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[.la1n]

God, I hated that fucking movie and everyone in it.

I thought it was pretty good, also the first thing that came to mind as well when I saw this thread. Mother should be locked away. She'd be better off living with a crackhead.

 

[Acerac]

HE ISNT EVEN SHARPENING A CLAW!!!!

That's all I wanted from this thread. Thank you.

 

[Kafarabo]

I would like to see the results

 

[Carl]

Eurgh. Boob jobs should be discouraged, not given to kids when they're 7.

 

[bengraven]

She's doing this for media coverage people...

 

[Mistake]

I wonder if she looks like a burn victim after a shower

 

[TommyT]

Well the little girl is off to a hard start with her "O" face and waiting to give a BJ. When she gets a boob job she'll clearly be wanting to do those things for 'slutting' it up. AMIRITE?!

lol, I was waiting for someone to say this. XD!

It is though... 4th claw can be see towards the end of the gif (assuming it moves left to right).

edit: was said already.

 

[enzo_gt]

"Mother."

 

[SmokyDave]

She's doing this for media coverage people...

Yeah, it seems to be a bit of a 'thing' in England at the moment. I think it started when Celebrity Tart Katie Price used fake tan, fake eyelashes and full makeup on her 2 year old daughter. Council estates across the land issued forth their miniature skanks in response and occasionally, middle class tabloid fodder join in too.

 

[Data West]

I love that there's such a thing as a boob job voucher. The idea that they make gift cards.

 

[Carlisle]

Some kids get college funds for their birthdays. At least this one will have a glorious rack.

Though I suppose after half a million pounds in surgery for the mom, money is not an issue for that family.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

the hell.

 

[Stumpokapow]

Yeah, it seems to be a bit of a 'thing' in England at the moment. I think it started when Celebrity Tart Katie Price used fake tan, fake eyelashes and full makeup on her 2 year old daughter. Council estates across the land issued forth their miniature skanks in response and occasionally, middle class tabloid fodder join in too.

Like, really, why don't you write for a tabloid for a living? You clearly relish this kind of stuff. I mean it in a good way. I think you could be a dedicated chav/council estate/benefits abuse/trashy women reporter

 

[mrklaw]

She should move to Australia, I hear they're going to make boob jobs mandatory for over 18's.

 

[Like the hat?]

title should be Mother Loses Custody of 7 Year Old Daughter

 

[kehs]

God, I hated that fucking movie and everyone in it.

Pretty sure that's the point of it.

 

[Javaman]

Oh so that's how they make these:

That costume designer is a GENIUS!

 

[AbsoluteZero]

Well, I can't say I'm surprised.

 

[Meus Renaissance]

Is the thing on the doll picture in the OP meant to be a skirt or a headband that dropped down?

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Well, I can't say I'm surprised.

I'm disappointed that her rack is so small.

 

[Lionheart1337]

+1 for parent licenses.

not that it would ever fucking work.

 

[xxracerxx]

What is going on here?

 

[Slayven]

Miss Burge, who lives in a £500,000 four-bedroom home in St Neots, Cambridgeshire, is more than capable of paying for the lavish celebration thanks to the lucrative business she runs organising plastic surgery and swinging parties and writing erotic novels.

I was wondering how this nuttery was funded.

 

[Hachimaki]

Noticed that the article referred to her as "Miss Burge."

I'm guessing the father wants nothing to do with that abomination.

 

[Akuun]

What the f-

 

[kehs]

You can prepay college, why can't you prepay medical procedures?

Lighten up guys.

 

[Count of Monte Sawed-Off]

This is fucking absurd. Prices increase over time and that voucher may not be worth enough for a boob job when she's of age!

 

[The Technomancer]

That costume designer is a GENIUS!

One has to wonder...exactly how it adheres to the breasts...

 

[Ferrio]

I see nothing wrong, isn't like she's getting one now. Sure it's stupid as hell, but nothing to be enraged about.

 

[WAWAZA]

Desperate times call for desperate measures! And she may do for an old girl, but damn, she is showing some fucked up signs of wear:

would

 

[Raiden]

I love how many people are complaining about the cat gif.

 

[LQX]

A voucher for face lift might be more appropriate.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Pretty sure that's the point of it.

The movie should make me hate it?

 

[XeroSauce]

One has to wonder...exactly how it adheres to the breasts...

STAR POWER

 

[Dreams-Visions]

would

liar

 

[kehs]

The movie should make me hate it?

That you should hate everyone in the movie.

Uncle's a loser.
Son's a twat.
Mother's a bitch.
Dad's sackless.
Grandpa's a druggie.
Sunshine's a selfish brat.

 

[Plasmid]

where da sarah burge titties at?

 

[sixteen-bit]

shitty parenting

 

[Flo_Evans]

So sad that people cling to improving their outward appearance. It never works, you wind up looking worse, and it turns you into a shitty superficial person like this.

 

[mrklaw]

Desperate times call for desperate measures! And she may do for an old girl, but damn, she is showing some fucked up signs of wear:

Looks like Karl Malden in drag

 

[dragonlife]

That's just messed up. A seven-year-old shouldn't be worried/excited about this shit.

 

[Subliminal]

Fucking Daily Mail. Its probably bullshit.

 

[joeyjoejoeshabadoo]

Kill it with fire

 

[Bisnic]

I'm so sorry for that child, even then it seems too late for her. Even the pic in the OP makes her looks like the kind of kid i wouldn't dare get close to. The kind of very irritating & annoying kid. Just look at that expression on her face. Ugh.

 

[nVidiot_Whore]

Would

Spoiler

Tell her mother how poorly she is raising her child.

 

[Jhriad]

500k certainly hasn't improved her looks. Unless she used to look like Christina Hendricks in which case it's a marked improvement.

 

[kitchenmotors]

Koodo: STOP POSTING THAT GIF IN EVERY FUCKING THREAD YOU ENTER

 

[Crumpet Trumpet]

HE ISNT EVEN SHARPENING A CLAW!!!!

 

[bigosc2k]

What the fuck is wrong with her mom!

 

[RustyNails]

I love Koodo's judgmental cat gif. The cat is making all kinds of judgements about me and I feel ashamed.