Music That Is Incomprehensibly Bad To You

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I feel like this thread probably letdown the OP. "pop", "rap", "music on the radio", etc. are probably not the answers he wanted.
 
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Just saw twigs two days ago breh, she has moves for real. Gotta place it in context.
 
I can't stand Avicii, Dave Guetta, that cheesy Swedish pop house sound. I can get into some cheesy stuff but as a house/techno head most of this stuff has no redeeming qualities at all and I do not understand how people get into it when there is so much good quality music available.
 
hmm, realizing that a lot of what I genuinely love is heavily disliked lol. people are mentioning happy hardcore, which I feel is bad, but handbag hardcore is much, much worse.
Merzbow. I'm into some shit that'd be considered weird to most but I don't understand noise.
I love merzbow. your faves could never.

buy kibako on itunes
 
Y'all hating on Animal Collective and Death Grips

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My answer: jam bands. I hate Phish with a burning passion, though my roommate who plays them all the time is mostly to blame.

Death Grips didn't even like Death Grips, that's why they stopped trolling people.
 
Y'all hating on Animal Collective

My answer: jam bands. I hate Phish with a burning passion, though my roommate who plays them all the time is mostly to blame.



lol

people hate both those bands for the same reasons

also, AC love the dead and are probably closet phish fans.
 
"Smooth" jazz, for one. It's like anti-music, it's so bland and unobtrusive. Fucking horrible. I quite honestly feel like if you listen to it you must not like music, it's so divorced from actual music played by people who give a shit. I've never gotten the appeal of reggae either.

You don't like Bob Marley?
 
Whatever you call the mess that is the following "artists"

Riff-raff
Iggy Azalea
Kreayshawn
Lil Debbie

That whole mess, it's awful...


Now stuff like

Major Lazer
Turquoise Jeep
etc
I can get behind....
 
What the fuck is this even? I can understand if you were, say, learning to play an instrument and this came out and you said to yourself "Oh wow! I made a chain of notes that wasn't entirely random!" But to be a fully grown adult with years of practice and learning under your belt, go into a studio, hit record and say "this is music! I like this and want other people to hear it!" is not sane, rational thinking. The fact that four musicians, a producer, and god knows how many suits all said "let's publish this" is amazing to me.

But I like Every Time I Die ._.

Y'all hating on Animal Collective and Death Grips

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Man, fuck Animal Collective. Is that even music? I tried giving them a chance, but I just couldn't do it.

I partially blame IGN/Teh Vesti for my hatred of them. People used to constantly troll saying how superior AC was to any other music people listened to, that and Radiohead. So annoying.
 
Whatever you call the mess that is the following "artists"

Riff-raff
Iggy Azalea
Kreayshawn
Lil Debbie

That whole mess, it's awful...


Now stuff like

Major Lazer
Turquoise Jeep
etc
I can get behind....

I get that Major Lazer can be considered more of an "artist" than Lil Debbie, but they're both light hearted and dumb, not really what I would consider seriously listening material.

Tbqh, Lil Debbie makes some bops.

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But I like Every Time I Die ._.



Man, fuck Animal Collective. Is that even music? I tried giving them a chance, but I just couldn't do it.

I partially blame IGN/Teh Vesti for my hatred of them. People used to constantly troll saying how superior AC was to any other music people listened to, that and Radiohead. So annoying.



i think their popularity coincided with a molly boom

i'm a fan, but it was really weird that they got as big as they did.
 
I get that Major Lazer can be considered more of an "artist" than Lil Debbie, but they're both light hearted and dumb, not really what I would consider seriously listening material.

Tbqh, Lil Debbie makes some bops.

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Yasss Lil Debbie is the queen of trashhop. Stan a bit.
 
Having a hard time thinking of any.

I dunno I like to think I'm pretty open-minded about music and even shit I don't like I can usually understand the appeal.
 
I feel like this thread probably letdown the OP. "pop", "rap", "music on the radio", etc. are probably not the answers he wanted.
Yeah, a little bit, but you just gotta roll with it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Hah, you guys aint heard nothin yet.

As an avid player of FFR and Stepmania, the breadth of music I've had to suffer through would make your mind melt.

For example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBUiP3wg5yY

No one in the world has ever enjoyed this song. NO ONE
Ugh, that's pretty bad. This is more what I was talking about. Singular songs that are just astonishing in their awfulness.
 
So... basically all mainstream early 90s west coast hip hop then. As well as countless other quality gangsta rap.

Yep completely incomprehensibly bad.
Yeah... ? It's bad to me so, huh, deal with it. To each his own. I'm also shaking my head when people say J-Pop but what can I do about it, if they think it's shit I'm not going to try to change their opinion :lol
 
Venetian Snares did a joint album with Speedranch that borders on speedcore. It's still really intense and abrasive but I think it's executed very well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hefng9voyn0

Eh, still not feeling it. I like some of Venetian Snares' stuff and he's obviously very talented (Epidermis is great) but that here's too aggressive for me. Outside of rhythm games I can't really imagine who would want to listen to speedcore lol

Just my opinion obviously.
 

Holy shit I am laughing my ass off at this. Fuck Mainstream Country.

I also can't stand some of that old as fuck rock and some EDM. The drops aren't even good drops, they're usually weak as fuck drops and ppl get crazy hype over it...

Babymetal is good, especially their one specific song that doesn't have jpop in it and lil Shark is da homie.

"I have no heart, I'll fuck your hoe".

WHAT A GENIUS.
 
Someone once posted some Japanese noise once. That's the best way to describe it. The poster had a better name for it which I can't remember, but it was random notes with no melody. Just a jumbled mess. Best way I can describe it is modern art in musical form.

was it more like this?

or more like this?

Koji Nakamura(iLL) and Melt Banana are both fucking amazing


Edit: People saying Animal Collective are just wrong, there's no other way to put it, you are incorrect.
 
Most of the Psudo-EDM slop that plays on the radio. Either go full EDM or don't go at all, don't add a drum track to your folksy acoustic rock song.
 
Jpop, Kpop, or just pop in general. I actually like one Jpop song though... The anime Welcome to the NHK's opening track Puzzle was pretty good.

Most modern rap and pretty much the radio itself. There's some good new rappers but a lot of them pander to an audience to try to gain recognition and so a lot of their songs are shit.

Sometimes when people accidentally hear some extreme death metal on my iPhone right in between all the easier-to-appreciate music they all give me this face.

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They can't even comprehend that people listen to this, or even classify it as music.
ITS GOOD I SWEAR THEY ARE JUST ANGRY ALL THE TIME

Yeah. Some of my friends listen to death metal but the ones that don't think I'm a satanist or something. I just like hearing people shred with crazy double bass blasting. It's also good for long drives since it keeps you awake if you let the music get you pumped. Saved my life a few times when I was dozing off from long drives.

What do you not like about kpop?

I personally find it all to be pretty much American pop, but by Koreans and I hate it for the same reasons I hate American pop, over produced, they heavily rely on their annoying hooks, and the songs just tend to be really obnoxious.
 
Metal is the Bach of genres.

Bach made terrible but mathematically complex music that people keep playing for no good reason
 
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