Most Annoying-Sounding Languages?

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American-English if the pronunciation is too exaggerated
The worst is a mixture between British-English and American-English
Russians trying to speak English are mostly also pretty bad, sorry... But yeah, people trying to speak English without speaking it are generally annoying for your ears.

I hate Japanese girls (are there Japanese women ?) squeeling in pleasure or just talking, way too high for my ears.
 
Kevtones said:
Mars Attacks alien language was a bitch to sit through
:lol I was gonna make a thread earlier today proclaiming how awesome it is. The should have a Martian dub of the movie as a special track for the DVD. Burton's best.
 
Luna104 said:
Definitely. The Brussels accent is very very sexy. Alas, I know only one girl from Brussels.

I hate Dutch the way it's spoken in the West. The southern accent is way better. Ever heard someone speak it catfish?

I thought brussels folk were french spoken? God europe is confusing, how can 1 country have 2 languages as official, the parliments must be a nightmare.

I've been to antwerp and heard quite a bit of flemish and some apparently accurate immitations of southern dutch from my dutch instructor, but still havent got away down there. Would like to go somewhere like Maastrict, although I heard that is an actual other dialect, not just accent right?

Also whats up with frieselanders (sp?) is that an actual other language all in itself? NL is so tiny but it's got 1 million languages.
 
ItsInMyVeins said:
How come? Of course, agree with you, but I'm still curious :)

About which part?

Germanic languages usually have many words with vaguely recognisable forms, at least when written, because of the heavy borrowing from well-known languages (greek, latin, French...) or common ancestry with old English words (irregular verbs, for example). They still look exotic, especially with their extra letters in their alphabets (except for Dutch).

As for how they sound, Dutch and German are just too guttural, Dutch be the worse of the bunch. They just sound harsh, no matter who's talking. Someone already mentionned Danish though I think it sounds more like unintelligible mumbling to most. Norwegian is basically Danish with some kind of Swedish pronounciation. In comparison, Swedish just sounds melodic, still a bit weird, but not unpleasant.

I haven't heard much Icelandic so I can't really say.
 
Vietnamese and Cantonese are definite candidates -- I will bet money there's ethnic ties too. And basically any Mandarin that isn't spoken properly -- Taiwan Mandarin (everyone sounds like slow-talking girls), any Chinese Northeastern dialects (they actually have their own topolectal branches and but it's part of the Mandarin family and sounds about as sophisticated as hick talk), Mandarin spoken by Beijing residents (stop the rolling tongues with the 'er' sounds)...basically spoken by anybody that hasn't had an education in broadcasting lol. If they do, then most likely they speak very nicely. I think French sounds okay.
 
Even though it's my mother tounge, Chinese really grates me.

Like others have said, it's a sharp loud abrasive language.

It might be that the only time I really hear chinese comes from my parents and most of the time they're just berating me, so that's probably why I hate it... but even so, I can't help but notice that most chinese speakers are LOUD. Maybe not most, but a good number.

Outside of that, Korean. Bahasa... bahasa sounds crude. Really crude to me. Maybe because I have unresolved racist associations from my child hood. Oh well. Korean sounds like a bad intermingling of bahasa and japanese. A lot of B and M and NG and NYA NGYA etc sounds. Pisses me off.
 
It hasn't been mentionned yet, but Arabic is not too pretty either. Nothing is worse than a bunch of guys arguing amongst themselves (and uisually very loud at that) in Arabic.

Ok, maybe those who do it in Cantonese are just as irritating. :D
 
Instigator:

You explained it kinda good there. I was a bit curios about your relation to the different languages. From my point of view (I'm swedish), I agree with you. I can understand norwegian pretty good, danish is harder. Just like you say, it's much more guttural. I have barely heard Icelandic, so I have no real idea of how it sounds except that it sound very old.
 
Maybe Dutch. I don't think it's annoying as such, it just sounds a bit weird to me. Danish and Estonian sound weird too, but in a funny "I can almost understand what you are saying, but that isn't a real language, is it?" kind of a way.
 
I can speak Russian and Italian quite well though they have a heavy english influence on them, but alas I find them both beautiful.

I can't STAND Japanese language though.
 
Zaptruder said:
Like others have said, it's a sharp loud abrasive language.
Maybe Cantonese, but China has thousands of dialects, most, fortunately, that do not sound like Cantonese. There's at least 10 major topolect families. Cantonese and Mandarin are only two of them. Fujian alone probably has more than a hundred mutually unintelligible dialects.
 
