Mother buys 7 year old daughter a voucher for a boob job

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Patrick Bateman said:
God, I hated that fucking movie and everyone in it.
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I thought it was pretty good, also the first thing that came to mind as well when I saw this thread. Mother should be locked away. She'd be better off living with a crackhead.
 
Well the little girl is off to a hard start with her "O" face and waiting to give a BJ. When she gets a boob job she'll clearly be wanting to do those things for 'slutting' it up. AMIRITE?!

Londa said:
lol, I was waiting for someone to say this. XD!
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It is though... 4th claw can be see towards the end of the gif (assuming it moves left to right).

edit: was said already.
 
bengraven said:
She's doing this for media coverage people...
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Yeah, it seems to be a bit of a 'thing' in England at the moment. I think it started when Celebrity Tart Katie Price used fake tan, fake eyelashes and full makeup on her 2 year old daughter. Council estates across the land issued forth their miniature skanks in response and occasionally, middle class tabloid fodder join in too.
 
Some kids get college funds for their birthdays. At least this one will have a glorious rack.

Though I suppose after half a million pounds in surgery for the mom, money is not an issue for that family.
 
SmokyDave said:
Yeah, it seems to be a bit of a 'thing' in England at the moment. I think it started when Celebrity Tart Katie Price used fake tan, fake eyelashes and full makeup on her 2 year old daughter. Council estates across the land issued forth their miniature skanks in response and occasionally, middle class tabloid fodder join in too.
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Like, really, why don't you write for a tabloid for a living? You clearly relish this kind of stuff. I mean it in a good way. I think you could be a dedicated chav/council estate/benefits abuse/trashy women reporter
 
spats said:
Oh so that's how they make these:

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That costume designer is a GENIUS!
 
Miss Burge, who lives in a £500,000 four-bedroom home in St Neots, Cambridgeshire, is more than capable of paying for the lavish celebration thanks to the lucrative business she runs organising plastic surgery and swinging parties and writing erotic novels.
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I was wondering how this nuttery was funded.
 
Noticed that the article referred to her as "Miss Burge."

I'm guessing the father wants nothing to do with that abomination.
 
I see nothing wrong, isn't like she's getting one now. Sure it's stupid as hell, but nothing to be enraged about.
 
Patrick Bateman said:
The movie should make me hate it?
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That you should hate everyone in the movie.

Uncle's a loser.
Son's a twat.
Mother's a bitch.
Dad's sackless.
Grandpa's a druggie.
Sunshine's a selfish brat.
 
So sad that people cling to improving their outward appearance. It never works, you wind up looking worse, and it turns you into a shitty superficial person like this.
 
I'm so sorry for that child, even then it seems too late for her. Even the pic in the OP makes her looks like the kind of kid i wouldn't dare get close to. The kind of very irritating & annoying kid. Just look at that expression on her face. Ugh.
 
500k certainly hasn't improved her looks. Unless she used to look like Christina Hendricks in which case it's a marked improvement.
 
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