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Alright stinky.… Deodorant
The most useless object to you
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12Goblins
Lil’ Gobbie
Who this?
Ironbunny
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Looking at the teeth someone British?
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Dr.Morris79
Gold Member
The worst woman in Britain, and that's before you get to the teeth
Well, it's a thing, in the British isles. Not sure it's human.
Ironbunny
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Dr.Morris79
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… Deodorant
Dr.Morris79
Gold Member
I'm with you there
My wife has one of these. It makes me irrationally angry everytime I see it out because of how fucking useless it is so I hide it in different spots and tell her I haven't seen it
I just bin it and wash up.
Tams
Member
Seriously, why bother?
A bar of soap is actually very useful when travelling. It's a solid (so no leaks, allowed in cabin luggage, and high usefulness to weight ratio), and can be used to clean clothes as well as yourself.
Those make it especially useful for travelling to remote areas.
Tams
Member
This crap.
Prepare for a rant. No really, this is useless at least in my country (Greece).
So what's it's purpose? To wipe shit off, right? But toilet paper completely sucks on that job because of how easily it disintegrates. The moment you touch your ass with it it breaks into small pieces that stick on your skin. Same thing happens when you try to wipe any other surface from any other substance. And don't even think about adding some water on it or wiping your butt after you sprinkled it.
So why does it break so easily? Because this way you can throw it into the toilet and it prevents clogging. Not sure if that's a good enough feature that makes it worth all the hassle of not being able to wipe anything but it is what it is. In Greece however, the small pipes we use can still clog even with melting toilet paper. So we never throw it into the toilet, instead we have some specially made trash cans with a lid to prevent the smell from getting out.
So we don't get the feature of throwing it in the toilet for convenience and we still have to put up with it breaking like it's made out of sugar. And yet people still buy the things! And every house still has these as standard. Like why? It's completely useless to us, every other paper such as napkins or kitchen paper are much more durable and you can wipe your ass without them melting in it. Not to mention you should really just use wet wipes for this otherwise you are disgusting.
My life became so much easier when i realize i don't have to use this shit (pun, whatever). But is it just me? Am i using it the wrong way? Did my parents screw up when they potty trained me? What's the secret?
Get better sewerage, you cheapskates!
Japanese bidets are an exception though. Now they are the legendary and the ultimate in toilet experience.
Plies
GAF's Nicest Lunch Thief and Nosiest Dildo Archeologist
Ella McYella
BennyBlanco
aka IMurRIVAL69
These things probably cost a nickel produce and they all look terrible.
Heimdall_Xtreme
Hermen Hulst Fanclub's #1 Member
Totally Agreed.
These things probably cost a nickel produce and they all look terrible.
I hate the fucking funkos with all my soul
Donald mac Ronald
Member
The ass blaster device you see in Asia and some European countries is amazing.
That high pressured water blasts that shit away instantly. I wish it was standard in UK.
Dr.Morris79
Gold Member
Those things are the ugliest pieces of shite going.
These things probably cost a nickel produce and they all look terrible.
Can't stand them at all.