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Spoiler

I'm hoping people do not miss the beautiful symbolism of this powerful image:

Two souls kiss
From infinite love
In symmetrically parallel unity
A soul is born

 

[EulaCapra]

I'm suddenly craving snow all of a sudden.

 

[Pancake Mix]

"Nationwide debates" about the removal of a snow dick ? Sometimes Swedes are thinking too much...

“Moved to tears,” another member posted.

Never change Sweden, I'll always love you.

 

[Africanus]

I'd rather have national debates over a snow penis than whether chess should be played or a planned parenthood center deserves to exist.

 

[SliceSabre]

Bigger is better.

 

[TheDanger]

I'm suddenly craving cock all of a sudden.

Fixed

 

[hidys]

He will never be able to ease his conscience. He could build snow dicks for the rest of days but he will never be able to escape the mark of being a snow dick eraser.

 

[Ms.Galaxy]

Magnificent. Truly a masterpiece of the ages. Although, if I must criticize, I have to say it isn't big enough.

I'm suddenly craving cock all of a sudden.

Fixed

Don't we all crave cock once in awhile?

 

[Africanus]

He will never be able to ease his conscience. He could build snow dicks for the rest of days but he will never be able to escape the mark of being a snow dick eraser.

If I Did It: Confessions of the Eraser

 

[cloud_sleep]

Nm

 

[RionaaM]

Do you want to build a snow cock?
C'mon let's go get laid.
I never touch you anymore,
come out the pants,
it's like you've gone away.
We used to be fuck buddies,
but now we're not.
I wish you would tell me why...
Do you want to build a snow cock?
It doesn't have to be a snow cock.

 

[Ms.Galaxy]

Do you want to build a snow cock?
C'mon let's go get laid.
I never touch you anymore,
come out the pants,
it's like you've gone away.
We used to be fuck buddies,
but now we're not.
I wish you would tell me why...
Do you want to build a snow cock?
It doesn't have to be a snow cock.

frozen_2_leaked_script.doc

 

[D4Danger]

he's a grower

 

[hidys]

If I Did It: Confessions of the Eraser

One might say that he is the real snow dick.

 

[Bold One]

Do you want to build a snow cock?
C'mon let's go get laid.
I never touch you anymore,
come out the pants,
it's like you've gone away.
We used to be fuck buddies,
but now we're not.
I wish you would tell me why...
Do you want to build a snow cock?
It doesn't have to be a snow cock.

 

[Ms.Galaxy]

he's a grower

Looks more like a show-er to me.

 

[peakish]

This is pretty funny

But "nationwide debates" in this case probably just means there was a Facebook group

 

[ultratruman]

They're going crazy down there by the lake

 

[pbayne]

Love how chill Sweden must be if this is what they have "nationwide debates" on.

 

[dh4niel]

Should've added pubes and jizz spurts, just to top it off.

 

[Ceallach]

Lol. Like Jason Lee said in Chasing Amy, everyone needs dick

 

[Any Questions]

Sounds like he was stuck between a cock and hard place

Perfect

 

[M3d10n]

Should have drawn dickbutt for maximum effect.

 

[Dennis]

Thanks, Mr. Penor.

 

[John Kowalski]

I wonder why we don't see more drawn vaginas.

Or vulvas.

 

[BladeoftheImmortal]

I live this.

 

[Gaz_RB]

Life is just different in Sweden.

 

[Union Carbine]

”Oh, don't worry. It's not a threat to you."

 

[ChryZ]

Hopefully it doesn't get burned down like that goat.

 

[Kthulhu]

No one here seems to be asking the big question.

Spoiler

Where did the first snow dick come from?

When was the last time a artificial big dick got people emotional?

I don't know about dicks, but I remember something about a giant inflatable butt plug that pissed a lot of people off.

Hopefully it doesn't get burned down like that goat.

What?

 

[Imperfected]

He will never be able to ease his conscience. He could build snow dicks for the rest of days but he will never be able to escape the mark of being a snow dick eraser.

You can make a dozen snow-cocks and never be remembered as a cock-maker, but erase one snow-cock and you're labeled a cock-blocker forever.

 

[Verano]

does it snow white from it?