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[Lakitu]

What are yours?

Mine sticks out like a sore thumb.

It was just a normal day, I was around 10-11, and I've been regretting this day for a while. It was late in the afternoon, I think I was suffering from hay fever, yeah so anyways... I was sitting down along with my other classmates and the teacher was talking. I then felt a sneeze coming on, I just thought it'd be a regular old sneeze and I'd get a "bless you" from my classmates, but when the sneezed I sneezed so hard that I let out a HUGE fart at the same time.

The classmates then started to laugh but no biggy, then the room STUNK. BAD. So much in fact that my teacher was forced to leave the room.

So yeah, what are yours?

 

[Kabuki Waq]

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol


As for me ....hmm nothing other than once having my Fly open during class and then having a hot chick come up say "haha look your mailbox is open" i replied with " why were you staring?"

But yes it was fairly embrassing...would have been much easier if the chick was ugly.

 

[AntoneM]

What are yours?

Mine sticks out like a sore thumb.

It was just a normal day, I was around 10-11, and I've been regretting this day for a while. It was late in the afternoon, I think I was suffering from hay fever, yeah so anyways... I was sitting down along with my other classmates and the teacher was talking. I then felt a sneeze coming on, I just thought it'd be a regular old sneeze and I'd get a "bless you" from my classmates, but when the sneezed I sneezed so hard that I let out a HUGE fart at the same time.

The classmates then started to laugh but no biggy, then the room STUNK. BAD. So much in fact that my teacher was forced to leave the room.

So yeah, what are yours?

that was you!?!

 

[EdLuva]

What are yours?

Mine sticks out like a sore thumb.

It was just a normal day, I was around 10-11, and I've been regretting this day for a while. It was late in the afternoon, I think I was suffering from hay fever, yeah so anyways... I was sitting down along with my other classmates and the teacher was talking. I then felt a sneeze coming on, I just thought it'd be a regular old sneeze and I'd get a "bless you" from my classmates, but when the sneezed I sneezed so hard that I let out a HUGE fart at the same time.

The classmates then started to laugh but no biggy, then the room STUNK. BAD. So much in fact that my teacher was forced to leave the room.

So yeah, what are yours?

You so nasty...

 

[Lathentar]

I was in a math class in 8th grade. There were a couple students in the back (me included) who were seperated from the group to learn the material on our own at our own pace. We would have to run to the copy room every once and a while to make copies of the tests we had to take to keep track of our progress.

One day, we had a substitute teacher and I went to leave the room and photocopy the test. The sub looked at me and scolded me for leaving the room without asking, I kinda shrugged it off. He then said, "If you were half as smart as you thought you were, you'd be a genius." The class got quite a laugh at that and my friends haven't dropped the joke since.

 

[dem]

Lets just say an oft used nickname of mine was pubes =|

 

[bjork]

On my very first day of kindergarten, I met my teacher, who was a kind of scary old lady. I remember thinking of her like that witch in Hansel + Gretel.

Anyway, I was nervous or whatever, so I puked... and they used to paint those half-circles on the ground to show where the classroom door would swing open, so people wouldn't walk there... I filled that entire thing up with hot vomit.

One other time, later on.. they used to ring the bell at the end of recess, and you had to freeze, or else you got a ticket or something. I was on a swing when the bell rang, and I opened my hands so that I was not grabbing the swing's chains. The swing's momentum continued, and when it went backwards I was shot out... kind of like how you'd try to swing and jump for distance, except flying backwards, landing in a bunch of sandy dirt.

Nothing too major, though.

 

[Suerte]

Probably when a bird crap landed on my head in the playground, teh awesome.

 

[Ramirez]

Man your story reminds me of the time my friend took a shit a shit on our 8th grade trip and it stunk so bad everyone on the whole got damn floor could smell it :lol :lol

My teacher walked by with a stuff up her nose so she couldn't smell it,my friend was so pissed...those were the days :lol

 

[Chony]

Playing flag football in tear-away pants.

You can leave the rest up to your imagination.

(Some girl tore off my pants in mid game, forcing me to run off the field carrying my pants.)

 

[Deleted member 1235]

There was the time my "friend" put the song "Walk like a man" on the school radio and dedicated it to this girl from me, so then this mean maori bitch started a fist fight with me in front of around 40 people. I was 14 and was painfully aware of the not hitting girls protocol. So I got my ass kicked by a girl. While my friends laughed.

