*stares at 9 still-empty chairs and a room full of apparently deaf GAFers*
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Demon, you only get 1 chair; you can't possibly be that fat or stupid. And Ecro: you take time out to be a d*ckhead, but you don't think to grab a chair at the same time like him? WTF is wrong with you? Even Matlock managed to grab a chair (albeit to bludgeon you about the head and shoulders with...).