Rlan said:
I hate Asian languages.
Ditto. I don't get all the love for Japanese here. It is very annoying yet most people bring up all asian languages BUT Japanese. Do you guys just like it because of video games and anime? :lol The one thing I find annoying more than the japanese language is Americans who attempt to learn it JUST for video games and anime. :lol

Christopher said:
I can't STAND Japanese language though.
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ItsInMyVeins said:
Instigator:

You explained it kinda good there. I was a bit curios about your relation to the different languages. From my point of view (I'm swedish), I agree with you. I can understand norwegian pretty good, danish is harder. Just like you say, it's much more guttural. I have barely heard Icelandic, so I have no real idea of how it sounds except that it sound very old.

Well, I'm a complete outsider in this department since none of those languages are my own. German is the easiest language to understand because of classes in college and I think German, even in all its ugliness, is quite clearly spoken by native speakers.

I know Scandinavian languages are closely related, they do look quite similar in written form (evident to me even as a kid while reading my Lego instructions :) ), but things are quite different when spoken. Danish and Swedish sound completely different while Norwegian is something inbetween. But bear in mind that this is an opinion from someone who can barely understand any of those languages.

I'm not sure if I can call Danish guttural though as it doesn't have those strong consonants like German and Dutch do. To me, it sounds like someone who had root canal or was stung by a bee on the tongue.
 
Ditto. I don't get all the love for Japanese here. It is very annoying yet most people bring up all asian languages BUT Japanese. Do you guys just like it because of video games and anime? The one thing I find annoying more than the japanese language is Americans who attempt to learn it JUST for video games and anime.

where did you learn your all encompasing Japanese language knowledge?
 
Well, your opinions are quite true, though.

And maybe danish isn't really guttural, but not far from it. When spoken, it sounds a lot more edgy and brutal than swedish (or norwegian for that matter). Personally, I view norwegian as some kind of long-running gag on swedish. It's like they've taken swedish and just pushed it too far, almost like they were trying to make fun of us :D
 
DCharlie said:
where did you learn your all encompasing Japanese language knowledge?
To dislike Japanese I must know all about it? I doubt many here who listed a language is some expert on it. Japanese isn't on some special pedestal that Arabic isn't on.
 
Stele said:
Maybe Cantonese, but China has thousands of dialects, most, fortunately, that do not sound like Cantonese. There's at least 10 major topolect families. Cantonese and Mandarin are only two of them. Fujian alone probably has more than a hundred mutually unintelligible dialects.

I'm mainly talking about Mandarin.
 
Cheebs said:
To dislike Japanese I must know all about it? I doubt many here who listed a language is some expert on it.

I actually like the sound of japanese... because it is phonetic... the romaji translations are very easy to get the sound right... and it just flows. There's a definite rythm to the language that makes it easier on the ears for a lot of people then most other languages.
 
Zaptruder said:
I actually like the sound of japanese... because it is phonetic... the romaji translations are very easy to get the sound right... and it just flows. There's a definite rythm to the language that makes it easier on the ears for a lot of people then most other languages.
Well of course some will enjoy it but it is silly for me to be questioned over my dislike and being told I do not know enough about it when likely every other person who posted a language like Arabic do not know much about it as well. :lol
 
icelandic is a really fun language to read, for me at least(I'm Norwegian).

It's very similar to Norwegian, the words are similar and the grammar is mostly the same, but all the words have a funny twist to them.

Oh, and put a ping-pong ball under your tongue and try to speak Norwegian, it's gonna come out Danish.
 
Zaptruder said:
I'm mainly talking about Mandarin.
Mandarin isn't supposed to abrasive unless you have a really heavy accent. I would go out on limb to say 90% of the Chinese population don't speak proper Mandarin. Hell, over half probably don't speak it at all.
 
Zaptruder said:
I actually like the sound of japanese... because it is phonetic... the romaji translations are very easy to get the sound right... and it just flows. There's a definite rythm to the language that makes it easier on the ears for a lot of people then most other languages.

I disagree. Everyone who speaks Japanese sounds like a little kid. Esp when you hear teen girls talking in Japanese - it's like 10x worse.
 
Cheebs said:
Ditto. I don't get all the love for Japanese here. It is very annoying yet most people bring up all asian languages BUT Japanese. Do you guys just like it because of video games and anime? :lol The one thing I find annoying more than the japanese language is Americans who attempt to learn it JUST for video games and anime. :lol


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I agree with you about the whole videogame/anime thing too is why most people like it, I dunno after it being pushed on me so much from the Japanese Elitst I've grown such a distaste for it.
 
Someone I work with speaks an African language, very grating. Alternates between guttural and tonal, it's sorta nasal, filled with annoying 'n' sounds, seems lacking in vowels... Every time I go to the break room, she's on the phone in there loudly chatting it up in it. Nails on a chalkboard, man.