 

[Kave_Man]

Didn't happen to me but to a friend.

It was the end of the first day of grade 9. We were all standing around in the atrium just talking. On this day my friend was wearing his blue tearaways, and some older kids thought it would be hilarious to rip off the tearaways. Now normally you would wear shorts under the tearaways but not him. They ripped them off and he was left there in tighty whiteys; everyone in the atrium formed a circle around him and laughed. A teacher had to come in and help him out.

 

[dem]

The tearaway stories justify me never owning a pair of tearaway pants.

 

[lexy]

Once when I was in second (or maybe third) grade I accidentally called my teacher "mama" in front of the whole class. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. I remember that being a very bizarre moment.

 

[Iceman]

Kindergarten, private school in Puerto Rico, dunce cap, stool in corner of room.

That was so many years ago but it sticks with me.

Other than that I was mister cool throughout the rest of my schooling (sure)

 

[Drexon]

2 words. Involountary. Erection.

 

[Alucard]

I think we've all had those involuntary erections. Well, guys anyways.

Hmm, back in grade 3 or 4, the teacher was doing a reading in the library, we were sitting in a circle, I didn't feel well, and I totally just spewed on the library carper in front of everyone.

 

[Mrjellybeanct]

Back in 12th grade when I ran track I would usually go home during my last period study hall to grab a snack, change, use the bathroom, all that stuff. So one day I need to stay that period to make up a quiz or something, and by the time I finish it's too late to go home.

Just happens to be my lucky day, I need to take the dump of a lifetime. So I go to a bathroom that's usually pretty empty and as I'm walking to it I see a younger kid, 7th grade I think, cleaning the floor of his spilt Power-aid. He looks up at me and I don't think much of it and just go about my bussiness.

So i'm in the stall now and suddenly I hear the kid come in and start taking paper towels. Okay I think to myself, it's too late to go back and find another bathroom, but this kid just needs to grab some paper towels, he'll be gone in a second.

And as i'm sitting there waiting and the kid just keeps pumping out the paper towels like he's going to go clean up the valdez oil spill or something. After what seems like forever I just say screw it and let it go. It's just the longest, loudest, most disturbing thing I've ever produced. I hear the kid out by the sink giggling say "Oohhh MAN!" and I sort laugh it off. He's in middle school, who's he going to tell?

So I finish up and walk out and he just looks up and says "Dude, that was nasty" and I'm like "Yea man, haha"

Later that week I'm at my locker with a bunch of people on the first floor of the High School. (The high school and middle school are seperate, but we share the same art building, so middle school kids are always walking back and forth) So all of a sudden I see the kid coming with a few of his friends and he just walks by, then stops, turns, and goes..

"Oh guys! That's the kid that took the huge dump I was telling you about! Right there!"

I had already told all of my friends, but it was still everyone laughing and pointing, so embarresing and funny at the same time. The rest of that year whenever he passed he would do the same thing. It was pretty funny I have to admit and I had a good time with it, but it was a bit embarresing.

 

[bishoptl]

Eighth grade.
Spaghetti for dinner.
Woke up that morning feeling ill.
Mom sent me to school, believe I was faking.

Math.
First class of the day.
Timmy's tummy is rumbling.
Jerked forward, power-barfing all over the back of the kid in front of me.

I didn't live that down for TWO YEARS.

Partially-digested spaghetti looks uncomfortably like maggots, btw.

 

[Particle Physicist]

Once when I was in second (or maybe third) grade I accidentally called my teacher "mama" in front of the whole class. Everyone laughed, including the teacher. I remember that being a very bizarre moment.

:lol

 

[Megafoo Chavez]

I shit my pants when i was a junior when i came to school with the flu. I was in the middle of class very sick. I sneezed hard and shot green diarrhea all over myself. It was so embarrasing. I got up and held my ass with my hand. Everyone was laughing. I rolled up on the floor and started to cry. I couldn't believe this was happening to me. Eventually my parents came and took me home.

 

[Alucard]

Eighth grade.
Spaghetti for dinner.
Woke up that morning feeling ill.
Mom sent me to school, believe I was faking.

Math.
First class of the day.
Timmy's tummy is rumbling.
Jerked forward, power-barfing all over the back of the kid in front of me.

I didn't live that down for TWO YEARS.

Partially-digested spaghetti looks uncomfortably like maggots, btw.

