bmx bike
I'm rockin a muscle head car
I freestyle where ever I go woah-oh
I don't cry whenever I fall

And I can run as fast as anyone I know
My heart is strong, I'll be the one who takes control
But it's no woah-woh woah-woh woah-woh
And it's no woah-woh woah-woh woah-woh

I'm working 3 really cool jobs
I'm paving then I wash cars
I'm cleaning, I keep my hair long
So I'll play you a rock'n'roll song

And I can run as fast as anyone I know
My heart is strong, I'll be the one who takes control
But it's no woah-woh woah-woh woah-woh
And it's no woah-woh woah-woh woah-woh

And I can run as fast as anyone I know
I'm not the one he seems to want, so I am alone
But it's no woah-woh woah-woh woah-woh
And it's no woah-woh woah-woh woah-woh
And it's no woah-woh woah-woh woah-woh
And it's no woah-woh woah-woh woah-woh
And it's no woah-woh woah-woh woah-woh"


This song makes me want to f*cking vomit.
 
M

MIMIC

Banned
Nitty - "Nasty Girl"

Nice try to update an older song, but the lyrics are so teeth-grindingly annoying that is fucks up the entire attempt.

BTW, why would anyone want a "nasty girl?" The equivalent of a nasty girl is a prostitute, choc-full of STDs.

But I think "naughty girl" was already taken. :)
 
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Desperado

Member
impirius said:
Chicago - You're the Inspiration
A horrible, vapid song that pisses on the memory of Terry Kath and everything that made Chicago great in the late 60s and early 70s. I get angry every time I hear it.
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omg... IAWTP
 
L

Litigation Manuel

Member
Eiffel 69- I'm Blue (abu di abu dabi)

Seriously, when this came out, and the school had the annual talent show, there had to have been about 6 groups of prepubescent girls lip syncing to this song. I can't even express the contempt I felt. Worst. Song. Ever.
 
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MrPing1000

Member
Joe Dolce - Shaddap You Face

Yet again proving that the Uk single buying public are all under the age of 15 and are retarded
 
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iapetus

Scary Euro Man
The Faceless Master said:
Alien Ant Farm - Smooth Criminal

WORST..

COVER..

EVER..
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I'm firmly of the belief that everyone is entitled to their opinion. But in a world that contains William Shatner, your opinion is wrong.
 
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calder

Member
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Mary anne and wanda were the best of friends
All through their high school days
Both members of the 4h club
Both active in the ffa
After graduation mary anne went out lookin’
For a bright new world
Wanda looked all around this town
And all she found was earl

Well it wasn’t two weeks
After she got married that
Wanda started gettin’ abused
She put on dark glasses and long sleeved blouses
And make-up to cover a bruise
Well she finally got the nerve to file for divorce
She let the law take it from there
But earl walked right through that restraining order
And put her in intensive care

Right away mary anne flew in from atalnta
On a red eye midnight flight
She held wanda’s hand as they
Worked out a plan
And it didn’t take long to decided

That earl had to die
Goodbye earl
Those black-eyed peas
They tasted all right to me earl
You’re feeling weak
Why don’t you lay down
And sleep earl
Ain’t it dark
Wrapped up in that tarp earl

The cops came to bring earl in
They searched the house
High and low
Then they tipped their hats
And said ’thank you ladies
If you hear from him let us know’

Well the weeks went by and
Spring turned to summer
And summer faded into fall
And it turns out he was a missing person
Who nobody missed al all

So the girls bouth some land
And a roadside stand
Out on highway 109
They sell tennessee ham
And strawberry jame
And they don’t
Lose any sleep at night ’cause

Earl had to die
Goodbye earl
We need a break
Let’s go out to the lake earl
We’ll pack a lunch
And stuff you in the trunk earl
Well is that all right
Good let’s go for a ride
Earl hey
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If there's a more annoying song, or a more incredibly obnoxious/hypnotically awful video, I sure as hell don't want to know about it.

Maybe Meredith Brooks' trite and bizarrely popular (well, I guess dowdy middle aged office workers need to 'rock out' now and then too) "Bitch", but that's about it.
 
D

drohne

hyperbolically metafictive
alanis morrissette - thank you

just the "dis-ILL-UU-SION-MEHEHEHEEENT!" part where alanis pours on the volume and melisma to compensate for her gaping lack of subtlety, taste, musicianship, intelligence, and indeed basic humanity. it's surpassingly vulgar. i just heard it in the supermarket the other day. and it gave me an aneurysm.
 
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