I very much agree with Cantonese, very cutting and almost abstract. I'll also add Man French... men never sound good speaking it, deep voice + constant nasal lilting tone = eugh. Women sound okay usually, though.

I like Japanese because, for the most part, there's a vowel for every consonant. It has a good balance structurally.
 
Man, so much hate on Chinese! I think it sounds awesome -- I'd kill to be able to speak it.

I don't actually have a flat-out hate for any one language, but I find German sounds pretty abrasive. I still find it pretty interesting, though.
 
Christopher said:
I dunno after it being pushed on me so much from the Japanese Elitst I've grown such a distaste for it.
Same. The Japanese Elitist gamer/anime fans really do more to hurt the language for me than anything. :lol
 
Stele said:
Mandarin isn't supposed to abrasive unless you have a really heavy accent. I would go out on limb to say 90% of the Chinese population don't speak proper Mandarin. Hell, over half probably don't speak it at all.

I don't think we're thinking of the same things when we use the term abrasive.

I don't really know how to describe it other than that it seems to me that the language is typically spoken quite harshly in the way it sounds. It could very well just be negative personal associations... but hey... all this stuff is pretty subjective anyway.

I mean, we could probably derive the best sounding language from some sort of mathematical formula that measures the tonal changes, syllable usage, categorization of sounds in to hard, soft, etc... but that kinda stuff would be beyond our bounds... and I don't think we have anyone doing a post grad in Linguistics here.
 
Shig said:
Someone I work with speaks an African language, very grating. Alternates between guttural and tonal, it's sorta nasal, filled with annoying 'n' sounds, seems lacking in vowels... Every time I go to the break room, she's on the phone in there loudly chatting it up in it. Nails on a chalkboard, man.

I very much agree with Cantonese, very cutting and almost abstract. I'll also add Man French... men never sound good speaking it, deep voice + constant nasal lilting tone = eugh. Women sound okay usually, though.

I like Japanese because, for the most part, there's a vowel for every consonant. It has a good balance structurally.

Oh cmon! How can you not love the cluck? We should have more clucks in our modern languages.

!xobile!

Sounds like *cluck*-bee-leh.
 
Zaptruder said:
I don't really know how to describe it other than that it seems to me that the language is typically spoken quite harshly in the way it sounds. It could very well just be negative personal associations... but hey... all this stuff is pretty subjective anyway.
Yeah, maybe you have just been in the middle of too many family fights.
 
French really bugs me actually, it DOES sound nice but when you realize how many extra letters go unpronounced in each word, it is just frustrating! (I'm a singer and GOD I hate singing in French.)

Cantonese also bugs me...it sounds very halting, in contrast to Korean and Japanese, which have a nice flow to them.

I actually think Arabic is a rather beautiful language. My favorites are probably those in the Indian language family, Telugu and Kannada and such, I just love the accent (not when speaking ENGLISH, just speaking the native language)
 
Thai, without a ****ing doubt. I think the country seems cool, I know a couple of thai folks and they're great, and Tony Jaa is the baddest mother****er ever...but the language is almost unbearable to listen to. :(

(And the thai peoples I know actually agree! That's kinda weird.)
 
Arabic... Im arabic...

When people are yelling and argueing... it's like nails on a chalk board... because they start to spit, and it just turns ugly...

Otherwise... its a ****ing sexy language. Speak it well and the ladies will come. Completely suave.
 
To dislike Japanese I must know all about it? I doubt many here who listed a language is some expert on it. Japanese isn't on some special pedestal that Arabic isn't on.

if you can dis an entire language on what you hear in Anime, then yes - you should at least know how it sounds natively from day to day.

The one thing I find annoying more than the japanese language is Americans who attempt to learn it JUST for video games and anime

this is the second time in a week i've heard this wanky bullshit - someone LEARNS a ****ing language to help them enjoy _their_ hobby and it annoys you?

I'm not sure how much this really is people defending Japanese or how much this is you with a bee up your arse about christ knows ****ing what.

language - it isn't a language - it's an accent - i ****ing hate southern english whining posh toff droll accents... and rough scouse.

and essex/east end accents

"AWWLL VA PEEPAWL SAAA MAAANY PEEPAWL AND VEY ALLL GAAW HENND IN HEND , HEND IN HEND FRU VEEER PAWK LAAAIFF"

tell a lie, i just ****ing hate Blur.
 
Zaptruder said:
Oh cmon! How can you not love the cluck? We should have more clucks in our modern languages.

!xobile!

Sounds like *cluck*-bee-leh.
Nah, hers doesn't have any clicks or anything. Lot of deep 'n' sounds and almost every vowel seems to be 'u'.
 
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