Well, you got me beat. I got pure library carpet with my puking, you got the back of a damn kid. It would have more hilarious if you were at the very back of the class and had started a domino barfing effect! I know I want to throw up when I see someone else spew.

 

[bjork]

Eighth grade.
Spaghetti for dinner.
Woke up that morning feeling ill.
Mom sent me to school, believe I was faking.

Math.
First class of the day.
Timmy's tummy is rumbling.
Jerked forward, power-barfing all over the back of the kid in front of me.

I didn't live that down for TWO YEARS.

Partially-digested spaghetti looks uncomfortably like maggots, btw.

Somehow, I know Bish still managed to be a smooth mother whilst hurling on someone. :lol

 

[AntoneM]

I just remembered mine, thanks guys...

It was Freshmen year of college and my English, yes English, the professor was making us a do speech despite the fact that a separate speech class was required to graduate anyway, so it's not like she was doing us an favors. Anyway, I didn't really like her nor did I enjoy the class so I put off writing the speech until the night before.

I was prepared, I had my topic, I had my visual aid, I had my Vivarin I just needed to write the thing. It turns out eh Vivarin was necessary since 2 buddies of mine were also pulling all niters and we went out to Perkins that night, but I'm getting side tracked. At day break I had a finished speech all 3 minutes of a 5 minute speech.

Forward to English class and I'm not feeling so good, I had taken 4 vivarin in the course of one night, I had taken 2-3 in one night before without any problems, but I had also heard stories that they can make you sick. It' time to give my speech, the professor calls my name and I bolt for the door got about 10 feet and let it all out, yes all the Perkins I had eaten that night came erupting out of my mouth in the middle of the hall, to make matters worse it was near the end of class so there a bunch of people waiting for their class to begin.

To put some closure on the subject, it was the last assignment of the semester, it was the last day we could give a speech, and without it I would have failed, so I cleaned myself up, went back into the class and gave a perfectly shitty speech, for which I got a B. Moral of the story: sometimes it's better to be sick than good

 

[marsomega]

Playing flag football in tear-away pants.

You can leave the rest up to your imagination.

(Some girl tore off my pants in mid game, forcing me to run off the field carrying my pants.)

Why in the world, would you wear such clothing for anything besides being the "running gag" in some comedy skit? Not only you, but everyone else in this thread who's embarrasing moment starts with them wearing tear-away pants. Think to yourself again. When you started talking about your moment didn't it occur to you that you got what you had comming when you started your story with "I was wearing tear-away pants"?

 

[bjork]

It was Freshmen year of college and my English, yes English teacher was making us a do speech despite the fact that speech was required to graduate anyway, so it's not like she was doing us an favors. Moral of the story: sometimes it's better to be sick than good

It's better to work smart than work hard. Example:

For my AP English class during my senior year, we had a final project that counted for 50% of the course grade. It was a paper with a presentation on an art or an artist.

For weeks, people were scraping and pulling all this crap together about these subjects, reading big ass art books, and having all these funky discussions about their project. When they'd ask me about mine, I'd shrug it off and say it was a secret, when in truth I had yet to start on it. I didn't work on it until the night before, and I had it polished off in about one hour.

The day of the presentation comes, and people are going on about composers and painters, and you can tell that despite all the work they put into it, they just skimmed stuff and didn't know what they were talking about.

I go up there, and I'm like, "My chosen artform is professional wrestling." The class had a collective look of disgust mixed with surprise. A kid raised his hand and he goes, "He can't choose that, can he?" The teacher looks at me, and I go, "Well, you guys know I like wrestling, and you're always quick to point out that it's fake. As such, they're acting in your book, and ACTING is one of the arts we could choose, is it not?"

I went on to give my little presentation, complete with drawings of wrestling rings and explanations of storylines, etc. Got a perfect score on the paper and the presentation, too. It's like Scrooge McDuck said on DuckTales, you got to "be smarter than the smarties and tougher than the toughies."

:does a Barry Horowitz self-pat-on-the-back.

 

[Drexon]

Fine, I'll change my story. It was when someone spray painted 'I love <name>' in big colors over the class bathroom and everyone knew it was the wierd fat girl.

 

[tt_deeb]

I shit my pants when i was a junior when i came to school with the flu. I was in the middle of class very sick. I sneezed hard and shot green diarrhea all over myself. It was so embarrasing. I got up and held my ass with my hand. Everyone was laughing. I rolled up on the floor and started to cry. I couldn't believe this was happening to me. Eventually my parents came and took me home.

Ouch! :lol

Same sort of thing happened to me in third grade but it wasn't during class, I just walked right to the nurse's office.

 

[Pochacco]

8th grade - I wore white jeans to school (they were "in" at the time).
Unfortunately, I got my first period that day... it was pretty visible. Even worse, I'M A GUY

 

[NetMapel]

8th grade - I wore white jeans to school (they were "in" at the time).
Unfortunately, I got my first period that day... it was pretty visible. Even worse, I'M A GUY

WTF ? Period !? WHAT !?

 

[Alucard]

WTF ? Period !? WHAT !?

I also confused. Bleeding of the penis? Anus bleed? Whaaaaaa?

 

[kumanoki]

????

 

[AntoneM]

8th grade - I wore white jeans to school (they were "in" at the time).
Unfortunately, I got my first period that day... it was pretty visible. Even worse, I'M A GUY

and then they told them to go the 9th floor, and the woman replied that there wasn't a 9th floor :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[SlickWilly223]

I'll never forget the time I didn't wear a jacket while going to school freshman year. My mom was yelling at me to wear a jacket all morning, but I'm all "Yo mom, it's like 50 degrees out. I can handle it, woman."

The bus was coming, I ran out the door without a jacket on.

Before I step on the bus, my mom comes BURSTING through our front door with a jacket in her right hand, yelling "GET THIS THING ON YOU IDIOT!!" She walks in front of the bus, hands me the jacket, points at me and yells "THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DONT WEAR YOUR FRIGGIN' JACKET!"

Bus driver laughed. Friends laughed. Everyone laughed but me. Awful.

 

[Pochacco]

and then they told them to go the 9th floor, and the woman replied that there wasn't a 9th floor :lol :lol :lol :lol

:lol 9th floor! :lol

...

 

[kumanoki]

Second grade- My teacher was a sweetheart, but loved to teach us music and make us do performances in front of the school. You can probably see where this is going. She had several of us memorizing poems to read, and I had the longest one. Push comes to shove and I'm on stage and totally blank. Instead of doing something smart like humming the rest of the way through or bowing, I yelled out into the crowd, "I forgot my lines!"
No one let me live that down until I transferred schools in fifth grade.

 

[LakeEarth]

I think my story is not so much embarrasing since I didn't even realize I did it. One time I opened a door to leave the school, completely hitting a girl with crutches. Just knocked her back flat on the ground. Worse yet, I didn't even know I did that, and walked away casually. I heard yelling behind me, but it wasn't till the next day when someone told me what I did.

 

[NLB2]

I think my story is not so much embarrasing since I didn't even realize I did it. One time I opened a door to leave the school, completely hitting a girl with crutches. Just knocked her back flat on the ground. Worse yet, I didn't even know I did that, and walked away casually. I heard yelling behind me, but it wasn't till the next day when someone told me what I did.

There's a different word for that than embarassing. Its called badass.

 

[scarybore]

Probably when a bird crap landed on my head in the playground, teh awesome.

Heh I knew a guy who had that happen to him, spent the whole of lunch trying to get it out. He also once ran into a tree during cross country, slid down a hill and got covered in mud and he had a party while his parents where away and I think if I remember correctly (I can't remeber the details exactly, I fell ill around this time and missed school alot) some people nicked bottles of whiskey, left a shit in a microwave and broke a hole in a wall. Now that I think about it he was a pretty unlucky bastard.

I also knew a guy who got kicked in the balls at school and they got twisted and he had to have a operation to untwist them, while knowing the surgeon would be one of his friends mum. Also knew a guy that had his foot crushed by the school bus on friday the 13. One guy decided for some reason to tell the class he had found lumps on his balls and was seeing the doctor at lunch and then got the nickname cancer balls (which ain't very nice in retrospect.

At primary school one guy shat himself on his chair prompting other to go smell it afterwards. the same guy then got ushered into putting his finger in a stapler and then another pupil err stapled him.

Not too much happened to myself that I was embarrased about at school but I guess as I was a shy child, buying playboy at 12 years old while skipping a assembly taking it back to school and passing it around wasnt too clever. All the lads in my classes would start asking for playboy infront of the teachers, I would just cower and blush. I dont think they thought it was true though as they never searched me or anything and I wasn't ever in trouble.

 

[Goreomedy]

I was one of 10 children remaining after several rounds of my 6th grade spelling bee. This was a big deal, and the entire school got the afternoon off to watch us sweat it out on stage. The teacher presenting the words had a very thick german accent. And when it came time for my word, I couldn't understand what she was saying. I even asked for a definition to help me out, but it did nothing to clear things up for me. I spelled out what I thought the word might be, and of course the "WRONG" buzzer sounded. Without realizing how sensitive the microphone in my hand was, I whispered "Nazi bitch", and that phrase echoed throughout the auditorium.

In high school, before a test, I asked a teacher if I could borrow a pen. She grabbed her purse and began to dig around for one. During her search, another student asked a question and distracted her. Without looking, the teacher pulled out a pen shaped device and handed it to me. Busy reading the instructions on the test, I wasn't paying much attention myself, and I pulled at the "cap" of the cylindrical object before realizing what was in my hand was a tampon applicator.

 

[ManDudeChild]

It was back when I was in grade 5. It was just before this school recital right, and the teacher told the males to go to one side and get changed, and females on the other. Now my hearing isn't the best and, long story short, I was given the name "pervie" for the next year or so.

 

[Space Age Playboy]

Nothing too bad ever happened to me.

One time in English class I zoned out and the teacher called on me and I just sat there, completely oblivious. It wasn't until I heard my name in the middle of her speech about how I need to keep up with the assignments that I realized what was going on. I could've answered the question at that point, but I decided she might be more mad that I wasn't paying attention in class than if I just hadn't read the chapter yet.

 

[Ferrio]

I think it was second, third grade who knows.

Well we were playing Red Rover, and the opposite line called my name. So I went running over, but their arms were just a tad bit high, and I got a serious clotheslining.

 

[bionic77]

Once during a basketball game I had an uncontested layup that I missed when I slipped on a wet spot on the floor. This was witnessed by a few hundred people.

 

[BooM235689]

I tied my shoe to the lunch rooms table (for some reason) and it got too tight for me to untie so i went to the teacher with one shoe on and asked if she can cut it, she got pissed off and said Jesus Christ y did you do that, then like 30 people walk into the lunch room and see me with my shoe stuck to the table and they all start cracking up. After i got it my shoe untied i went to my next calss but i was late and the teach asks where i was and someone in my class screams out he got his shoe stuck to the table and of course everyone starts laughing again.

The good thing was I did not have to get a late pass
:lol

 

[BooM235689]

It was back when I was in grade 5. It was just before this school recital right, and the teacher told the males to go to one side and get changed, and females on the other. Now my hearing isn't the best and, long story short, I was given the name "pervie" for the next year or so.

lmao thats funny :lol

 

[kablooey]

I had way too many embarrassing moments...

Let's see, off the top of my head, on the last day of school in 5th grade, our class held a "Talent Show", for anyone who wanted to perform a skit or something. So I went up with a friend of mine, and we were basically doing really horrible character impressions, like Austin Powers, Homer Simpson and such. Anyway, in the middle of it, without realizing what I was doing, I looked at my teacher, and said "Do I make you hornay babay?"

Immediately after, she cut our act and ended the talent show completely. It stuck with me for 3 years or so that I asked my teacher (who was around 50-60 years old) if I made her horny. :\

 

[VPhys]

I had way too many embarrassing moments...

Let's see, off the top of my head, on the last day of school in 5th grade, our class held a "Talent Show", for anyone who wanted to perform a skit or something. So I went up with a friend of mine, and we were basically doing really horrible character impressions, like Austin Powers, Homer Simpson and such. Anyway, in the middle of it, without realizing what I was doing, I looked at my teacher, and said "Do I make you hornay baby?"

Immediately after, she cut our act and ended the talent show completely. It stuck with me for 3 years or so that I asked my teacher (who was around 50-60 years old) if I made her horny. :\

:lol :lol

 

[God's Hand]

A girl I kinda liked pulled down my pants in the middle of a busy hallway, with my wang hanging out of my tightey whiteys.

 

[Cubsfan23]

2nd grade. About 10 minutes til school was out, and I had to go piss. I thought what the hell, I'll just wait til the bell rings. This guy at our table tells some jokes and my pee comes out uncontrollably. Is there any more mixed feeling in the world than peeing and laughing at the same time? Anyway, you could see a puddle around my chair, it was that much. The 400 pound janitor lady even had to come bring a mop :lol :lol . The aftermath wasn't that bad, I was only riduculed for about a week.